anyone watch the midget bachelor last night??

[hamstershaver]

a midget man trying to hook up with female midgets? with a twist at the end when 3 normal size women show up and he can pick from them too. Id like to hook up with a midget woman, my penis would look pretty big to them probably

 

[Deterass]

The last bike rally i went to a friend of mine hooked up with a midget chick and fucked her one night .We still give him shit over that one.

 

[Code]

It was cute.

Although condensed. Which I guess is fitting for the concept of the show.

 

[the nature boy]

I saw a commercial and it seemed like only one of the midgets had a normal looking face. The rest had midget features.

 

[Code]

All of them are dwarves. Not midgets.

Dwarves have those mongoloid features.

 

[the nature boy]

All of them are dwarves. Not midgets.

Dwarves have those mongoloid features.

so they were all jacked up? he didn't look fucked up.

 

[Code]

His forehead wasn't as distended as is common. But he had the normal sized head and ass that is trademrk dwarfism.

so they were all jacked up? he didn't look fucked up.

 

[hamstershaver]

All of them are dwarves. Not midgets.

Dwarves have those mongoloid features.

whatever they were id still hit it

 

[supersizeme]

i felt bad watching it, but i still did.

all i want to know is why three hot ass non-midget women are on the show vying for a midget's love and competing against midget women. i realize the answer here is "to be on tv," but it's just pretty pathetic all around. i will be able to finally say "i have seen it all" if that little dudes makes out with one of those babes.

 

[the nature boy]

ok now fill me in. are midgets and dwarves the same thing? I thought dwarves were the proper term for midgets. basically I want to know if I can find a normal looking small woman. I saw one once at a club...... she was pretty hot. and she looked normal.

 

[Code]

No. Midgets are proportionately smaller people. Meaning their heads and asses and arms and legs all match. And VERY rare.

Dwarves are all malportioned, distended foreheads, big asses, small arms/legs. And very common. (relatively speaking)

ok now fill me in. are midgets and dwarves the same thing? I thought dwarves were the proper term for midgets. basically I want to know if I can find a normal looking small woman. I saw one once at a club...... she was pretty hot. and she looked normal.

 

[hamstershaver]

is there midget porn?? im interested in renting some

 

[jerkbox]

i think i went to high school with a guy that would be considered a midget.......he was same age as everyone else, he just looked like a 4 foot tall kid. talked like bart simpson too.

he had some balls considering how small he was.

 

[Code]

Most midget porn is a misnomer and is actually dwarf porn.

is there midget porn?? im interested in renting some

 

[Deterass]

is there midget porn?? im interested in renting some

Midget porn is huge right now.

 

[SoKlueles]

omg that made me laugh lol

 

[the nature boy]

No. Midgets are proportionately smaller people. Meaning their heads and asses and arms and legs all match. And VERY rare.

Dwarves are all malportioned, distended foreheads, big asses, small arms/legs. And very common. (relatively speaking)

ah then the broad I saw was a midget. her fingers weren't all stubby like dwarves. has I known she was so rare I would have whisked her away.... but alas, it was not to be.

 

[Robert Jan]

Midget porn is huge right now.

yeah. where the hell have you been

 

[Becoming]

my buddy once offered to pay a midget $200 to punt him like a football....

unfortunately it was declined....

we still send him greeting cards with midgets on them....