Anyone seen the Kris Humphries parody twitter account...

[superqt4u2nv]

I just saw it some funny zingers

Kris_Humphries Not Kris Humphries
“@KhloeKardashian: Saying someone is ugly doesn’t make you any prettier" Unfortunately for you, neither does Photoshop

Kris_Humphries Not Kris Humphries
They called their show 'Kim & Kourtney Take New York' because 'Pretty Little Liars' was already taken

Kris_Humphries Not Kris Humphries
In the week since announcing our divorce, Kim has been rammed senseless by more black dudes than the Colts' offense

Kris_Humphries Not Kris Humphries
“@KourtneyKardash: Twinkle twinkle little star / How I wonder what you are!” Spoiled spoiled little brat / How did Khloe get so fat?

Kris_Humphries Not Kris Humphries
“@KourtneyKardash: What should I make for breakfast? Hmm” Have what Kim had: dark meat sausage with a squirt of thick cream for dessert

Kris_Humphries Not Kris Humphries
Kim's probably had so many dicks in her this past week her vagina looks like something you'd order at Arby's

@Kris_Humphries
Not Kris Humphries People say Kim's in hiding. I think she's just catching up on all the black cock she missed out on while we were married.

Kris_Humphries Not Kris Humphries
“@KhloeKardashian: Woah... Jet Lag is serious stuff” So is marriage. Might wanna tell your sister.

 

[pdaddyII]

Gawd I loath that family

 

[PICK3]

Gawd I loath that family

me too

cept the 2 young sisters




no pedo though!

 

[TableFun]

lol colts offense

 

[canadianhitman]

Nice find superqt...made me laugh

 

[smurf2]

He's part black though

 

[t-diddz]

very funny. Go Kris!