Any golfers out there?

[Golfer18--old]

Ernie is lik 6'5. Im about 6'1. Been playing since i was four so that has something to do with length and also my entire swing. I need to start playing more, school is kicking me in the balls right now with all the studying.

 

[HumorMe]

I didn't get to see Ernie. I didn't know he was that tall. Damn!

Hang in there Golfer....summer is just around the corner! A few more weeks.

 

[BigBazooka]

I suck at golf... you may not. Anyone know of any literature (book, website???) that may reduce the probability of me hitting the ball 100 yards..

-Warik

Yes. Tiger Woods just wrote a book called "Tiger Woods: Play golf like a mofo" Buy it. Now.

 

[Latimer]

Sid Meirer's game, SimGolf, is fun as hell.... that's all I know.

 

[toga22]

I had to go golfing witht the heads of the company last week....I hate to golf...mainly because I am terrible at it...

Our tee time was at 8:30 am...I had just finished working 4 graveyards in a row, was dead tired with a patience level on low...

First off....what is the deal with the clothes these people wear...or at least some of them. I showed up dressed pretty casual...with CK jean shorts and a shirt...First comment I received..."that is a "cute" golfing outfit..." (I was thinking..."Yeah...nice plaid pants asshole"...I said..."Oh Thank You sir...I never know what to wear to these events")

Anyway..It seems even the worst golfers always have "valuable" tips to offer... And everyone was offering me advice: "Slow and even", "Hold it like your shaking hands with the club.." "Golf is a game of extreme patience and dedication..." I bit my tongue most of the day...trying to avoid asking why most of these "refined" golfers had hit most of their balls into the brush....

The most enjoyable part of the day...of course was at the Clubhouse "watering hole"

~toga

 

[HumorMe]

...trying to avoid asking why most of these "refined" golfers had hit most of their balls into the brush....



~toga

Damn toga.....you just can't take a hint.....can you? They were hitting them there hoping you would help them find their balls......or at least I would be doing that.

 

[toga22]

Damn toga.....you just can't take a hint.....can you? They were hitting them there hoping you would help them find their balls......or at least I would be doing that.

Now you tell me!!

Sometimes you need to spell these things out for me...

I am a bit slow on the pick-up...but a fast learner...lol

~toga

 

[HumorMe]

Now you tell me!!

Sometimes you need to spell these things out for me...

I am a bit slow on the pick-up...but a fast learner...lol

~toga

Now that you know........how about let's play around.....err.....I mean a round later this week?

 

[toga22]

Now that you know........how about let's play around.....err.....I mean a round later this week?

You have got yourself a deal...

Especially now that I know to hold it like I am shaking hands...

~toga

 

[rudedawg]

I am sure it was fun for the guys to watch Toga tee up her ball though.

Summer rates are almost here in PHX.......get these snowbirds out of here and it will be time to play.