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Any of you guys delivered pizza before? Just started yesterday.
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supersizeme
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yeah...go ahead and get rid of that fantasy about getting laid on a delivery because it's never going to happen. no one wants to fuck the pizza delivery boy. for real i delivered pizza and chinese food back in high school for a good 3-4 years. awesome job, you get paid to drive around and you become master of finding apartments and backways through your town. also if you have a car that gets decent gas mileage you'll make money off what they pay you in gas, even moreso if they pay you per mile rather than a set amount per delivery. avoid speeding cuz you will rack up the tickets quickly. also let me know if you get laid on a delivery so i can eat a large plate of crow.
I can't give you tips on how to get laid but I can tell you how to get bigger tips.. that TIPS not TiTS...
1. Swipe a ton of napkins from the pizza place - make sure you bring about 20 to the door - alos if they have packets of grated cheese - bring those too. People are pretty fucking lazy - and if you save them a few steps they will reward you.
2. Make sure if they order a 2 liter of soda you hand it to them dry - wipe it off with those stolen towels - no one likes to be handed a dripping wet bottle of soda.
3. Bring them some breadsticks - tell them you had extras and you thought the kids might like them [if you dont see toys or kids in the background then go for plan # 2 - tell him / her they reheat well and to take them to work tomorrow].
4. Greet them with a smile - dont show up with a baseball hat on backwards slumping over. If you have some extra cash - like 5 bucks or so - head over to Smart And Final and pick up a huge container of prewrapped mints. It's a wise investment. Give them a handful and tell them to have a nice night - the next time you deliver I can almost guarantee at least a $3.00 tip - if not more.
5. Make sure the pizza stays intact and hot. No one likes a sloppy pizza. Don't put the hot box or pizza boxes on your front oe back seat, this makes the cheese and topping slide to one side - put the boxes or hot box container on the floor of the passanger side.
6. If you see a newspaper on the front lawn or porch pick it up and give it to them. This will ensure a HUGE tip the next time you deliver.
7. If you use a cell phone to call customers you can use it as a tax deduction or get reimbursed from your boss. Don't be afraid to call the customer if you get lost or if you are running late - best excuse to use - accident or you stopped to help someone who broke down.
I used to deliver chinese food - used the same tricks.
Hope some of this helps.
1. Swipe a ton of napkins from the pizza place - make sure you bring about 20 to the door - alos if they have packets of grated cheese - bring those too. People are pretty fucking lazy - and if you save them a few steps they will reward you.
2. Make sure if they order a 2 liter of soda you hand it to them dry - wipe it off with those stolen towels - no one likes to be handed a dripping wet bottle of soda.
3. Bring them some breadsticks - tell them you had extras and you thought the kids might like them [if you dont see toys or kids in the background then go for plan # 2 - tell him / her they reheat well and to take them to work tomorrow].
4. Greet them with a smile - dont show up with a baseball hat on backwards slumping over. If you have some extra cash - like 5 bucks or so - head over to Smart And Final and pick up a huge container of prewrapped mints. It's a wise investment. Give them a handful and tell them to have a nice night - the next time you deliver I can almost guarantee at least a $3.00 tip - if not more.
5. Make sure the pizza stays intact and hot. No one likes a sloppy pizza. Don't put the hot box or pizza boxes on your front oe back seat, this makes the cheese and topping slide to one side - put the boxes or hot box container on the floor of the passanger side.
6. If you see a newspaper on the front lawn or porch pick it up and give it to them. This will ensure a HUGE tip the next time you deliver.
7. If you use a cell phone to call customers you can use it as a tax deduction or get reimbursed from your boss. Don't be afraid to call the customer if you get lost or if you are running late - best excuse to use - accident or you stopped to help someone who broke down.
I used to deliver chinese food - used the same tricks.
Hope some of this helps.
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