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Any Handy Man's out there?

youngguns

youngguns

"Not an Alter!"
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It feels pretty good to be one, am I right?
 
Men who can get out their tools and fix something around the house or in the car TURN ME ON. Nothing sexier than a man who is capable around the house.

I love men. lol.
 
heatherrae said:
Men who can get out their tools and fix something around the house or in the car TURN ME ON. Nothing sexier than a man who is capable around the house.

I love men. lol.
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plumbers too?

back in 9th grade, ladies called me the pon piper
 
Lol one time I was playing catch in my kitchen, and the tennis ball smashed this piece of china, and I glued it back together(like 10 pieces) and my mom realised like 1 year later.
 
heatherrae said:
Men who can get out their tools and fix something around the house or in the car TURN ME ON. Nothing sexier than a man who is capable around the house.

I love men. lol.
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I recently:

-replaced the radiator in my car
-installed crown molding in my house
-replaced the thermocouple in my furnace

Are you free next weekend???
 
stilleto said:
uh, i guess i'm one.
i don't do electrical, but i can do most other stuff.
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As I said before I'd do you...er your electrical stuff.

I've done every part of building a house except for actually framing it. Did industrial maintenance, A/C, pluming/piping, etc.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
mountain muscle said:
What he meant was can he borrow the new skirt?


He is a dress-wearing fool you know.
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You're just jealous about how dead sexy all the ladies think I am in my kilt.

Also there's no greater feeling of freedom than wearing a kilt.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
You're just jealous about how dead sexy all the ladies think I am in my kilt.

Also there's no greater feeling of freedom than wearing a kilt.

Cheers,
Scotsman
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You goofy rock-cock, it is still a dress. I am not jealous. Well maybe a bit since you can borrow your gf's clothes. Who am I kidding? OFT can't have a gf lol.
How is Scotland treating you? What type of drilling you doing? If you say coring i will smack you. What field?
 
Scotsman said:
As I said before I'd do you...er your electrical stuff.

I've done every part of building a house except for actually framing it. Did industrial maintenance, A/C, pluming/piping, etc.

Cheers,
Scotsman
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I helped creat a foundation of a house last summer, don't remember what we used. but they were metal, somewhat heavy, and had to use oil on them so the concrete base wouldn't stick to them.

I can't fucking think of what they are called. If anyone can help me out I would appreciate it. It is bothering me now
 
mountain muscle said:
You goofy rock-cock, it is still a dress. I am not jealous. Well maybe a bit since you can borrow your gf's clothes. Who am I kidding? OFT can't have a gf lol.
How is Scotland treating you? What type of drilling you doing? If you say coring i will smack you. What field?
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Girlfriends are for those sissies that actually get to stay in the places they rent.LOL

Scotland is awesome I fucking love it over here. Were done drilling this well, I'm doing some downhole injection tests now. We cored about 200' with some drilling in between zones. I think it's the Solway field/basin, right on the border with england so I have to deal with those limey wankers.LOL

Nick- Forms?

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
Nick- Forms?
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lol
ya, i couldnt think of the damn name for them.
the foundation ended up being 12 feet high i think, those bastards were hard to put up over you head after a while. plus they were drenched with oil as were the gloves we needed cuz the steel got too hot (this was in June btw)

fuck I helped do alot of shitty work that summer.
at least that project gave me a sense of pride when we were finished after the concrete was poured
 
I know some minimal stuff about cars and how to maintain them. Good detailer though.

Have built houses from the foundation up with my dad from 13-17. Lotsa remodels too. My best areas being drywall(all phases) and painting.

Operate most any heavy equipment you can think of since that's what I do for a living. Also done most any menial hard labor as well.

I roll hard and shit in big trucks as well.

I like chain saws.:evil:

lol.....ya, it's nice to be able to do shit, but sometimes I wouldn't mind being the guy with the kush job that pays guys like me to do the dirty work.
 
I am a handy woman.
About the only thing I have an issue with is putting toys together, and working on cars! Lol
Other than that I put furniture together and fix comman household stuff
 
stilleto said:
when i think about you in a kilt, it is. :)
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I brought my kilt with me to Scotland this time. If I get a couple of days off I'm going to wear it and run around the highlands. You will see pics. :qt:

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
I brought my kilt with me to Scotland this time. If I get a couple of days off I'm going to wear it and run around the highlands. You will see pics. :qt:

Cheers,
Scotsman
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Hell yeah!!! Pics of the scenery, too, that would be cool!!!

Hey Scotsman, do you know the answer to this question (my husband told me this, he's half Scotch, clan MacKay)? "What's worn under a Scotsman's kilt?"
 
musclemom said:
Hell yeah!!! Pics of the scenery, too, that would be cool!!!

Hey Scotsman, do you know the answer to this question (my husband told me this, he's half Scotch, clan MacKay)? "What's worn under a Scotsman's kilt?"
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Nothing it's all in good working order.

I'll make a post of pics at some point when I get some more taken.

Do you know why Scotsmen wear kilts?

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
Nothing it's all in good working order.

I'll make a post of pics at some point when I get some more taken.

Do you know why Scotsmen wear kilts?
Cheers,
Scotsman
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Silly
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Because sheep can hear a zipper drop from a mile away :rolleyes:
 
youngguns said:
lol. thats gross.
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Scottish humor, babe. They're very good at laughing at themselves, actually, despite the fact they seem to be a harsh people.

My husband is 1/2 Native American and 1/2 Scottish, when he would meet people he would tell them: "So now you know, if I give you something, it's gonna be cheap ... and I'm gonna be damn sure to get it back someday."
 
i built a bookshelf once.. fucking thing fell over in the middle of the night and killed my dog
 
Scotsman said:
Girlfriends are for those sissies that actually get to stay in the places they rent.LOL

Scotland is awesome I fucking love it over here. Were done drilling this well, I'm doing some downhole injection tests now. We cored about 200' with some drilling in between zones. I think it's the Solway field/basin, right on the border with england so I have to deal with those limey wankers.LOL

Nick- Forms?

Cheers,
Scotsman
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Someday I will be able to join you. They need a few more yanks over there in the patch.

Never been around for injection tests. did get to shoot off part of our bha last year though, that is pretty cool, though we were unable to liberate any of the det cord damnit.
Your dress wearing, rock-cock ass better be using your camera. I want to see some pics of Scotland and the patch over there.
 
the_clockwork said:
i built a bookshelf once.. fucking thing fell over in the middle of the night and killed my dog
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I think that doing such bans you from membership in the handy-man club for life. Poor little pooch.
 
musclemom said:
Silly
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Because sheep can hear a zipper drop from a mile away :rolleyes:
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:evil: Yep, I saw a shirt that had a picture of a kilt and said "Because sheep can hear a zipper drop a mile away" I'm buying it next time I see it.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
mountain muscle said:
Someday I will be able to join you. They need a few more yanks over there in the patch.

Never been around for injection tests. did get to shoot off part of our bha last year though, that is pretty cool, though we were unable to liberate any of the det cord damnit.
Your dress wearing, rock-cock ass better be using your camera. I want to see some pics of Scotland and the patch over there.
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They need wireline people who don't take an hour to rig down a lubricator.

Injection tests are kind of boring, lots of standing around watching flow meters and pressure gauges. Det cord is fucking sweet, I was on site during the perf shots tonight for the first time. I gots the camera, when I get back we'll have some scotch and look at pics, and maybe even invite that sissy juiceddreads.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
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