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[H_T_]

unhealthy preoccupation with "Women Behind Bars" documentaries or shows? Caged Heat, anyone? i so wanna be a warden in a womens prison in the deep south....

 

[radarstoy]

unhealthy preoccupation with "Women Behind Bars" documentaries or shows? Caged Heat, anyone? i so wanna be a warden in a womens prison in the deep south....

No
No
What movie are you watching?

 

[H_T_]

No
No
What movie are you watching?

i think it's the uniform that does it for me....

 

[Oceano]

unhealthy preoccupation with "Women Behind Bars" documentaries or shows? Caged Heat, anyone? i so wanna be a warden in a womens prison in the deep south....

 

[H_T_]

eh, you're a fucking dickhead. you must not have gotten a lot of attention in your life.

 

[Oceano]

eh, you're a fucking dickhead. you must not have gotten a lot of attention in your life.

 

[H_T_]

lol @ the weak attempt at an insult. wtf? grown men don't emo. lonely dorm rats = emo. chump.

 

[Oceano]

lol @ the weak attempt at an insult. wtf? grown men don't emo. lonely dorm rats = emo. chump.

HumanTarget

 

[H_T_]

post a pic. i'd love to see what weasel i'm dealing with. another short dick in the pants chump....

 

[Oceano]

post a pic. i'd love to see what weasel i'm dealing with. another short dick in the pants chump....

 

[bigmann245]

not my thing

 

[H_T_]

nope. but you are. you're acting like a wee baby. so angry about the red karma. lololol's....it'll never stop....

 

[H_T_]

not my thing

thas right, you work in a titty bar....

 

[Oceano]

nope. but you are. you're acting like a wee baby. so angry about the red karma. lololol's....it'll never stop....

 

[H_T_]

lololol. you're trying too hard. kiddo...

 

[Oceano]

lololol. you're trying too hard. kiddo...

 

[bigmann245]

thas right, you work in a titty bar....

not anymore. i work for my college now as a security officer. difference is now i have benefits and the women are cleaner

 

[H_T_]

not anymore. i work for my college now as a security officer. difference is now i have benefits and the women are cleaner

good. titty bars are nonsense & dangerous.

 

[bigmann245]

good. titty bars are nonsense & dangerous.

and bigtime high school all over again. it was fun while it lasted but got old real quick.

 

[stilleto]

only in my porn collection.

 

[bigmann245]

only in my porn collection.

if you went to prison i might make an exception

 

[H_T_]

only in my porn collection.

prison porn is good. as long as its not male rape. that's so not lovemaking....

 

[stilleto]

prison porn is good. as long as its not male rape. that's so not lovemaking....

its a women's prison. they are very horny inmates with a big, cute security guard who is very strict with them and free with the punishments.

 

[H_T_]

its a women's prison. they are very horny inmates with a big, cute security guard who is very strict with them and free with the punishments.

women prisoners need swift discipline. and sometimes all a manguard has is his pants truncheon....

 

[stilleto]

women prisoners need swift discipline. and sometimes all a manguard has is his pants truncheon....

and his big nightstick. and cuffs. don't forget about the cuffs.

 

[H_T_]

and his big nightstick. and cuffs. don't forget about the cuffs.

yep. forceful oral penetration. right after a quick body search.....to check for hidden contraband....

 

[H_T_]

on the other hand, rednecks come up with equally, if not, much funnier names. like Clester....

 

[stilleto]

yep. forceful oral penetration. right after a quick body search.....to check for hidden contraband....

stop talking like that.
makes me forget that i hate you a little.

 

[DannoMight]

thats always been a dream job of mine.

 

[heatherrae]

i think it's the uniform that does it for me....

That and the fact that they can't peel out their jacked up Chevelle in your yard when they catch you with the town slut "Peaches."

 

[H_T_]

stop talking like that.
makes me forget that i hate you a little.

corporal punishment? spankings often remedy deviant behavior. if you had to choose, would you rather have it from a strap or a paddle????

 

[stilleto]

corporal punishment? spankings often remedy deviant behavior. if you had to choose, would you rather have it from a strap or a paddle????

i refuse to answer.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmph!

 

[H_T_]

i refuse to answer.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmph!

maybe a thin birch rod? sometimes the sound is just as big of a turn on as the sting....

 

[stilleto]

shutup.

paddle.


and a nightstick.

i hate you still, just so you know.

handcuffs are key.

 

[H_T_]

shutup.

paddle.


and a nightstick.

i hate you still, just so you know.

handcuffs are key.

they make nice comfy leather wristbands that hook together. not as painful as metal cuffs. prone is a good word....

 

[stilleto]

they make nice comfy leather wristbands that hook together. not as painful as metal cuffs. prone is a good word....

leather is good. less chaffing. chaffing is bad.

prone? yeah. that's a good word.


?

 

[H_T_]

leather is good. less chaffing. chaffing is bad.

prone? yeah. that's a good word.


?

vulnerable is better.

 

[FriendlyCanadian]

Paddle is a better word

Paddle over strap eh..

straps leave nicer marks. =/

 

[radarstoy]

Paddle is a better word

Paddle over strap eh..

straps leave nicer marks. =/

Yes but OMG they sting!

 

[FriendlyCanadian]

Yes but OMG they sting!

is that a bad thing?