Apparently I'm a Working Girl Now!!!

[serendipitygirl]

I've heard funny, cringe-worthy stories of kids embarrassing their parents before, but I think my little 4 year old just took the cake at Reasors (grocery store chain here in beautiful oklahoma) when she decided to randomly "introduce" me to the guy standing behind us in line by saying,

"Hey You! This is my mommy!" At which point she pauses while he nodded politely* "Did you know she's a working girl?" *insert another long pause as she thinks some more about her next line....while I slowly start to realize what she just said*

"But guess what?!?!? She doesn't have to work tonight!!!" Heh.

It didn't help that I was in my normal grocery shopping heels. So needless to say we worked on some new "introduction techniques" for her to use instead next time on the ride home together.

 

[jiggagold]

wow that dude was a simp, he didnt even hollaback girl?

 

[Oceano]

American kids are so loud and outspoken....kind of like their parents

did she give the cake back?

 

[iggy]

I've heard funny, cringe-worthy stories of kids embarrassing their parents before, but I think my little 4 year old just took the cake at Reasors (grocery store chain here in beautiful oklahoma) when she decided to randomly "introduce" me to the guy standing behind us in line by saying,

"Hey You! This is my mommy!" At which point she pauses while he nodded politely* "Did you know she's a working girl?" *insert another long pause as she thinks some more about her next line....while I slowly start to realize what she just said*

"But guess what?!?!? She doesn't have to work tonight!!!" Heh.

It didn't help that I was in my normal grocery shopping heels. So needless to say we worked on some new "introduction techniques" for her to use instead next time on the ride home together.

lol. that dude for sure thought you were a hooker if you were wearing heels in a supermarket

 

[jiggagold]

American kids are so loud and outspoken....kind of like their parents

did she give the cake back?

I'd rather be loud and outspoken than have butter teeth and smell like ass

 

[Oceano]

I'd rather be loud and outspoken than have butter teeth and smell like ass

tough luck for you then

 

[OMEGA]

thankyou for bringing MySpace back

 

[serendipitygirl]

wow that dude was a simp, he didnt even hollaback girl?

lol. well, he did try and start to say something after she said that, but he couldn't quite get it out for some reason, so i quickly turned back around and tried to not look back again!

 

[serendipitygirl]

thankyou for bringing MySpace back

hehe! i'm on a mission. i even have t-shirts.

 

[captainahole]

that's great lololololol