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Anyone else think something dirty when they see "BM"

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I know it refers to bikinimom here, but does anyone else say "i need to take a BM" "I need to have a BM?"

just curious.
 
Lestat said:
I know it refers to bikinimom here, but does anyone else say "i need to take a BM" "I need to have a BM?"

just curious.
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LOL the first dude in these here parts to call me that and joke about it thusly was none other than the legend himself - LOBO - the one and only sheriff.
 
as long as you don't go BM while i'm giving it to you backdoor we're all good
 
Lestat said:
as long as you don't go BM while i'm giving it to you backdoor we're all good
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Well Lestat, my fiancee might take exception to that.

He was airborne ranger captain who did three tours in Vietnam. There he earned: 3 hearts 1 star 164 Combat jumps 364 total jumps in and out of service. Was also a training officer at Fort Benning.

"I wanna be an airborne ranger.... I wanna live a life of danger.... I wanna go to Vietttt Nammmmmmm .... icky ...every damn day starting at 0330"




You sure you want to fuck with him? ;)
 
BIKINIMOM said:
Well Lestat, my fiancee might take exception to that.

He was airborne ranger captain who did three tours in Vietnam. There he earned: 3 hearts 1 star 164 Combat jumps 364 total jumps in and out of service. Was also a training officer at Fort Benning.

"I wanna be an airborne ranger.... I wanna live a life of danger.... I wanna go to Vietttt Nammmmmmm .... icky ...every damn day starting at 0330"




You sure you want to fuck with him? ;)
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no i do not want fuck him, just you please :)
 
BIKINIMOM said:
We just BOTH busted out laughing.

My man said - You would have to get through him FIRST and he dont take it up the ass!
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lmao!

he sounds like a good bro. good luck with it all, you sound happy.
 
BIKINIMOM said:
Well Lestat, my fiancee might take exception to that.

He was airborne ranger captain who did three tours in Vietnam. There he earned: 3 hearts 1 star 164 Combat jumps 364 total jumps in and out of service. Was also a training officer at Fort Benning.

"I wanna be an airborne ranger.... I wanna live a life of danger.... I wanna go to Vietttt Nammmmmmm .... icky ...every damn day starting at 0330"




You sure you want to fuck with him? ;)
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black hats have so much power at that school.first day I was there some e-5 black hat was smokeing the shit out of like 6 fullberds fore showing up 4-5 hours late to training.guy was like here I am the bose.lol gess he was.it was pritty cool to see some one that high up in rank getting smoked by a e-5.
 
needtogetas said:
black hats have so much power at that school.first day I was there some e-5 black hat was smokeing the shit out of like 6 fullberds fore showing up 4-5 hours late to training.guy was like here I am the bose.lol gess he was.it was pritty cool to see some one that high up in rank getting smoked by a e-5.
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Here is a pic of his class. He is in the back somewhere. I asked him, "You guys are so freaking small, how do you know which one is you?"

He said, "Cause I was there dammit!"

LMFAO

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BIKINIMOM said:
Here is a pic of his class. He is in the back somewhere. I asked him, "You guys are so freaking small, how do you know which one is you?"

He said, "Cause I was there dammit!"

LMFAO

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thats a old ass pic.now the airborn all were red berase.
 
Lestat said:
lmao!

he sounds like a good bro. good luck with it all, you sound happy.
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He is a man amongst men: A REAL man.

I fucked a rangerwannabe. LFMAO

I am marrying a REAL RANGER and REAL MAN. I've never heard him raise his voice. He's NEVER had trouble with the law. I have NEVER felt afraid when in his presence. I have NEVER heard him threaten anyone. I have NEVER heard or seen him act disrespectfully or speak disrespectfully of anyone. He has never behaved less than loving to me.

He cant wait to be my girls' stepdad so they can see what a REAL man is all about and how one treats his family.
 
needtogetas said:
black hats have so much power at that school.first day I was there some e-5 black hat was smokeing the shit out of like 6 fullberds fore showing up 4-5 hours late to training.guy was like here I am the bose.lol gess he was.it was pritty cool to see some one that high up in rank getting smoked by a e-5.
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Everyone in the Army is a Black Hat now! Total BS. The fuck-ass general who got black berets approved for all soldiers was a jealous wannabe mother-fucker!
 
mcdonalds tells it's workers to NEVER refer to their large hambuger, the Big Mac, as a "BM".



LMAO
 
medical said:
Everyone in the Army is a Black Hat now! Total BS. The fuck-ass general who got black berets approved for all soldiers was a jealous wannabe mother-fucker!
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I am chatting with my man on yahoo now and he just said that same thing.
 
medical said:
Everyone in the Army is a Black Hat now! Total BS. The fuck-ass general who got black berets approved for all soldiers was a jealous wannabe mother-fucker!
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well not realy.every one in the army now has a black berit.the airborn instructer have a black "bass ball hat" any one that is airborn as a red berit and the rangers have a tan berit or red if they are airborn.if you a sf then you have a grean berit wich I think has allways bin the same.if you are a rigger then you have a red bassball hat.
 
needtogetas said:
thats a old ass pic.now the airborn all were red berase.
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Well it is an old ass pic, since it is 37 years old... I sent it to my lady, BM is the coolest broad on the planet. My First, only and last post! Be well, y'all
Yes I AM a Grumpy Old Man
 
Grumpy Old Man said:
Well it is an old ass pic, since it is 37 years old... I sent it to my lady, BM is the coolest broad on the planet. My First, only and last post! Be well, y'all
Yes I AM a Grumpy Old Man
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Yes... I am. But then again you HAVE to say that if you ever want to get laid again! ;)
 
Grumpy Old Man said:
Well it is an old ass pic, since it is 37 years old... I sent it to my lady, BM is the coolest broad on the planet. My First, only and last post! Be well, y'all
Yes I AM a Grumpy Old Man
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thats a small pick I can read the words but iam thinking by the thunderbult its an old ummm wtf is that unit o ya 101 screeming eagels wich is now no longer a airborn unit but a air assalt unit.if it were 82nd it would deff have 82nd on it some were.
 
needtogetas said:
thats a small pick I can read the words but iam thinking by the thunderbult its an old ummm wtf is that unit o ya 101 screeming eagels wich is now no longer a airborn unit but a air assalt unit.if it were 82nd it would deff have 82nd on it some were.
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You are right - it was 101 screaming eagles... He keeps babbling some shit about chickenz... :worried: LOL

Was disbanded in 1969/70. (I was born in 1967!!!!)
 
BIKINIMOM said:
You are right - it was 101 screaming eagles... He keeps babbling some shit about chickenz... :worried: LOL

Was disbanded in 1969/70. (I was born in 1967!!!!)
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101 foght at normandy along side the 82nd.I oftin wonder why the 82nd allways gets the glory.maby when he talks about chickens he is talking about the 82nd and some refrance to them getting all the glory beets me.lol
 
needtogetas said:
hmmmm ya that was a slatter.
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you can be an airborne ranger and be a guy in the rear with the gear
if his wife is going to write a check for him
cash it
 
4everhung said:
have him tell us about hamburger hill
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"a bad fight that many were killed hapened when I got there..."

I have never seen him look like that. He didnt say anything. He typed the words above and told me had to go and would chat with me later.


Is that the answer you were looking for?
 
BIKINIMOM said:
"a bad fight that many were killed hapened when I got there..."

I have never seen him look like that. He didnt say anything. He typed the words above and told me had to go and would chat with me later.


Is that the answer you were looking for?
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yes that's a good answer
that's why you shouldn't trumpet his service
just look at that photo and he knows how many didn't survive
 
BIKINIMOM said:
"a bad fight that many were killed hapened when I got there..."

I have never seen him look like that. He didnt say anything. He typed the words above and told me had to go and would chat with me later.


Is that the answer you were looking for?
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pore guy.much respect.
 
4everhung said:
yes that's a good answer
that's why you shouldn't trumpet his service
just look at that photo and he knows how many didn't survive
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He NEVER talks about his time in the service.

I was bragging on him and he was indulging me. It wasn't until that particular question that he became upset.

I asked him if he was drafted or volunteered willingly. You have to remember this happened before I was cognicent of the world and I didnt learn ANYTHING about this portion of US History in school.

He told me he graduated HS in June. His draft number was 3. He was in boot camp in Aug and in Saigon by December. He was 18 years old. He served THIS COUNTRY and got shit on for it.

He is the most non-violent man I have EVER met - honest/decent/upright... so much different than the wannaberanger I once thought I knew.

I can brag on my future husband as there is so much to brag about.
 
"Screaming Eagle in the sky......Airborne Rangers jump from high!" Immmortilized in every basic-trainee's morning PT Jodie Calls.
 
I've mentioned before here that "Hamburger Hill" is IMO the top Vietnam war film
gut-wrenching
 
4everhung said:
I've mentioned before here that "Hamburger Hill" is IMO the top Vietnam war film
gut-wrenching
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If you knew about it, then why would you ask? Honestly, what would possess you to ask such a thing?

I had NO CLUE when I asked him.
 
BIKINIMOM said:
He NEVER talks about his time in the service.

I was bragging on him and he was indulging me. It wasn't until that particular question that he became upset.

I asked him if he was drafted or volunteered willingly. You have to remember this happened before I was cognicent of the world and I didnt learn ANYTHING about this portion of US History in school.

He told me he graduated HS in June. His draft number was 3. He was in boot camp in Aug and in Saigon by December. He was 18 years old. He served THIS COUNTRY and got shit on for it.

He is the most non-violent man I have EVER met - honest/decent/upright... so much different than the wannaberanger I once thought I knew.

I can brag on my future husband as there is so much to brag about.
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ya it was bullshit how they got redaculed fore fighting fore us all.now they are getting the respect they diserve but back then them fucken hippy peace of shit assholes were dogging them.bet they wish they haddent now.
 
BIKINIMOM said:
If you knew about it, then why would you ask? Honestly, what would possess you to ask such a thing?

I had NO CLUE when I asked him.
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just a reality check
I know war history and IMO the US soldiers performed their finest in Vietnam
that includes yesterday
men who've seen combat are typically quiet about their experiences and/or service
I know my father was special forces/airborne but he "missed" Vietnam
and I hear often about him being "special forces"
 
4everhung said:
just a reality check
I know war history and IMO the US soldiers performed their finest in Vietnam
that includes yesterday
men who've seen combat are typically quiet about their experiences and/or service
I know my father was special forces/airborne but he "missed" Vietnam
and I hear often about him being "special forces"
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see above
 
medical said:
see above
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I could make money ratting out fake men to females
yeah he "nevers" talks about it
yet the computer challenged girl managed to work the keystrokes well enough to portray his unit portraint
 
4everhung said:
I could make money ratting out fake men to females
yeah he "nevers" talks about it
yet the computer challenged girl managed to work the keystrokes well enough to portray his unit portraint
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come on man why you got to be a dick.wtf did she do to you.
 
"In Vietnam the SEALS Special Forces and Rangers all had a different job. My Brothers all. When we drink to our fallen Brothers it takes each of us many hits on the bar with our mugs to count each by name, nithing needs to be said other than "To our fallen Brothers". Anyone that feeling when your hair stands on end is truly a man. I never speak about my experience even with my old Team. We need say nothing. The wannabees fluff, posture, lie and steal the honor from those that gave the most precious possession man has. Human life. As a RANGER life has a special meaning. I survived. Many did not."

My guy typed this note to me in response.

After spending 4 days making sure EVERYTHING was perfect for my return home, I landed and walked out to people holding signs "Baby killers" and screaming these things... some asshole threw a balloon full of piss at me. But being a captain and having the knowledge that I could have killed this dumbass with my thumb I restrained myself.

"People that are stupid are stupid. It doesnt matter, honey."
 
4everhung said:
just a reality check
I know war history and IMO the US soldiers performed their finest in Vietnam
that includes yesterday
men who've seen combat are typically quiet about their experiences and/or service
I know my father was special forces/airborne but he "missed" Vietnam
and I hear often about him being "special forces"
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My man said that he wishes he "missed it too."
 
BIKINIMOM said:
My man says you should have smelled it.
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I have
today too
I smell death often
weak answer
I know you know I'm a mortician
you made a snide grade school quality comment as such when you redded me
 
4everhung said:
I have
today too
I smell death often
weak answer
I know you know I'm a mortician
you made a snide grade school quality comment as such when you redded me
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LOL

Last I heard, you candy ass gurl, YOUR LIFE wasnt endangered by one of the stiffs laying on your fucking slab.


...could I be wrong? :worried:
 
I'll be burying a kid(19) that was killed in Iraq sunday
your guy still want to surrogate inform you how different his experience was?
 
4everhung said:
I'll be burying a kid(19) that was killed in Iraq sunday
your guy still want to surrogate inform you how different his experience was?
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Que?

I am talking about YOUR LIFE, not the young man whose life was taken.
 
"In Vietnam the SEALS Special Forces and Rangers all had a different job. My Brothers all. When we drink to our fallen Brothers it takes each of us many hits on the bar with our mugs to count each by name, nithing needs to be said other than "To our fallen Brothers".

if that isn't ungenuine?
you take people here as stupid
 
BIKINIMOM said:
LOL

Last I heard, you candy ass gurl, YOUR LIFE wasnt endangered by one of the stiffs laying on your fucking slab.


...could I be wrong? :worried:
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and you have poor taste
 
4everhung said:
"In Vietnam the SEALS Special Forces and Rangers all had a different job. My Brothers all. When we drink to our fallen Brothers it takes each of us many hits on the bar with our mugs to count each by name, nithing needs to be said other than "To our fallen Brothers".

if that isn't ungenuine?
you take people here as stupid
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LMFAO maybe he saw the same movies as you? :worried:
 
BIKINIMOM said:
Well Lestat, my fiancee might take exception to that.

He was airborne ranger captain who did three tours in Vietnam. There he earned: 3 hearts 1 star 164 Combat jumps 364 total jumps in and out of service. Was also a training officer at Fort Benning.

"I wanna be an airborne ranger.... I wanna live a life of danger.... I wanna go to Vietttt Nammmmmmm .... icky ...every damn day starting at 0330"




You sure you want to fuck with him? ;)
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I love cadence. Often times at work I'll start one and the guys will chime in with me a little. I've met plenty of rangers who were pussies, they could just shoot the shit out of everything and run with a ruck on for miles and miles. Mentally tough.
 
needtogetas said:
oooooo snap now I get what this is all about.
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Naaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh ;) Mr "Hung" and I are cool like that. He post-stalks in a feeble attempt to gain my attention by harrassing me until he gets tired of being ignored (which is the usual course of action) or until I put him in his place: pattern here for years now.

You would think that he would have learned the last time I helped him to expose himself for the mental giant that he is. Lord knows all the years of my ignoring him didnt work.

He is the embodiment of the definition of insanity: expecting a different result from the SAME course of action.

Then again... might be all of the family's formaldihyde (I am CERTAIN he knows how to spell it)?! :worried:

I actually feel sorry for the bastard for even inferring that my fiancee is "making his service up". And would spit on him personally if I could for bringing it up. But as my man told his men when they arrived home to all of those misguided DUMBASSES to be treated so horribly (I typed quickly and left a lot out. I was typing it as he was talking), I will restrain myself as DUMBASSES like him can't help themselves - afterall - THEY ARE DUMBASSES.

For the last time (and I will type this reeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllll slow-like for the mentally challenged) - my fiancee never talks of his time in vietnam or about his service record period. He was merely answering my questions because I thought it would be a sort of funny brag answering Lestats statement about doing anal on me. Get it? I BROUGHT IT UP.

And if any of you doesnt know my stance on the United States and war - here we go: I have MAJOR issues with the United States for many many reasons and will leave WITH my family as soon as I can and only return to visit family/friends if I have any left here that is. Obviously this will include my new husband. I have ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS been anti-war. But I have NEVER EVER EVER expressed anything but respect and appreciation for the men and women who have served this country, whether it was by choice or circumstance.
 
LOL Here is a recent pic of us:

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That's MY grumpy old man Santa Claus-lookin biker dude. True story: we got together because of his screenname. I kid you not. :)
 
BIKINIMOM said:
I actually feel sorry for the bastard for even inferring that my fiancee is "making his service up". And would spit on him personally if I could for bringing it up.
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I spent over 10 years in. I've jumped out of planes. There is not one soldier in the US Military that has 164 combat jumps. I know that with 100% certainty.

Also, if he was with the 101st in Vietnam then he has some explaining because aside from SF the only unit that jumped in Vietman was the 173rd.

I'm not jumping on your fiancee making up his service - I'm simply pointing out facts that do not jive.
 
justinjones1963 said:
I spent over 10 years in. I've jumped out of planes. There is not one soldier in the US Military that has 164 combat jumps. I know that with 100% certainty.

Also, if he was with the 101st in Vietnam then he has some explaining because aside from SF the only unit that jumped in Vietman was the 173rd.

I'm not jumping on your fiancee making up his service - I'm simply pointing out facts that do not jive.
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I only relayed that information that he told me. I will ask him about it if you like as I know NOTHING when it comes to these things. :) I think it odd that a man who wasnt volunteering information would make these things up.... don't you?

Do you use and of the IM programs? I am certain that he will chat with you and answer any and ALL questions that you have. K? Going through me, perhaps information is lost or incorrectly relayed as I am third party with NO knowledge of these topics. Fair enough?
 
No not really. I know that people wouldnt be saying BM on a chat board referring to bowel movements. However I do seldom get mixed up between Bikinimom and Biteme when people say BM
 
Angel said:
No not really. I know that people wouldnt be saying BM on a chat board referring to bowel movements. However I do seldom get mixed up between Bikinimom and Biteme when people say BM
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LOL Male and Female chatboard drama queens I suppose! ;)

And Mr JustinJones - check your pms! :)
 
BIKINIMOM said:
LOL Male and Female chatboard drama queens I suppose! ;)

And Mr JustinJones - check your pms! :)
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Dammit - goes to show how little I know - Mr JJ

"well you are a special lady, to make shit up is a strange way to live... But DD214 is what ya get when you leave.... or anytime ya want to request it"

Not the RDF or whatever the fuck I said in my PM. I honestly havent clue one about these matters... but now you have my man's email addy. He will be very happy to answer all of your qestions personally! :)
 
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