another reason why I LOOOOVVE people!!

[habitualhealth]

call 1:

me: "hey, is Donna available?"
asian lady: "u go crawl unda bush you came from"
me: "i'm sorry, i..."

CLICK.

of course, i had to call back...i mean, we got disconnected.

call 2:

me: "hi, i think we were disconnected....is this donna?"
asian lady: "you no hear me? you need man to feex ur brain?"

CLICK.

i did my good deed for the day....i sent her number to everyone in my address book to make sure they call her....clearly she needs a friend.

 

[youngguns]

wtf?

 

[Cutiebaby]

lol.

 

[habitualhealth]

she's a client of ours. haha


i think i'm going to direct dial her every day for the next month.

 

[beefcake28]

And I thought I was crabby in the morning... damn.

 

[youngguns]

what is your job

 

[Cutiebaby]

she's a client of ours. haha


i think i'm going to direct dial her every day for the next month.

you should call her and talk all funny to her, see what her reaction is

 

[mountain muscle]

You need me to feex your brain?

 

[H_T_]

lol. filthy medical biller.

 

[Frisky]

what is your job

lol

everyone knows her corner...

 

[Frisky]

btw... HabitualHo... You shouldn't have stole her street!

 

[blueta2]

call 1:

me: "hey, is Donna available?"
asian lady: "u go crawl unda bush you came from"
me: "i'm sorry, i..."

CLICK.

of course, i had to call back...i mean, we got disconnected.

call 2:

me: "hi, i think we were disconnected....is this donna?"
asian lady: "you no hear me? you need man to feex ur brain?"

CLICK.

i did my good deed for the day....i sent her number to everyone in my address book to make sure they call her....clearly she needs a friend.

Really, when I said Fix, it sounded like feex? If I knew it was you, I would have been more polite....gotta go, my phone keeps ringing

 

[habitualhealth]

You need me to feex your brain?

she said "man".

 

[habitualhealth]

lol

everyone knows her corner...

corner?? i'm center stage baby!!

 

[habitualhealth]

btw... HabitualHo... You shouldn't have stole her street!

ok, i like to think of myself as fairly cleverly witted....



....but.....i don't get this. street?


please bring out the crayons and construction paper for me. i did 45 min of cardio early early....it's naplet time. thnxkbye.

 

[Frisky]

ok, i like to think of myself as fairly cleverly witted....



....but.....i don't get this. street?


please bring out the crayons and construction paper for me. i did 45 min of cardio early early....it's naplet time. thnxkbye.

Respect your fellow ho's and your pimp!

bottom line

 

[mountain muscle]

she said "man".

Damnit!

 

[stilleto]

that's wierd, my grandmother's name is donna and she said some butch sounding woman has been harrassing her all morning.

 

[youngguns]

Can anyone here me? hello...

 

[habitualhealth]

Really, when I said Fix, it sounded like feex? If I knew it was you, I would have been more polite....gotta go, my phone keeps ringing

i didn't know you were asian.

 

[H_T_]

lol. @. PD changing identities to avoid you!!!!

 

[habitualhealth]

that's wierd, my grandmother's name is donna and she said some butch sounding woman has been harrassing her all morning.

well she's going to make alot of new friends today.....11 of us are spending our lovely friday morning entertained by her asian persuasion for callbacks.


...and i'm not butch...i just have strep throat.


at least i see you come by the bitchiness honestly.

 

[habitualhealth]

Can anyone here me? hello...

yep, when you post with color.


otherwise, huh?

 

[youngguns]

must have a MILD case

 

[Bikini Mod]

LOL@this thread.

 

[H_T_]

old Korean chicks give great massages....

 

[blueta2]

old Korean chicks give great massages....

yeah but not with "happy" endings!

 

[reno240]

yeah but not with "happy" endings!

Love those!

 

[blueta2]

i didn't know you were asian.

only when I give "happy" endings!

 

[H_T_]

yeah but not with "happy" endings!

wanna bet?

 

[blueta2]

wanna bet?

ewwwwwwwwww....where is that emoticon than pukes?!

 

[reno240]

on when I give "happy" endings!

- You've always been Korean to me!

 

[sardonicone]

You should post her number on the interweb.

And of course, in as many bathroom stalls as humanly possible.

 

[p0ink]

you're a telemarketer?

 

[H_T_]

i'm crank calling someone as we speak...

 

[blueta2]

- You've always been Korean to me!

I do own a convenience store

 

[sardonicone]

wanna bet?

"Hey, you know where a guy can get a rub and a tug around here?"

ewwwwwwwwww....where is that emoticon than pukes?!

Their hands are just so soft and supple....

 

[habitualhealth]

old Korean chicks give great massages....

maybe i'll call her back and ask if she's available tonight.







....or.....maybe i'll just call stillaho.

 

[habitualhealth]

you're a telemarketer?

no gomer.

i was calling a client.


gimme your number and i'll telemarketer you for a bit. what time do you eat dinner?

 

[stilleto]

maybe i'll call her back and ask if she's available tonight.







....or.....maybe i'll just call stillaho.

i'm all booked up.
i mean.. err... i have prans.

 

[H_T_]

i'm changing my handle to Byung-Sook.

 

[sardonicone]

I change my mind. Don't write her number in bathroom stalls.

Carve it.

 

[habitualhealth]

i'm all booked up.
i mean.. err... i have prans.

can u feex me?

 

[stilleto]

can u feex me?

no. you're beyond feexing.

 

[beefcake28]

no. you're beyond feexing.

TITCR.

 

[ksharp01]

Why did she start out rude?
She must of known it was you

 

[habitualhealth]

Why did she start out rude?
She must of known it was you

most people are intimidated by my voice. i get it.

 

[habitualhealth]

Soooo UPDATE!

I was bored waiting for work to end so I decided to call my best friend back....

Me: "Hey Donna!"

Asian Lady: "jdew are bad fora my health"

Click.


I swear I love her. She's the best thing ever.