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yea lol, i didnt even get that far rob
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Holy Flurging Shnit!!!
I just got a flashback from dating... BBBBBBBBbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
*not so good*
I just got a flashback from dating... BBBBBBBBbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
*not so good*
look at her criteria for her mate
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Age between 21 and 99
Must not have messaged users looking for intimate encounters or sex.
You must have a picture to contact this user.
Must not be looking for Other Relationship
Must not be looking for Intimate Encounter
Must not be looking for Activity Partner
Must not do drugs
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Basically she wants a corpse with a pulse.
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Age between 21 and 99
Must not have messaged users looking for intimate encounters or sex.
You must have a picture to contact this user.
Must not be looking for Other Relationship
Must not be looking for Intimate Encounter
Must not be looking for Activity Partner
Must not do drugs
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Basically she wants a corpse with a pulse.
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Melaina don't be too hard on my homey, SuperDave. He is a very cool bro.
I dunno how long you've been committed but trust me when I tell you there was a time not too long ago when the bulk of my free time was spent reading this sort of tripe. Well, when I wasn't busy hanging with my best gf - who also met her man on-line (like I did my hubby). She is getting married this weekend.
I dunno how long you've been committed but trust me when I tell you there was a time not too long ago when the bulk of my free time was spent reading this sort of tripe. Well, when I wasn't busy hanging with my best gf - who also met her man on-line (like I did my hubby). She is getting married this weekend.
needtogetarmy
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Nuts!! WTF?!?!
HI, IM LOOKING FOR A CONTRACT MARAGE..
I NEED MEDICAL REALLY REALLY BAD AND A LITTLE BIT OF MONEY.
I WOULD LIKE TO GO TO SCHOOL AND BECOME A CHEF.. I REALLY COULD USE A LITTLE OF THE MONEY YOU WILL BE MAKING OFF OF ME.. IF YOU DEPLOY YOU GET A 1000.00 A MONTH FOR ME PLUS YOU GET 900.00 FOR BAH AND ALSO ON INCOMTAXES..AND DEPENDING ON WHERE YOU GO IN IRAQ YOU GET A LITTLE MORE FOR BEING RED ZONE ... I GET A SGLI ALSO SO IF I PASS WHEN I AM MARRIED TO YOU MY FAMILY WILL BE OK
HI, IM LOOKING FOR A CONTRACT MARAGE..
I NEED MEDICAL REALLY REALLY BAD AND A LITTLE BIT OF MONEY.
I WOULD LIKE TO GO TO SCHOOL AND BECOME A CHEF.. I REALLY COULD USE A LITTLE OF THE MONEY YOU WILL BE MAKING OFF OF ME.. IF YOU DEPLOY YOU GET A 1000.00 A MONTH FOR ME PLUS YOU GET 900.00 FOR BAH AND ALSO ON INCOMTAXES..AND DEPENDING ON WHERE YOU GO IN IRAQ YOU GET A LITTLE MORE FOR BEING RED ZONE ... I GET A SGLI ALSO SO IF I PASS WHEN I AM MARRIED TO YOU MY FAMILY WILL BE OK
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Well if ANY GUY is facing deployment wich equals maybe death AND the ability to fuck foreign nani then a brother may as well get some QUALITY ASS state-side to maximize his bennies from Uncle SAm.... while he can get them before Barry cuts that shit off 'cause ya'll volunteered your shit before you got it blown up.
Am I the only one who is reading/seeing this?
Fuck me, I don't even have a cock.
.... or do I?!
IM 5'8 to 5'11
Am I missing something here?
Am I missing something here?
needtogetarmy
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I don't think you are looking for GI Joe just to get his medical benefits! lol
clearly the add is from someone who has never actually tried to use tricare off post...
on that note, plenty get married just for the extra paycheck...
losers
on that note, plenty get married just for the extra paycheck...
losers
whats sad is...her aspirations are so low...
a soldiers salary/bennies???...really?
you make an interesting point however musclemom
she knows her crap too...makes ya wonder if shes one of those broads that trolls for soldiers..the one entire units pass around
a soldiers salary/bennies???...really?
you make an interesting point however musclemom
she knows her crap too...makes ya wonder if shes one of those broads that trolls for soldiers..the one entire units pass around
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Interesting point of view, one that I do agree with.
I don't understand what she is doing though staying with a man that WON'T commit to her. Sorta makes you wonder....
Whether a guy goes for "this deal" there is no sex and he will be legally married. So let's say her man gets jealous or something and goes to seek the guy out to knock his block off for having the balls to *marry his girl*.
Tell me that a scenario like that ^^ ain't possible.
WTF does she mean, her man is military but he is *afraid* to marry her? WTF is he afraid of? And is that the type of guy you want defending your country?
Don't make too much sense to me.
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