Anyone wake up like this before?

[Deus Ex Machina]

I woke up early in the morning because I couldn't breathe, and the first thing I thought about was aliens, and for some reason I was frightened and didn't want to move. wtf? add this to my "you must be high even though you don't do drugs" scenarios.

 

[BileStew]

Every morning.

 

[Y_lifter]

Is your Gardener named Carlos or Pedro ?

 

[ZKaudio]

i need a new pillow... this one makes my ear hurt =/