Anyone else see "Jackass" this weekend?

[NY Muscle]

I almost pissed my passed laughing, dry heaved a few times, gave myself a bad headache, jaws hurt from laughing, almost left before the movie ended cause I just couldnt take it no more... I didnt expect it to be this funny/gross, but it was...unreal...we bought tickets 1hr b4 the movie started and it sold out 1/2hr before show time, every show was sold out.... If you see the movie make sure you stay at the end, there is another 5+ minutes after the credits that is really cool and funny.

 

[vixenbabe]

Nope, but we plan on going. I love those crazy bastards on the TV show.

I , however, did run into some real jackasses this weekend....

 

[mekannik]

1) the muscle stimulator was funny as hell - Pontius enjoyed the electrified nut sack a little too much

2) Dunne getting his ass kicked by that Thai kickboxing chick was OUTRAGEOUS! That woman had some serious legs and skills.

3) Butterbean was funny as shit.
"Here, at least hit me once." -pow- "Alright...."

4) Rollins with the offroad tattoo was just sick

5) I have a new appreciation for bottle rockets.


And the credits kicked ass. Old Wee Man rocks...

 

[NY Muscle]

1) the muscle stimulator was funny as hell - Pontius enjoyed the electrified nut sack a little too much

2) Dunne getting his ass kicked by that Thai kickboxing chick was OUTRAGEOUS! That woman had some serious legs and skills.

3) Butterbean was funny as shit.
"Here, at least hit me once." -pow- "Alright...."

4) Rollins with the offroad tattoo was just sick

5) I have a new appreciation for bottle rockets.


And the credits kicked ass. Old Wee Man rocks...

Lol yeah it was ridiculous, the fireworks in that kids parents house was fucking unreal then he puts it in the van…my God I was screaming, that shit was so funny…. And Steve-O snorting hot wasabi sauce – ridiculous. But yeah the credits were so funny, “Jackass 2063”

 

[Big Buck]

Everything was funny as fuck......the only thing that grossed me out was the "yellow ice snow cone" That was fucking SICK!!! The little car x-ray was fucking sweet!!!

 

[HappyScrappy]

those guys crack me up.
one of my best friends went to school with a few of them, and the guys that film it all hang out with a guy I used to work with.
I should pull some damn strings and hang out with those bastards - they are totally my type.

the best was MTV did a "Cribs" special with those guys.
Pontius has lived in a truck for 11 years, and the rest of them have total shitholes that they just trash, and then pretty sweet cars.

 

[PoyeBoy]

imo cky, cky2k, and cky3 were much better, but Jackass was still funny as hell.

I loved the bit were rollins was drivin the hummer and steve was getting a tattoo. The urine snowcone was nasty. The golf carts were funny.

 

[mekannik]

Completely forgot about the fireworks in the Margera house/van. That was f-in' hilarious!

Phil must be on some major downers to not kick his son's ass for some of the shit he pulls.



Saw most of the CRIBS on MTv. Raab Himself with that cot in the basement? Dear god.

Steve-O living in Hollywood with the rest of the trash is understandable.

 

[NY Muscle]

Well from the looks of it Margera is living large, a Ferrari modena and tons of other shit…everyone else had shit and crappy houses, too bad they didn’t show the main dude Knoxville’s house.

Hey PoyeBoy whats cky mean?

 

[Athernigy]

I almost pissed my passed laughing, dry heaved a few times, gave myself a bad headache, jaws hurt from laughing, almost left before the movie ended cause I just couldnt take it no more... I didnt expect it to be this funny/gross, but it was...unreal...we bought tickets 1hr b4 the movie started and it sold out 1/2hr before show time, every show was sold out.... If you see the movie make sure you stay at the end, there is another 5+ minutes after the credits that is really cool and funny.

Same reaction here, too funny but also way too much. Oh also, just too many guys' asses in that movie for my liking, but it was funny as hell.

-sk

 

[Lakerman]

Hey PoyeBoy whats cky mean?

Camp kill yourself.. hehe

 

[Hannibal]

That's IT....I gotta see this movie.

 

[Pink Space Biscuit]

I saw it Friday afternoon. The only bad part is there were so many 5 second skits that you can't remember them all. I guess I need to see it again. I closed my eyes so many times though, paper cuts ... ick.

The muscle stimulator was funny as hell and the fireworks. I liked the rent a car too and Bam is just adorable.

 

[LiLady11]

Oh man!! The paper cuts was terrible!!

But the worst had to be the toy car!!

 

[big_bad_buff]

anyone see it high?

 

[p0ink]

isnt bam margera in cky?

 

[Pink Space Biscuit]

isnt bam margera in cky?

His brother is I think.

 

[p0ink]

i dont think he is in the band, but i have seen some cky videos that he's been in.

nymuscle, download the song 'brandon's freestyle'. it's off one of the CKY videos...it is funny as hell.

 

[jennifer BFL chick]

oh my hell! That movie was fucked up

 

[PinK233]

I liked when they were dressed up as old men with their scooters...that was funny...but yeah the firecracker in the van was hysterical

 

[Drunken_Weasel]

i give this movie 2 thumbs up! way UP!