I did not know that finance was another way to say:
"let me kiss some ass"
"oh, no salary, just commisions?"
"I love answering phones in a call center"
"Degree in finance and I get to be a bank teller?!"
Excavating: Sit in a machine, wearing what I want, making good money, moving dirt from point A to point B, while bullshitting and telling jokes with the co-workers.