any bouncers out here?

[MassiveGunz]

okay bros heres the deal. my pt job isnt' giving me enough to party if you get what im saying, so I talked to this guy that runs the gay bar down the street about working there. i watned to be a bartender but he said i had to have experience to do that but that i could bounce for him

and before all of you fags start makeing jokes about me being gay, no it wasnt at the back door and im not bouncing on his dick. its just that its close to my apt and i can walk to work.

anyways he says he'll pay me in cash and shit which i figure is cool and i get free drinks while i wrok.

any of you bros done any bouncing? is it a good job?

 

[HG Pennypacker]

Can someone please explain the misspellings done on purpose to me?

 

[Ffactor]

Please, not again!! This guy has to be HI.

 

[WODIN]

I am taking a stand here. I am pro chocolate pudding.

 

[PoyeBoy]

I dont think ths topic has ever been discussed, Has it?

 

[HG Pennypacker]

When I was young, I thought working in a toll booth would be kind
of fun.
It looked like a good job.

-excerpt from my new book "Interview with Assassin Excrement".

 

[MassiveGunz]

Can someone please explain the misspellings done on purpose to me?

bro i coudl type better but I'm just not worried about it.

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

Please, not again!! This guy has to be HI.

no shit.
Any other unsuspecting gay bar bouncer would know big kev would be the one to call out on this topic,the bouncing part,not the gay part.I have no room to say who bounces on what.

 

[PoyeBoy]

FYI HG, I dont want a copy of that book

 

[Bullit]

FYI HG, I dont want a copy of that book

FYI PB, I dont want a copy of your techno.

 

[MassiveGunz]

no shit.
Any other unsuspecting gay bar bouncer would know big kev would be the one to call out on this topic,the bouncing part,not the gay part.I have no room to say who bounces on what.

whose big kev? is he a bouncer?

 

[hardrock]

from what I hear about you on this board, you spend soo much time at the gay bar down the road, you might as well be gettin paid.

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

whose big kev? is he a bouncer?

the man the myth

 

[PoyeBoy]

FYI PB, I dont want a copy of your techno.

FYI BILT, Your eat turds for snacks and be liking

 

[MassiveGunz]

Help a bro out bros!
I help out for free so you guys should help me out to ok?
There has to be some bouncer shere cuz I know som e of you are stacked.
I remember i read something about you bros bouncing.
Partying isnt cheap bros.

 

[casavant]

I don't like getting people's blood on me in straight bars. Getting blood on me while bouncing in a gay bar would be a big no-go.

 

[hardrock]

I actually bounced at a bar Downtown here. One of the managers was gay and he put on a gay night every Thursday. When I started there I didn't really have a say in my hours or nights, so I had to work them for about a month. Just let me tell you this was the grossest thing I've ever seen. I swear these guys drink more bottled beer than the straight guys. It's like they get as juiced as possible just to go home with some stranger. It was like a big homo orgy. Guys making out left and right, grinding and taking each others shirts off. Made me fuckin sick. After a month I told my boss I couldn't work Thursday nights as they were interfering with my day job.



Dude unless you like that sorta thing, you will not enjoy the job.

 

[casavant]

I actually bounced at a bar Downtown here. One of the managers was gay and he put on a gay night every Thursday. When I started there I didn't really have a say in my hours or nights, so I had to work them for about a month. Just let me tell you this was the grossest thing I've ever seen. I swear these guys drink more bottled beer than the straight guys. It's like they get as juiced as possible just to go home with some stranger. It was like a big homo orgy. Guys making out left and right, grinding and taking each others shirts off. Made me fuckin sick. After a month I told my boss I couldn't work Thursday nights as they were interfering with my day job.



Dude unless you like that sorta thing, you will not enjoy the job.

 

[scott825]

Been a bouncer for a long time now.It can be very fun at times & you get hooked up everywhere you go.Nothing against gays but I would never work at a gay bar no matter how much I got paid or drinks I got free.Besides when you go out to regular clubs do you expect the doormen & bartenders to hook you up after you tell them you work at a Gay club.