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Anyone done a Master Cleanse?
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Soulthief
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Dabuff, we need an expert over here! I heard he wrote Baitin' for Dummies. It's a pop-up book. Been on the #1 best seller list 10 years running in Utah.
Nothing about my avi you scum sucking stunned moose knuckle.
Lets do real talk a sec...
All you guys know I'm into bodybuilding, juicing, improving my physique, etc. in my head, I still have that mentality, X grams of protein, carbs, and fat per day. Fasting and juicing, that's something for white dudes with dreads...right???
I wanted to try it for a few reasons:
1) could I do it and not want to gnaw my arm off?
2) how did it make me feel?
3)would it impress chicks?
The answers are:
1) yes, it's not bad at all really I enjoyed it
2) it did make me feel good. I don't feel like going out and running a marathon. It's kind of like that empty shredded feel you get when you wake up hung over except without the hangover.
3) they were all impressed and wanted my cawk (Dabuff see how easy that was).
Honestly - Dabuff, common sense and logic would dictate everything you said is correct and makes complete sense, however...
Soul - I side with you on this, until you actually do it for yourself, and challenge yourself, you don't know how you'll feel. It does feel good and it was only a day, makes me think I can do more days in a row which is why I'm going to buy a juicer and give it a go.
Sorry buff, everything I've been taught and know about health and nutrition tells me to side with you logically, but I'm glad I tried it and I like the way I feel. Stop being such a panty waste virgin fuck tard know it all stunned cunt and try it yourself.
Ok that was uncalled for, you're a good bro, but seriously give it a try.
All you guys know I'm into bodybuilding, juicing, improving my physique, etc. in my head, I still have that mentality, X grams of protein, carbs, and fat per day. Fasting and juicing, that's something for white dudes with dreads...right???
I wanted to try it for a few reasons:
1) could I do it and not want to gnaw my arm off?
2) how did it make me feel?
3)would it impress chicks?
The answers are:
1) yes, it's not bad at all really I enjoyed it
2) it did make me feel good. I don't feel like going out and running a marathon. It's kind of like that empty shredded feel you get when you wake up hung over except without the hangover.
3) they were all impressed and wanted my cawk (Dabuff see how easy that was).
Honestly - Dabuff, common sense and logic would dictate everything you said is correct and makes complete sense, however...
Soul - I side with you on this, until you actually do it for yourself, and challenge yourself, you don't know how you'll feel. It does feel good and it was only a day, makes me think I can do more days in a row which is why I'm going to buy a juicer and give it a go.
Sorry buff, everything I've been taught and know about health and nutrition tells me to side with you logically, but I'm glad I tried it and I like the way I feel. Stop being such a panty waste virgin fuck tard know it all stunned cunt and try it yourself.
Ok that was uncalled for, you're a good bro, but seriously give it a try.
Soulthief
New member
Congrats on trying it captain. I will admit the first time I heard about it I thought it was giegh. After knowing people that tried it and hearing all their experiences I finally tried a 5 day. It is 90% mental and 10% physical. You feel very accomplished after it and the energy and mood boost are something everyone should experience.
I'm not a doc or scientist. I don't know why it gave me energy, lifted mood and totally stopped my acid reflux but it did. I also enjoyed challenging myself and reaching a goal. Very much like lifting or any exercise.
Dabuff, I'm not being a dick, but I think if you have the willpower to not have sex, then I know you could do a fast. I'm sure you will say it's stupid or whatever but if you ever try it I think you would thank me. Maybe not personally, but the poster size pic you have of me over your bed.
I'm not a doc or scientist. I don't know why it gave me energy, lifted mood and totally stopped my acid reflux but it did. I also enjoyed challenging myself and reaching a goal. Very much like lifting or any exercise.
Dabuff, I'm not being a dick, but I think if you have the willpower to not have sex, then I know you could do a fast. I'm sure you will say it's stupid or whatever but if you ever try it I think you would thank me. Maybe not personally, but the poster size pic you have of me over your bed.
caligirl85
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I wonder how much the psychological aspect plays into the feeling good? That boost of knowing you had that much self control?? I've read somewhere recently (and ya I'd have to go look) that the majority of "marketed cleanses" are more fancy propaganda then anything.
And no, I'm not a virgin.
And no, I'm not a virgin.
caligirl85
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Although... On that note... It's been long enough, I probably qualify again!
Lets change that shall we?!?!?!
