Another old silly AIM chat for your amusement.

[Burning_Inside]

10/30/2001


Burning_Inside: hi
Girl: helloooo
Burning_Inside: youre home already?
Girl: yeah...i got out early
Burning_Inside: i just got home
Girl: aren't you going to that party tonight?
Burning_Inside: i was running from store to store looking for and exchanging clothes
Burning_Inside: yeah
Burning_Inside: i am going
Burning_Inside: why
Burning_Inside: you wanna fuck?
Girl: i was just wondering.....what!!!
Burning_Inside: what?
Burning_Inside: just asking
Burning_Inside: jeez
Burning_Inside: take my head off
Girl: anyways.....what are ya gonna be?
Burning_Inside: i just got some skeleton mask..and im gonna make my hair ll messy and i think i might dress really proper
Burning_Inside: like all spiffy
Girl: yeah really...wow
Girl: wonderful
Burning_Inside: yeah
Burning_Inside: you how
Burning_Inside: hoe
Girl: why am i a hoe?
Burning_Inside: i dunno why not
Girl: cuz...thats why
Burning_Inside: ok then fine
Burning_Inside: dont be one
Burning_Inside: and dont fuck me either see if i care
Girl: i won't...only on sundays
Burning_Inside: wow really
Girl: whats with you tonight
Burning_Inside: one day a week is good enough for me
Burning_Inside: im fucking tired
Girl: whats with fucking
Burning_Inside: like real tired
Burning_Inside: cause i dunno
Girl: ohh ok
Burning_Inside: dont you want to tho?
Girl: actually.....
Girl: no
Burning_Inside: what the fuck am i that bad?
Girl: no did i say that
Burning_Inside: YES YOU DID in a roundabout way
Burning_Inside: never mind
Burning_Inside: whatever
Burning_Inside: just go
Girl: ok well whatever first you like myb sister...what did you give up?
Burning_Inside: yes i gave up
Girl: why???
Burning_Inside: cuz i dont even care anymre
Burning_Inside: just gimme yer sister
Girl: well thats real nice......shes a person too...i can't just sell her
Burning_Inside: i dont want to buy her, she should justw ant me
Girl: well she met you once cuz you never want to go out
Burning_Inside: cuz i have responsibility to myself and plus theres that whole tired thing
Girl: well why are you always tired?
Burning_Inside: because i am a tired person, you have no idea how run down lifting weights and shit makes you..you really need like 9-10 hours of sleep, and i haven't been getting it
Girl: your always tired though.....no matter what
Burning_Inside: not always
Girl: did you lift today???
Burning_Inside: no
Girl: well then why are you tired?
Burning_Inside: cause i got shit sleep last night
Girl: so did i but i'm not tired
Burning_Inside: cause you have no metabolism as it is
Girl: what time did you go to bed?
Burning_Inside: 1
Burning_Inside: cause i had to take a nap at like 3:30
Girl: so what does that have to do with anything then i should have no energy at all
Burning_Inside: because your metabolism is so slow and youre so inactive that you can afford to get by on like 4-5 hours of sleep
Girl: what time did you get up this morning
Burning_Inside: 7:30
Girl: i have the same amount of sleep as you
Burning_Inside: well there ya go
Burning_Inside: what did you do yesterday...you walked around, thats probably the most strenuous thing you did
Burning_Inside: me, i tore the shit out of my muscles for an hour
Burning_Inside: so you go on and figure it out
Girl: why cuz i don't lift doesn't mean i sit at home all the time......i'd rather go out and do thing then be tired cuz i liftet for an hour
Burning_Inside: i know thats cause youre into having fun now and probably being satisfied getting fat when you're older, well, im not like that
Burning_Inside: i dont want to be an unhealthy fat couch potato when im 30
Burning_Inside: or 40
Burning_Inside: or 50
Burning_Inside: or 60
Burning_Inside: 70 maybe
Girl: yeah ok...your insane...so your gonna lift instead of having fun while you can.....cuz if all your doing is sitting at home now...what do you think your gonna be doing when your 30
Girl: 40
Girl: 50
Girl: 60
Girl: 70
Burning_Inside: ill be having a ton of self esteem knowing i'm 60 and look like i'm 40
Burning_Inside: rather than be a depressed slug cause i look like jabba the fucking hutt cause i partied away my 20's
Girl: thats what you think...and you'll be kicking yourself in the ass...cuz you didn't do the things you should have when you were in your 20's
Girl: how do you know if your even gonna live to be 60
Girl: or 40
Burning_Inside: i hope i dont but you know, i'm going to look as best i can and be in the best health i can while im alive
Burning_Inside: why are you trying to drag me down into your way of doing things.
Burning_Inside: like does my lifestyle pose some sort of threat to you or something
Girl: who cares if you look good what are you going to sit at home and look at yourself in the mirror...nobody else sees you if you don't go out
Burning_Inside: just calm down, i'll get out and do stuff sometimes just not every night
Girl: no i'm just saying...don't be such a loser....yeah like once a week
Burning_Inside: listen i'd rather sit at home and play video games or go to my neighbors and hang out than go out somewhere most of the time. if that makes me a loser cause i dont go out to some damn club and get drunk 4 nights a week and act like a retard, then wooptee doo too bad
Girl: i'm not saying you have to go out and get drunk am i....no
Burning_Inside: well what do you want me to do then
Burning_Inside: go to a movie..i go to them..go out to eat..i do more than enough of that
Burning_Inside: hang out..i hang out every night, just not with you
Burning_Inside: im always over my neighbors or over brians
Girl: i can't even go to the bars and get drunk and i still go out more than you
Girl: ohh i'm done fighting now
Burning_Inside: ok well where do you go out to that is so much more amazing than what i do
Girl: i don't want to talk about it
Burning_Inside: just tell me exactly what you think i should be doing and where i should be going
Burning_Inside: i go to the movies, i hang out, i go out to eat, what else is there
Burning_Inside: bowling? pool?
Girl: nowhere thats much more amazing than where you go
Burning_Inside: yeah i know there isn't but if you find a place then let me know
Burning_Inside: BESIDES your sisters bedroom
Burning_Inside: hahaaaaaaaaa
Girl: i'm just saying i don't complain that i'm tired and i can't go out
Girl: yeah i thought you gave up on that
Burning_Inside: well i usually dont complain about it, i just say that i am tired and thats about it..
Girl: she doesn't live within 10 miles of you
Burning_Inside: yeah i know that kinda sucks
Girl: you complain about driving somewhere to get laid whats your problem?
Burning_Inside: cause getting laid isnt of huuuge importance to me really
Burning_Inside: its not that important that i want to drive more than 15 kminutes for it
Girl: bull shit ur a guy....its important
Burning_Inside: anything more than that is just a hassle and id rather just jerk off
Burning_Inside: cause it's 15 minutes one way, then 15 minutes back here, then i have to do it all over again to take a girl home
Burning_Inside: theres an hours drive right there
Burning_Inside: then having sex takes like an hour or whatever
Burning_Inside: i mean theres 2 hours minimum gone out of my night
Burning_Inside: JUST to have an orgasm that i can give myself in 5 minutes
Girl: what else are ya gonna do...look at yourself in the mirror
Burning_Inside: and i dont risk getting a disease from my hand or gettin it pregnant either
Burning_Inside: i can hang out with my male friends and have fun and smoke up
Burning_Inside: or play games
Burning_Inside: or read
Burning_Inside: thats what else i could do instead
Girl: you are definitly gay
Girl: i'm sorry
Burning_Inside: no i just want sex when it's convenient
Burning_Inside: that shouldnt make me gay
Girl: whatever you say jeremy
Burning_Inside: thats what i say

 

[gymtime]

Girl: you complain about driving somewhere to get laid whats your problem?
Burning_Inside: cause getting laid isnt of huuuge importance to me really
Burning_Inside: its not that important that i want to drive more than 15 kminutes for it
Girl: bull shit ur a guy....its important
Burning_Inside: anything more than that is just a hassle and id rather just jerk off
Burning_Inside: cause it's 15 minutes one way, then 15 minutes back here, then i have to do it all over again to take a girl home
Burning_Inside: theres an hours drive right there
Burning_Inside: then having sex takes like an hour or whatever
Burning_Inside: i mean theres 2 hours minimum gone out of my night
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You are either a big ol' homo, or the laziest man alive.

 

[Burning_Inside]

Re: Re: Another old silly AIM chat for your amusement.

You are either a big ol' homo, or the laziest man alive.

I was ery lazy and picky when it comes to the whole mating game. Still am, haven't changed since this was written.

Come on...orgasm in 5 minutes or work 2 hours for it...

COME ON.

I can see if the chick was ultra hot and / or reallllly cool to be around but sadly I've run into very verrrrrrry few of them. Just have no ambition 3/4 of the time to leave my house for sex with an average chick.

 

[gymtime]

Re: Re: Re: Another old silly AIM chat for your amusement.

Come on...orgasm in 5 minutes or work 2 hours for it...

LOL!! Well......when you glamorize it like that...

 

[slickdadd]

Arent you like 25...

 

[Godzila]

I agree, I am not doing an hours worth of driving and shit to get knee deep in some she-meat, unless she is hot as balls!

 

[CipherLock]

why type all that shit out instead of just picking up the phone?

 

[WODIN]

BI you could be one of the wisest men alive!

 

[SupraHero]

Re: Re: Re: Another old silly AIM chat for your amusement.

Come on...orgasm in 5 minutes or work 2 hours for it...

COME ON.

I can see if the chick was ultra hot and / or reallllly cool to be around but sadly I've run into very verrrrrrry few of them. Just have no ambition 3/4 of the time to leave my house for sex with an average chick.

I do not believe anything more true has been spoken in ages. Women think we HAVE TO HAVE SEX. Basically sex is a way to get a orgasm with someone else in the room helping besides your hand of choice. I agree I would rather spend 5 mintues get my nut and go back to doing what I was doing than waste an entire night with a girl just to get laid. If all men thought the way we do then women would realize that they are not as important as they think they are.

 

[Bullit]

I'm on the girls side. You WILL regret sitting on your ass throughout your 20s (with the exception of your 60min in the gym).
There's more to life than lifting.

Whats her AIM name... I'll mack her.

Plus she wasnt trying to "drag you down"... you attacked her first.

 

[SV2]

heres one:

LOSER-BOY: beth?
SV2: no
SV2: go away pervert
LOSER-BOY: sorry I thought you were a friend of mine. sorry about that . I am not a pervert, I cant; believe you! Try to have a good day, I will take this off of my buddy list
SV2: PERVERT!!!
SV2:
<sends anonymous warning to me>
SV2: bitch... dont send me anonymous warnings...
LOSER-BOY: I am reporting you to aol, thank you.
SV2: reporting me?? BOO HOO loser....
LOSER-BOY: i was kidding.
SV2: no you weren't I can tell
SV2: I can use my jedi mind tricks to get the truth out of you
LOSER-BOY: I like that,,,,now that was funny. good job!
SV2: dont patronize me.. I have special powers..
LOSER-BOY: on a serious note. A friend of mine had the same name as you. But it might just have 3o's( not four,
SV2: did this friend live in Florida?
LOSER-BOY: yes...at the time Coral springs right off the turnpike
SV2: you must be one of her groupies..
SV2: I get this IM all the time
LOSER-BOY: do you know beth..blonde
SV2: 100's of guys looking for this girl named jen
LOSER-BOY: I told you. when did you get this name?>
SV2: from deerfield beach...
LOSER-BOY: maybe
LOSER-BOY: are you sure you weren't her SV2?
SV2: yes
SV2: I have to change my friggen name now
LOSER-BOY: don't
LOSER-BOY: try to IM SV2, and let's see if that works
LOSER-BOY: m/f
SV2: Male..
SV2: I just like to bust peoples balls, but everyone does ask me If I some girl jen from Florida
LOSER-BOY: no wonder you called me a pervert. I called you jen
LOSER-BOY: that's cool...mike
LOSER-BOY: shouldn't you be working?
SV2: good luck finding her.. she must be a hottie...
SV2: I am.. Im writing (or trying) to write up a GSA budget..
LOSER-BOY: ohhhhhh yes
SV2: you know anything about writing up a GSA budgets?
LOSER-BOY: cool. is that the Gay straight alliance?
SV2: general services administration smart ass...
SV2: http://www.gsa.gov/Portal/home.jsp
LOSER-BOY: oh my bad
LOSER-BOY: no harm
LOSER-BOY: what exactly is that?
SV2: click on the link einstien..
LOSER-BOY: i sec. genus is my middle name
SV2: genius
SV2: thats funny
LOSER-BOY: I am checking it now. I just logged off of my checkers game, hold please
SV2: Do you have downs syndrom or something?
LOSER-BOY: Why?
SV2: You act like it
SV2: I can tell, I used to work with downs syndrome children
LOSER-BOY: No man I'm just a teacher that teaches reading. I use to work with downs syndrome children also
LOSER-BOY: good for you
SV2: Yeah.. when they get out of line, the only thing you can do is punch them
LOSER-BOY: I don't think so. Maybe this is why you are not teaching them anymore
SV2: listening to them crying is better than hearing them ramble on like idiots
LOSER-BOY: mean
SV2: the end justifies the means
SV2: did you date this girl jen?
LOSER-BOY: Just good friends. where are you from. Idiot
LOSER-BOY: joke
LOSER-BOY: this is some big stuff you got here
SV2: Do you have a girlfriend now?
LOSER-BOY: what is this a bunch of nerds sitting around a small table scratching themselves. Married and expecting
SV2: married to what?
LOSER-BOY: a woman.. What else would I be married to?
SV2: You tell me pal... So I guess you cheat on your wife eh?
LOSER-BOY: so this is what you do all day...this GSA stuff
SV2: She must be all fat and shit... do you still bang her eventhough she's preggers?
LOSER-BOY: This is the first girl I have never cheated on...hold let me take a bow
SV2: you have any nude pictures of her?
LOSER-BOY: sorry
SV2: sorry?
SV2: you dont have any nudes?
LOSER-BOY: no why would I
SV2: you want some?
SV2: heh heh heh...
SV2: does she still give you head?
LOSER-BOY: this conversation has ended.. thank man
SV2: dont punk out....

 

[Bullit]

Maybe you guys should post the funny conversations.

 

[Burning_Inside]

I'm on the girls side. You WILL regret sitting on your ass throughout your 20s (with the exception of your 60min in the gym).
There's more to life than lifting.

Whats her AIM name... I'll mack her.

Plus she wasnt trying to "drag you down"... you attacked her first.

I really can't regret sitting around.. It's no that I even give myself a chioce I just have no desire to go out at all. What I like to do is what I used to do when I was 16-21, and that was hang out with my friends all damn day and play games and smoke up and cruise around town and just go with the flow. However, none of my friends are into that anymore as they all have jobs or kids or girlfriends. Oh, and they all have computers, so there's a huge obstacle right there.

Plus I never attacked her in this chat, I just stated my case, and she had to go off about how I was obviously wrong in my ways. And she was trying to drag me down. If someone is trying to make me see somthing their way, but thir way is something I see as less fun, or something that will make me less happy in life, then I view that as dragging one down.

The actual attack against her came about 3 days later when she sneezed near me and it scared the shit out of me and on instinct I swung.

 

[Bullit]

The start of the attack:
Burning_Inside: cause you have no metabolism as it is
Burning_Inside: because your metabolism is so slow and youre so inactive that you can afford to get by on like 4-5 hours of sleep

You are quite a charmer. LOOK OUT LADIES!

LOL@ the sneeze thing... you clock her in the head or what?

 

[Burning_Inside]

The start of the attack:
Burning_Inside: cause you have no metabolism as it is
Burning_Inside: because your metabolism is so slow and youre so inactive that you can afford to get by on like 4-5 hours of sleep

You are quite a charmer. LOOK OUT LADIES!

LOL@ the sneeze thing... you clock her in the head or what?

Actually there was no sneeze thing..

OOH!!! but wait I did get her sister....This was a while back and we were all sitting in her basement and her sister, thinking shes cool, starts SPITTING WATER she had been drinkign from a cup down the back of my head and laughing about it. She wasn;t even fucked up. So I flipped out but tried to contain it a little as I didn't want charges pressed on me, so i basically grabbed her by the back of her hair, pulled it for about 2 seconds, then shoved her head down in her lap as I poured the rest of the water over her head. Dumb bitch.

 

[Bullit]

so i basically grabbed her by the back of her hair, pulled it for about 2 seconds, then shoved her head down in her lap as I poured the rest of the water over her head. Dumb bitch.

Yep..... quite a charmer.

 

[gymtime]

....so i basically grabbed her by the back of her hair, pulled it for about 2 seconds, then shoved her head down in her lap as I poured the rest of the water over her head. Dumb bitch.

And aawwww yeah ladies...he's single!!

 

[Bullit]

And aawwww yeah ladies...he's single!!

LOL.

Yet he's one of the guys that, undoubtably, will be on here saying "why do you girls like assholes and not nice guys like me?"
"Why cant I meet any cool chicks?"
"Chicks are all bitches."

 

[Burning_Inside]

LOL.

Yet he's one of the guys that, undoubtably, will be on here saying "why do you girls like assholes and not nice guys like me?"
"Why cant I meet any cool chicks?"
"Chicks are all bitches."

No way. I know I'm not a stereotypically nice guy. I know chicks like assholes. I get like 5 messages a day from girls asking if i have time for them to come over and lick mine. but I'm just not into that.

Actually I'm a real fair guy and treat eevryone with respect as long as they don't fuck up.

I know why i can't meet any cool chicks. Because all the cool ones that are out there in grabbing rage, I've already met.

And yes, chicks are all bitches. But guys are all assfaces too.