Anybody Ever accidentaly have sex with an animal?

[Turd Ferguson]

You know the story, you get drunk, go and pass out in the bed and dream your girl or boy is over. You start to pound it out and realize your doing your guppie?

 

[OMGWTFBBQ]

I'd love to say it was an accident, but you don't get kicked that many times and keep going back when it is an accident.

 

[jerkbox]

twiced.

 

[tiger88]

i fucked a nerf football once

 

[Lee]

watermelons.... mmmmm....

 

[Turd Ferguson]

i fucked a nerf football once

 

[Deleted member 33117]

I woke up once next to a chick that looked like some type of sea donkey, but she turned out to actually be human, but its close enough I guess...

 

[Deleted member 33117]

i fucked a nerf football once

Well, if you only did it once, it couldn't have been that good...

Thanks for the tip bro.

 

[tiger88]

Well, if you only did it once, it couldn't have been that good...

Thanks for the tip bro.

MAKE A HOLE IN for your penis to fit


duck tape to a table. *ideal hip/penis hieght)

pump and dump

 

[MICHAEL JACKSON]

I banged a big hairy male bear once. By the way his name was wodin.

te he jamon

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

Yeah, I tripped down the stairs -- the next thing you know my fish were pregnant. BAM, it could happen to anyone.

 

[ohashi]

I accidentally have sex with animals all the time. It just happens. Accidents, you see.

 

[tiger88]

Yeah, I tripped down the stairs -- the next thing you know my fish were pregnant. BAM, it could happen to anyone.

wouldnt it be fucked up if u crashed your car and went though the window and into some chic car (bust into her windshield to and touch her boob



what are the odds

 

[Deleted member 33117]

wouldnt it be fucked up if u crashed your car and went though the window and into some chic car (bust into her windshield to and touch her boob



what are the odds

Hmm... that sounds shitty to me. You touch a chicks boob, but don't get laid, and have to go through a windshield for it? Your better off just going out, picking up a girl and fucking her. Then again, don't have too many long island ice teas or you might wake up next to a sea donkey like I did...

 

[tiger88]

Hmm... that sounds shitty to me. You touch a chicks boob, but don't get laid, and have to go through a windshield for it? Your better off just going out, picking up a girl and fucking her. Then again, don't have too many long island ice teas or you might wake up next to a sea donkey like I did...

LOL u better tell your story now

and it is 2 windshields....your and hers

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Bro, my story is too painful. I have flashbacks from the emotional trauma of waking up next to something that looked like that. I just can't man... I'm sorry.

 

[tiger88]

Bro, my story is too painful. I have flashbacks from the emotional trauma of waking up next to something that looked like that. I just can't man... I'm sorry.

try to forget and move on,.....hard to do but the best is to forget it...... i got one i would like to forget too




hey the football trick u just gotta wash it out if u do it alot

 

[MrMakaveli]

....yeah, her name was R****l

 

[jh1]

You know the story, you get drunk, go and pass out in the bed and dream your girl or boy is over. You start to pound it out and realize your doing your guppie?

Yeah... your mom. Then 9 months later, little Turd Ferggie came sliding out....

 

[Lenas25]

I accidentally have sex with animals all the time. It just happens. Accidents, you see.

ROFLMAO Some funny shit...........

 

[SoKlueles]

thats why i dont drink.........and omg how do u accidentally have sex with an animal? geez lol

 

[sweetnes11]

....yeah, her name was R****l

Ya my name is R*****, but you would never want to forget me,,, I am to good to be forgetable

 

[plowboy]

Ya my name is R*****, but you would never want to forget me,,, I am to good to be forgetable

but could it be that your an animal in bed.