Anyone here wear diapers?

[NoDaddyNo]

I'm finding it increasingly annoying to get up and do things like piss and poo. I mean, the kitchen sink is way over there and at work I have to go upstairs.
Sure, there is a bathroom on this floor, but there are germs in there.

So anyway, I'm thinking of just wearing diapers. I considered not wearing them and just doing what I need to do right in my pants - but that way I couldn't get that cool rustling sound and the puffy look.

Has anyone had any luck just using plastic bags from the grocery store? Would the paper ones be more environmentally friendly?

Also, if I go the diaper route - would I be able to shower less? Or would I need to shower more?

 

[WODIN]

I just peed. Right here in my seat.

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[vixenbabe]

Wodin, who ya kidding? You are such a tight ass you'd not spend 70 bucks for adult diapers!!! He duct tapes 2-gether six LUV'S diaper's for his custom fit .

 

[WODIN]

Wodin, who ya kidding? You are such a tight ass you'd not spend 70 bucks for adult diapers!!! He duct tapes 2-gether six LUV'S diaper's for his custom fit .

Hey you're the one who wanted to play "Spank the Baby!"

 

[vixenbabe]

Hey you're the one who wanted to play "Spank the Baby!"

I was only hoping that it would bring back some of that young fire in your lions!

Keep it up, I'll be returning the mortorized cart with the love swing attachments....

 

[WODIN]

I was only hoping that it would bring back some of that young fire in your lions!

Keep it up, I'll be returning the mortorized cart with the love swing attachments....

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....

 

[NoDaddyNo]

This thread had such potential and then turned geriatric real fast.

 

[from zero]

This thread had such potential and then turned geriatric real fast.

Damn straight.

 

[bwood]

i find that a good maxi-pad can contain most
slippages...

 

[NoDaddyNo]

What about stench? Right now I just carry around Arm and Hammer and dump that down my pants if I feel the need.

 

[bwood]

stench???

none of my friends ever mention stench...

but i havent seen any of the guys for...wait a second...maybe its not jealousy of my greatness...

be right back...gotta make some calls...

 

[WODIN]

This thread had such potential and then turned geriatric real fast.

This thread had old man saggy as funky written all over it before you hit the submit button.

 

[IHateBrolies]

You could just cut a hole in the back of all of your pants.

Easy as pie.

 

[bwood]

This thread had old man saggy as funky written all over it before you hit the submit button.

someone is cranky and needs to change their pad...

 

[WODIN]

someone is cranky and needs to change their pad...

I need some fiber damnit!!

 

[NoDaddyNo]

You could just cut a hole in the back of all of your pants.

Easy as pie.

Done and done. Easy, breezy, beautiful.

 

[IHateBrolies]

Another option is to go with the no-pants plan. But looking at your location, I'm not sure if that would be a psychologically sound decision.

Perhaps having a bed wherever you may be for any period of time would be a good idea. You can lay down, work, shit, piss, fuck, eat pizza and sleep --- all in one place.

 

[NoDaddyNo]

Perhaps having a bed wherever you may be for any period of time would be a good idea. You can lay down, work, shit, piss, fuck, eat pizza and sleep --- all in one place.

You are a wise man.

My dream is to someday be albe to do all of that and then roll around in it.
We all have our dreams.

 

[IHateBrolies]

Now that we're on the subject of shitting in bed, what are some excuses to give a significant other after dropping a log in bed?

"I had a dream that I was squatting over your face. Sorry."
"I'm sick."
"It felt good."

Any more?

 

[NoDaddyNo]

Now that we're on the subject of shitting in bed, what are some excuses to give a significant other after dropping a log in bed?

"I had a dream that I was squatting over your face. Sorry."
"I'm sick."
"It felt good."

Any more?

I think it is wrong that one should need an excuse.

If she loved you, she wouldn't care why you made the bed a mess.

 

[Ffactor]

While I don't wear diapers I do wear butt enhancers that look like diapers. I purchased them for $5.95 a piece and I wear them over my underoos. However, I would not completely rule out the possibility of wearing diapers. In fact, just a few minutes ago I lost bladder control and pee'd a little bit before I made it to the bathroom. It leaked thorugh my boxers and stained my pants. Now I have to sit in my office until it dries otherwise everybody will be able to see the wet spot.

 

[RottenWillow]

I am constantly irritated by having to get up at least once a night to pee, sometimes twice. If I were a guy I would find a long hose I could tape my package into each night and run it to a tuperware container under the bed I could empty each morning. Wake up, wizz, roll over and go back to sleep.

A guy's life is much simplier.

 

[IHateBrolies]

I think it is wrong that one should need an excuse.

If she loved you, she wouldn't care why you made the bed a mess.

That's deep. Thank you for that.

In fact, just a few minutes ago I lost bladder control and pee'd a little bit before i made it to the bathroom. Itleaked thorugh my boxers and stained my pants. Now I have to sit in my office until it dries otherwise everybody will be able to see the wet spot.

Long shirts. And spray water all over your pants to make it look like you just washed your hands.

 

[NoDaddyNo]

I lost bladder control and pee'd a little bit before I made it to the bathroom. It leaked thorugh my boxers and stained my pants. Now I have to sit in my office until it dries otherwise everybody will be able to see the wet spot.

Anytime I've ever had something like that happen, I just strut around like normal. If anyone says anything about it, I just say "yeah, I pissed myself" - every single time they have laughed and said "I know, it was just the sink, I'm just giving you a hard time."
Sometimes I say "no, I really pissed myself" just to see their reaction - but since people don't normally believe me, I've stopped trying.

 

[NoDaddyNo]

I heard a lot of talk in college about doing it, but never actually heard of one being held - but the concept was a diaper party.
Instead of a toga party, everyone would wear Depends and then just get totally loaded. People would pass out and shit and piss themselves and it wouldn't matter one bit.
Not to mention how stylish one looks in diapers.

The most disturbing idea out of all of that is what a sausage fest those parties would have been since there sure as hell wouldn't have been any girls attending that shit.

 

[from zero]

I heard a lot of talk in college about doing it, but never actually heard of one being held - but the concept was a diaper party.
Instead of a toga party, everyone would wear Depends and then just get totally loaded. People would pass out and shit and piss themselves and it wouldn't matter one bit.
Not to mention how stylish one looks in diapers.

The most disturbing idea out of all of that is what a sausage fest those parties would have been since there sure as hell wouldn't have been any girls attending that shit.

I'm doing this next party I throw. Only hot broads are invited though.

 

[IHateBrolies]

I'm doing this next party I throw. Only hot broads are invited though.

That would be hott! Seriously. Indeed.

 

[NoDaddyNo]

I wonder how popular a "Rape Party" would have been in college.
I'm guessing not all that popular, at least in terms of chick turnout.
I would put pretty good money on a lot of rugby girls showing up though. That's a scary thought.

 

[borg4902]

Back when I was a weird drunk i'd get really loaded all the time and just pass out in odd places wake up the next day and realize id pissed myself.