Anyone else get a text like this from an ex?

[lartinos]

I told her at the beginning and she was cool with it, methinks she wanted to convert me. I went to church with her every Sunday and we volunteered with the church groups. She just couldn't accept I had a different view from her, in the breakup text she typed,"I need someone equally yoked." That's some Bible versing...

either that or she's got bigger muscles than you.

 

[javaguru]

She hates Sci Fi...I had to agree to watch Geigh's Anatomy so she would partake of Sci Fi Fridays.

 

[javaguru]

 

[javaguru]

either that or she's got bigger muscles than you.

5'8" and 108 lbs...she's strong as hell for her size...

 

[lartinos]

5'8" and 108 lbs...she's strong as hell for her size...

she must be to that yoked up at such a small size.

 

[-Ariel-]

txt her back saying thank you...

You bastard taking my quip...

 

[puddlemonkey]

No texts from ex's but I got a call from the girl I broke up with just recently. She was driving back from visiting a friend in Eugene Oregon, it's a long drive and she just wanted someone to talk to. So we got to talking and apparently her friend in Eugene has a boyfriend that she's been dating for a couple years. He's in the military and has been away for 4 months. She cheated on him last weekend with some guy she's suppose to just be 'friends' with and now she doesn't know what to do. I had a few suggestions of what she could do, may have dropped a few f-bombs. That conversation certainly didn't restore my faith in the female species. Cheating is bad enough, but on someone in the military? She's a c-word IMO.

 

[javaguru]

she must be to that yoked up at such a small size.

She's freakishly strong for her size. She was an EMT before going to vet school and carried obese peeps down stairs on the stretcher. She also has a "chick pack."

 

[javaguru]

No texts from ex's but I got a call from the girl I broke up with just recently. She was driving back from visiting a friend in Eugene Oregon, it's a long drive and she just wanted someone to talk to. So we got to talking and apparently her friend in Eugene has a boyfriend that she's been dating for a couple years. He's in the military and has been away for 4 months. She cheated on him last weekend with some guy she's suppose to just be 'friends' with and now she doesn't know what to do. I had a few suggestions of what she could do, may have dropped a few f-bombs. That conversation certainly didn't restore my faith in the female species. Cheating is bad enough, but on someone in the military? She's a c-word IMO.

IMO, the military is a single man's profession.

 

[javaguru]

she must be to that yoked up at such a small size.

I used to make that Borat joke all the time with her...