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Another "people suck" story to brighten your day

supersizeme

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After washing my car after work last night, I pulled into a gas station to put some air in my two front tires. While I'm airing them up, I notice a guy walking across the parking lot towards me(I'm in a nice part of town just as fyi). Immediately what goes through my mind is that I'm about to be hit up for money. Sure enough, "Hey I'm from out of town and I've run out of gas and forgot my wallet." It's an older guy, probably mid 50s wearing khakis and a polo shirt. He points to his car parked in one of the spots in front of the gas station - a newer Taurus. I open up my wallet and pull out a $5 bill since all I had other than that were twenties. He thanks me and I wish him luck and off he goes.

I get back in my car and sit there for a couple of minutes watching his car out of the corner of my eye. He backs out of his spot and proceeds to leave the gas station. No gas, just straight up leaves. I'm like, "Oh hell no." So I start my car and follow him out of the parking lot onto the main road as it was on my way home. I pull up next to him and I'm glaring over at him. There's another dude in the car. Neither of them are looking at me. I drive right alongside him for about half a block before he makes a casual u-turn in a break in the median where you really aren't supposed to be making u-turns. However there's a Shell station just on the other side of the street, so I figure maybe he wants Shell gas. I drive along and my curiosity got the best of me, so I pulled a u-turn to go back and see if he had pulled in there to get gas. Nope. No sign of his car. I got suckered...not as badly as the time I bought $160 worth of fake gold chains from a guy in front of Blockbuster music, but enough to make me angry.

I wanted to catch him hanging around the parking lot in the Shell station and ask him what was wrong with the gas at the other gas station. I realize how stupid it was of me to try and see where he went considering it was just money - and not much at that, but I was annoyed and had nothing better to do. I realize it's not that much different than giving a bum on the street some money, but at least they're not putting up some front.
 
supersizeme said:
After washing my car after work last night, I pulled into a gas station to put some air in my two front tires. While I'm airing them up, I notice a guy walking across the parking lot towards me(I'm in a nice part of town just as fyi). Immediately what goes through my mind is that I'm about to be hit up for money. Sure enough, "Hey I'm from out of town and I've run out of gas and forgot my wallet." It's an older guy, probably mid 50s wearing khakis and a polo shirt. He points to his car parked in one of the spots in front of the gas station - a newer Taurus. I open up my wallet and pull out a $5 bill since all I had other than that were twenties. He thanks me and I wish him luck and off he goes.

I get back in my car and sit there for a couple of minutes watching his car out of the corner of my eye. He backs out of his spot and proceeds to leave the gas station. No gas, just straight up leaves. I'm like, "Oh hell no." So I start my car and follow him out of the parking lot onto the main road as it was on my way home. I pull up next to him and I'm glaring over at him. There's another dude in the car. Neither of them are looking at me. I drive right alongside him for about half a block before he makes a casual u-turn in a break in the median where you really aren't supposed to be making u-turns. However there's a Shell station just on the other side of the street, so I figure maybe he wants Shell gas. I drive along and my curiosity got the best of me, so I pulled a u-turn to go back and see if he had pulled in there to get gas. Nope. No sign of his car. I got suckered...not as badly as the time I bought $160 worth of fake gold chains from a guy in front of Blockbuster music, but enough to make me angry.

I wanted to catch him hanging around the parking lot in the Shell station and ask him what was wrong with the gas at the other gas station. I realize how stupid it was of me to try and see where he went considering it was just money - and not much at that, but I was annoyed and had nothing better to do. I realize it's not that much different than giving a bum on the street some money, but at least they're not putting up some front.

Apparently, when you were following him, your clown costume frightened them both enough to force them to make that unwarranted U-turn.
 
BileStew said:
Apparently, when you were following him, your clown costume frightened them both enough to force them to make that unwarranted U-turn.

See I wasn't wearing a clown costume last night. But you were. Owned.
 
man thats the new tricks bums pull these days

except that most dont even own the car that they point to

I've got taken for that one 1 time, they just tell you that they left their wallet at home and they got long ways to go and no gas and point at a random car thats not even theirs

next time someone asks me shit like that I'm gonna give them a penny and tell them to thank me later, either that or go the usual way and ask THEM for money and tell them that my gas tank is not entirely full and so if they can help me out in any way id appreciate it
 
i like their tactics. i know them all too well.


here's a small list:


-let your infection get very bad, and keep it visible to garner pity

-act like you need to get home, and you need just a few more cents to take the bus

-fake that you're a war veteran (i've asked some what branch and MOS they had, bzzzt, no answer)

-claim that you just got a job, but need some side money

or they can be funny and tell the truth. like those signs that say 'why lie? it's for pot, hooker, and booze'

but even those signs are becoming a dime a dozen and overdone.
 
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