Anyone have erection problems?

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A fake drug has been found who works better than Viagra.



A Vietnamese man who took a fake tablet of the impotence drug Viagra was hospitalised after his erection lasted two days.

The 47-year-old man was admitted on Sunday to Binh Dan Hospital in Ho Chi Minh City from nearby Vinh Long province, two days after taking the Chinese-made tablet, said a doctor from the hospital where he was treated.

The man bought the pill from an acquaintance for less than $US2 ($2.50) on Friday and took it that evening. The man did not have intercourse after taking the pill, but could not get rid of the erection, said the doctor who declined to be named.

Doctors performed a minor operation to drain some blood from the man's erect penis.They were not sure what was contained in the pill since no sample was available.

DPA

 

[pintoca]

operation and penis are two words that NEVER should be in the same phrase...

 

[SoKlueles]

whats the drug? i may need to sneak it in hammys food

 

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whats the drug? i may need to sneak it in hammys food

It is a Chinese-made tablet and all Australian men are eagerly awaiting its arrival.

Stay tuned an I will tell you the name of it as soon as I hear of it.

Hammy will be pleased Klu

 

[SoKlueles]

Hammy will be pleased Klu

not nearly as pleased as klu will be

 

[pintoca]

Klu will be pleased. I hear Hammy likes to be the 2 min Stud... enough is enough

 

[SoKlueles]

Klu will be pleased. I hear Hammy likes to be the 2 min Stud... enough is enough

yeah if his erection lasts longer than 5 minutes, he will panick and make me rush him to the ER

 

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not nearly as pleased as klu will be

Haha that is what I thought, make sure he takes at least 2 days time off from work b/c this lasts 2 days as opposed to 2mins.




Heaven is upon us women, finally!

 

[jerseyart]

Women

That's it, make the talking monkeys perform.

We're not machines damn it, were human beings






Except for me, Im actually a machine

 

[hamstershaver]

i dont know why anyone would want to take stuff like that

 

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Women

That's it, make the talking monkeys perform.

We're not machines damn it, were human beings




Except for me, Im actually a machine

Ahh... that long lasting friction.


If a guy could handle having sex for 2 days would he do it? I think yes. Its like all his Christmases have come down on him at once.

 

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i dont know why anyone would want to take stuff like that

Ummm, I don't know lets ask Klu?

 

[BrothaBill]

HERA:

It is a Chinese-made tablet and all Australian men are eagerly awaiting its arrival.

Wow, Australian men must be complete suckers to fall for that BS. Yeah, and Chromium works too. Does the Chinese tonic for curing baldness come with the pills when you buy them?
They had what are called priapisms medically, highly dubious an chinese herbal pill caused that, LOL @ unnamed Vietnamese doctor who treated the guy.

 

[jerseyart]

Ahh... that long lasting friction.


If a guy could handle having sex for 2 days would he do it? I think yes. Its like all his Christmases have come down on him at once.

What do you mean if

 

[alien amp pharm]

I need to find someone that will actually have sex with me before I start worrying about these pills.

 

[jerseyart]

I need to find someone that will actually have sex with me before I start worrying about these pills.

Maybe you should e-mail her mom.

Older women are usually easier to get in the sack and more grateful for the attention

 

[alien amp pharm]

Maybe you should e-mail her mom.

Older women are usually easier to get in the sack and more grateful for the attention

lmao, very funny



(don't think it hasn't crossed my mind)

 

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Maybe you should e-mail her mom.

Older women are usually easier to get in the sack and more grateful for the attention

Whose mum?

 

[alien amp pharm]

Whose mum?

He's referring to my thread yesterday where me and the girl I was seeing broke up and I emailed her older sister trying to hook up the next day.

 

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He's referring to my thread yesterday where me and the girl I was seeing broke up and I emailed her older sister trying to hook up the next day.

Ahh yes I read about that.

Did you lose this girl due to erection problems?

 

[jerseyart]

As if it isn't difficult enough getting rid of the ones we already ahve, women are trying to saddle us with even more

 

[alien amp pharm]

Ahh yes I read about that.

Did you lose this girl due to erection problems?

lol.
nope.
I lost her due to 'female hung up on ex' syndrome.
My permanent limp noodle had nothing to do with it.

 

[SoKlueles]

well aap, if i had a sister id hook you up with her cuz i think ur sweet

 

[alien amp pharm]

well aap, if i had a sister id hook you up with her cuz i think ur sweet

How dare you call me 'sweet' beeotch!

I'm kidding. Thank you that was very nice.


If I had a brother I'd hook you up with him cuz I.........well because I simply hate Hammy.

hehehe, j/k.

 

[SoKlueles]

How dare you call me 'sweet' beeotch!

I'm kidding. Thank you that was very nice.


If I had a brother I'd hook you up with him cuz I.........well because I simply hate Hammy.

hehehe, j/k.

you would fix me up with ur brother? dang thats sad on my part, because your hard up

 

[Zebo]

If I had an erection for two days?

Take your loved ones and head for high ground......

 

[Mr. Black]

I'd be wary of that drug. If an erection lasts more than 4 hours, get your ass to the ER. Permanent damage and/or impotence could result. Then you really would have erection problems...

 

[GoldenDelicious]

i admit that i have erection problems

...i HATE getting up in the morning

 

[chesty]

goes up goes down. no problem

 

[wtlftr]

Have yall heard the commercial "If your erection doesn't go away in 4 hours, contact a Doctor" Mine goes away in 15 minutes

 

[Zebo]

I'm usually asleep before mine goes down.

 

[BUBBLES]

i admit that i have erection problems

...i HATE getting up in the morning

lol

 

[BUBBLES]

HERA:


Wow, Australian men must be complete suckers to fall for that BS. Yeah, and Chromium works too. Does the Chinese tonic for curing baldness come with the pills when you buy them?
They had what are called priapisms medically, highly dubious an chinese herbal pill caused that, LOL @ unnamed Vietnamese doctor who treated the guy.

Aussie men are not that bad... They are more shy than others but they are caring people. I was just joking that they use pills similar to viagra

Chromium works for me. I am not sure if it works for others though..

Obviously these pills don't cause priapisms since the guy had a hard on for 2 days.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Obviously these pills don't cause priapisms since the guy had a hard on for 2 days.

Thats what priapisms is. Also, there has been documented cases of Priapism with real Viagra. It's a know side effect.

 

[RADAR]

I keep one Since i think about sex 24/7


RADAR

 

[GoldenDelicious]

Doctors performed a minor operation to drain some blood from the man's erect penis.They were not sure what was contained in the pill since no sample was available.

"a minor operation" my ass

what they do is get syringes bigger than any youve ever seen, and start drining blood from this poor mofos penis. they arent shy about jabbing it in like a fork testing sausages at a barbeque. halfway through, they inject a terrible drug that plays with your blood vessels, and keep going, until the blood is (mostly) out. THEN, just to be bastards, they divert the blood supply from your dick to stop it being capable of an erection, which they hopefully reverse 3-6 months later.

"a minor operation" lol clearly the guy on the 'giving' side of the operating table said that

...oh hang on....its in china! aaaaaaah ok then, a 'minor' operation it is