another newbie

[nickd]

Been a guest of the board for a while. My email works again so I was finally able to get in as a member. Just thought i would say hello.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Question #1

If you were walking across a busy street, and you noticed an elderly lady on the ground pinned underneath her motorized wheelchair, what would you do?

Question #2

Meat is good. If you had to choose between a fat white woman in her 40's and a malnourished Moroccan in his 20's, which cut would you choose and why?

Question #3

Life is all about choices. A man cuts you off in heavy traffic. You hit a red light, and are able to approach him. Do you shove a skewer through his ears and watch as the blood slowly trickles down his face and puddles on his lap, OR, do you take a wrench and cave his skull in while chewing on his throat?

Keep in mind that "The Gambler" by Kenny Rogers is playing in your head.

 

[Sailor_Girl]

Question #1

If you were walking across a busy street, and you noticed an elderly lady on the ground pinned underneath her motorized wheelchair, what would you do?
I'm pretty sure i'd giggle a bit and be on my way
Question #2

Meat is good. If you had to choose between a fat white woman in her 40's and a malnourished Moroccan in his 20's, which cut would you choose and why?
I'd go with the fat white woman cuz i like my meat aged, but the moroccan is very tempting.
Question #3

Life is all about choices. A man cuts you off in heavy traffic. You hit a red light, and are able to approach him. Do you shove a skewer through his ears and watch as the blood slowly trickles down his face and puddles on his lap, OR, do you take a wrench and cave his skull in while chewing on his throat?

Keep in mind that "The Gambler" by Kenny Rogers is playing in your head.

None of the above......I would let Richard Simmons out of my trunk quick and throw him in the assholes car. Nuff Said.

 

[tripleV]

welcome

 

[bigkraut]

Anybody see my keys? I can't find them.

 

[john937]

You left them in Captain Insaneo's car.

 

[bigkraut]

Ah, that's right! I better get'em out of there before I return his car. You don't think he has missed it, do you?

 

[WarriorPL]

Question #1

If you were walking across a busy street, and you noticed an elderly lady on the ground pinned underneath her motorized wheelchair, what would you do?

Question #2

Meat is good. If you had to choose between a fat white woman in her 40's and a malnourished Moroccan in his 20's, which cut would you choose and why?

Question #3

Life is all about choices. A man cuts you off in heavy traffic. You hit a red light, and are able to approach him. Do you shove a skewer through his ears and watch as the blood slowly trickles down his face and puddles on his lap, OR, do you take a wrench and cave his skull in while chewing on his throat?

Keep in mind that "The Gambler" by Kenny Rogers is playing in your head.

LOL! dude you always made me burst into tears, your humor is just the besttttt i love it, thank you for the laugh

 

[Kryp2o]

Keep in mind that "The Gambler" by Kenny Rogers is playing in your head.

That alone would cause you to do all of the above.