i believe that one shoe is all that is left of the pedestrian who TRYED to cross the road ..the other shoe is attached 2 the person pasted 2 the front of the Semi's grille. the splattered remains are usually eaten by scavengers..
There was a lone shoe in front of my job last week. I kept wondering why there was only one. I've come to the conclusion that people do it just to mess with us. So that we start conversations and make threads about it. That we keep thinking about it until we go mad. It will happen to someone eventually... and they will have their laugh.... oh yes they will.
You never been riding with a couple people when there is an extra pair of shoes in the backseat and someone thinks they're a wise guy and throws one out the window?