Anyone got any steroid Related practical jokes?

[Paulos]

A couple days ago I pulled a pretty good one on a friend.

He had just finished up a cycle and it was his first. He doesn't know shit about shit when it comes to AAS so I am the one who sets up his program and such.

I had gotten him some IP winny, which I had told him he had to chew before swallowing. It came time for him to start his Clomid therapy and I told him that he needed to chew the clomid tabs also, I made up some spur of the moment bullshit saying it wouldn't be properly absorbed if he didn't or something like that.

It was his first day so he chewed up 6 clomid tabs, I wish I had a Video camera because it was funny as shit, he kept on convulsing and gagging and shit. As soon as he was done swallowing them I go "Hey I was just fucking around you didn't need to chew them."


Another time I was there while he was doing an injection and I told him the needle would go in smoother if he injected before letting the Alcohol dry. That was pretty funny too but not as funny as tricking him into chewing up 6 clomid.



Anyone else got any other stories?

 

[HighIntensity]

I told my boy he has to shoot tren in his nuts with an 18g draw pin.

 

[Paulos]

Ahhh...The classic Intratesticular injection joke.

 

[KnoXville]

During his first cycle I told my bestest brolly that before injection, he had to administer a fair amount of some good ol’ benzyl alcohol deep into his urethra to ensure that acute penis shrinkage wouldn't occur due to bacterial spreading, in the event of fake gear. The quaint rascal wriggled on the ground like nobodies bitch, for at least half the day until he crunched into a fetal ball and passed out. If your curious, I also soon found out that its possible for one to cry in there sleep.

Later on he wasn’t too fond of injections for some reason, fucking pussy, so I then let him in on the secret that all the pros use to avoid the hassle of poking yourself with the great silver harpoon. The gameplan was that amps were made to be opened using the rectal muscles through suppositorial administration, hence he was to insert the amp directly into his anus, squeeze that shit until it shattered and then do a couple sets of lunges until the AAS fully absorbed through the bloody openings.

The latest one, I just pulled actually, was erasing the 'unit' measurement on his humalog vial and replacing it with a CC measurement, tee hee, after a 10cc shot the silly scoundrel still hasn’t woken up. I love that bastard, always the comedian. He will probably keep that shit up for awhile just to try and make a point, so I have no intentions of giving any mind to him. Its hard work, but at the end of the day that’s really what fellow iron brothers are for, giving proper information and helping each other learn from experience.

 

[Warik]

Chew winny? I thought you were supposed to drink it. OK - come on - someone answer this shit once and for all:

CAN YOU DRINK WINNY?

 

[AAP]

"Got a banadaid? Cuz Im cut." - Massivegunz

"Cosp considre me amred and dangerus" - Massivegunz

"I don't have bitch tits." Plifter

 

[Lift Chief]

During his first cycle I told my bestest brolly that before injection, he had to administer a fair amount of some good ol’ benzyl alcohol deep into his urethra to ensure that acute penis shrinkage wouldn't occur due to bacterial spreading, in the event of fake gear. The quaint rascal wriggled on the ground like nobodies bitch, for at least half the day until he crunched into a fetal ball and passed out. If your curious, I also soon found out that its possible for one to cry in there sleep.

Later on he wasn’t too fond of injections for some reason, fucking pussy, so I then let him in on the secret that all the pros use to avoid the hassle of poking yourself with the great silver harpoon. The gameplan was that amps were made to be opened using the rectal muscles through suppositorial administration, hence he was to insert the amp directly into his anus, squeeze that shit until it shattered and then do a couple sets of lunges until the AAS fully absorbed through the bloody openings.

The latest one, I just pulled actually, was erasing the 'unit' measurement on his humalog vial and replacing it with a CC measurement, tee hee, after a 10cc shot the silly scoundrel still hasn’t woken up. I love that bastard, always the comedian. He will probably keep that shit up for awhile just to try and make a point, so I have no intentions of giving any mind to him. Its hard work, but at the end of the day that’s really what fellow iron brothers are for, giving proper information and helping each other learn from experience.

Now THIS is an excellent post.

 

[Paulos]

Chew winny? I thought you were supposed to drink it. OK - come on - someone answer this shit once and for all:

CAN YOU DRINK WINNY?

It was only the IP winny you were supposed to chew I think...

Why would you want to drink Winny anyways? Just man up and inject it - You'd miss out on the localized effects if you drank it.

Or you'd get a mad striated gastrointestinal tract.

 

[sigweed]

lol
yea i cant think of a worse taste than clomid.
I found that when i took it with a thick liquid like choc milk it made shit a lot easier.

in terms of jokes... i dunno, im also a fan of intratesticular shots, with tons of aspiration beforehand.
or maybe say shoot 5ccs of air into your vein because it makes the blood flow better or something! teeheeee