Hey dball,
Think you can help me run that extention cord to the outhouse this weekend? I sure am tired of pissin in the dark! If you help me I will let you have sex with my daughter again. She has learned not to scrape the skin. Daddy taught her well!!
damn, I'm insulted. You left out Cooper, the family dog.
She is good. Lets change the subject
I really have some education, Like 8th grade. let me put it to use!!