Another Good Example Why I Shouldn't Clean My House...

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

My dog ran straight into my sliding glass door this morning......

 

[ORGANON CANON]

Your dog

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

Your dog

Was that a sad excuse for a blonde joke Orgy?

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

Nice....

 

[ORGANON CANON]

Was that a sad excuse for a blonde joke Orgy?

Your blond, hmmmmm

 

[Gilbyag]

let me guess, he's blond to...

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

let me guess, he's blond to...

lollol.....

Orgy...no actually I'm blonde dear

 

[HappyScrappy]

Orgy...no actually I'm blonde dear

so, by saying "your dog" you really mean you kind of sort of might have walked into your sliding glass door this morning?
come on. tell the truth. you can blame lack of coffee if you need to.

 

[karsun]

Your dog

dude, you are so sick

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

scrappy ass...I wish I could say you were right cause you know I worship you and believe you know it all....however no. But reminded of a time granma walked into the glass sliding door when I was a younin'....poor old lady, I laughed so hard I peed my pants

 

[HappyScrappy]

scrappy ass...I wish I could say you were right cause you know I worship you and believe you know it all....however no. But reminded of a time granma walked into the glass sliding door when I was a younin'....poor old lady, I laughed so hard I peed my pants

1) albeit the detected sarcasm, I do indeed know all.
2) I peed my pants last night. kinda nice at first, then it just gets cold.

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

I peed my pants last night. kinda nice at first, then it just gets cold.

plus you smell like urine.....only dogs really like that....everyone else is just lieing to make you feel good about yourself

 

[HappyScrappy]

plus you smell like urine.....only dogs really like that....everyone else is just lieing to make you feel good about yourself

yeah, but it kills fungus, so it got rid of my athletes foot and that annoying jock itch.

 

[Kryp2o]

2) I peed my pants last night. kinda nice at first, then it just gets cold.

That's only if you stand in front of the refrigerator with the door wide open.

 

[HappyScrappy]

That's only if you stand in front of the refrigerator with the door wide open.

oh okay, so I suppose you, mr smartypants, know a better way to dip my balls in the mayonaise?

 

[Kryp2o]

oh okay, so I suppose you, mr smartypants, know a better way to dip my balls in the mayonaise?

LOL

At least remove the jar from the refrigerator and let it sit till room temperature.

 

[FarBeyondDriven]

??

 

[HappyScrappy]

LOL

At least remove the jar from the refrigerator and let it sit till room temperature.

what?!

room temperature?

fucking amature.