juicedmohawk said:anyone heard from PHATchick lately?
alien amp pharm said:Not since I put that duct-tape back over her mouth.
jackangel said:i have a feeling she's way into me.
it's not the kind of thing she would admit to me, or anyone else.
or even herself, even in the deepest levels of her consciousness.
in fact, it's basically like it doesn't even exist.
except that it does.
BileStew said:Did you buy her clothes or a new headset?
jackangel said:i got her shoes, bro. princess gotta have her kicks.
TheProject said:Powerpuff.
crak600 said:It's been too long since I've last talked to her. I'm horrible with keeping in touch with people sometimes.
I should still have her phone number around here somewhere.
BileStew said:Why, looking to bang her too once you end your current relationship?
crak600 said:It's not like that man.
Although she does have a really hot southern accent.
BileStew said:Yeah, you say that now. next thing you know, she's tutoring you and bam!! You're swapping spit and in the same preDICKament.
crak600 said:The professor has the same soft Tennessee accent, but she's definetly too old for me.
crak600 said:Wanna know what's scary? I hadn't thought about PHATchik in a while, just been too busy. Then today, I'm sitting in one of my classes and the professor's accent made me go "damn, I havn't talked to PHATchik in a long ass time." The professor has the same soft Tennessee accent, but she's definetly too old for me.

BileStew said:Who, the Professor or Phatchik is too old?
crak600 said:The professor.
Actually, PHATchik is a little too old as well. Yeah, I'm older than she is, but she's already graduated college.
biteme said:
PHATchik said:Hey there stranger, how ya been?
biteme said:Everything is fine here. Just working for a living and raising a 13 year old girl! How have you been? Still working at the same place?![]()
PHATchik said:Nope. Things went downhill at the newspaper. It's a long story that I would love to tell you sometime. I'm headed out right now though. Check your PM.
PHATchik said:Whoa! I'm totally not old!
crak600 said:I'm into pre-pubescent chicks now.
Dial_tone said:no chicks that are old enough to drive away, huh?![]()
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