Another brain-teaser

[HUGHJORGEN]

You are traveling down a path and come to a fork in the road. One fork leads to paradise, the other to certain death. Standing at the fork are 2 men: 1 that always lies, or misleads & one that always tells the truth, and you do not know which is which. You can only ask 1 question of one of the two men in order to make your decision.


What is the question you should ask??

 

[havoc]

Any of you motherfuckers got a joint?

 

[HUGHJORGEN]

Good answer my perpetually baked friend, but sadly not correct.

 

[havoc]

Good answer my perpetually baked friend, but sadly not correct.

I did not know the answer, so I chose that one. peace

 

[WODIN]

And a Light?

I know the answer but fuck it....

 

[GinNJuice]

Ask one of the blunt smokers to ask the other guy which way is to paridise.... when you get the answer from the first guy..... go the other route.

Give me karma now

 

[HUGHJORGEN]

Ask one of the blunt smokers to ask the other guy which way is to paridise.... when you get the answer from the first guy..... go the other route.

Give me karma now

close

 

[WODIN]

Just to really fuck with things...I think HughJOrgen is non other than Supersizeme. I have no proof of this...It's just something I want to stir shit up with.

 

[HappyScrappy]

you ask either of them what the other would say is the way to paradise. whichever you will ask, the answer you get will be the bad way - so go the other way.

 

[HappyScrappy]

HJ has said things in the past that I figured made him either Frorider or ssme - but I'm gonna always bet on black and say that it is really Martin Lawrence

 

[gymrat]

ask the man who lies which road to go down. He'll lie, so take the other road.

 

[HUGHJORGEN]

Just to really fuck with things...I think HughJOrgen is non other than Supersizeme. I have no proof of this...It's just something I want to stir shit up with.

Nope. Sorry but I am not SuperScrewsMe.

But I am flattered

 

[HappyScrappy]

ask the man who lies which road to go down. He'll lie, so take the other road.

if you knew which were which, then why not ask the man who tells the truth?

the idea is that you don't know who is who.

although if one is a Samoan, then you can be sure he will lie.

fucking bastards.

 

[havoc]

A man walks up to you and says - "everything I say to you is a lie."
Is he telling you the truth or is he lying?

 

[HappyScrappy]

Nope. Sorry but I am not SuperScrewsMe.

But I am flattered

does that make you an old pale man that looks like a famous baseball player?

I'm still holding tight to my Martin Lawrence theory.

 

[HappyScrappy]

A man walks up to you and says - "everything I say to you is a lie."
Is he telling you the truth or is he lying?

lol - that is the classic loop.

if he is telling the truth, then that means the phrase is a lie. which means that it is then true. which then means that it is false.

etc etc.

 

[HappyScrappy]

HJ - were you once obnoxious? lord knows I still am.

 

[Steroid_Virgin]

ask either man which path the other man would tell you to take, then take the opposite...

the reason is, you dont know which man tells the truth and which one lies.. if you ask the man who tells you the truth what the other man will say you will get the truth (which is the bad door), and you pick the other path... if you ask the man who lies, he will tell you opposite of the truth which is the bad path, and you pick the other path... so it doesnt matter which you ask, if you ask the quesion I posed, and take the opposite path you will be in paradise...

BOOOYAAAAA gimie karma

 

[HappyScrappy]

hmm - that would be what I already said up there donkeydick

 

[WODIN]

If it were Frorider the name would be something like

POOSTYLE
DUMPCOUNTER
LOADANALYSIS

 

[Steroid_Virgin]

hmm - that would be what I already said up there donkeydick

My bad, I never usually pay attention to your drivel...

 

[HappyScrappy]

My bad, I never usually pay attention to your drivel...

excellent choice

 

[HUGHJORGEN]

All this speculation about me has me all teary eyed. So here's a little insight

I spend most evenings hanging out with Todd Bridges, Leif Garrett and Traci Lords playing Yatzee and reliving our youths. Sometimes we put on reruns of the Starlight Vocal Band's show from the late 70's, or dance all night to Helen Reddy tunes.


My hobbies are materbating, masterbating to videos of myself masterbating, and nude street luge.

I am addicted to paint thinner, and roliads, and am generrally considered a sex symbol.

 

[havoc]

All this speculation about me has me all teary eyed. So here's a little insight

I spend most evenings hanging out with Todd Bridges, Leif Garrett and Traci Lords playing Yatzee and reliving our youths. Sometimes we put on reruns of the Starlight Vocal Band's show from the late 70's, or dance all night to Helen Reddy tunes.


My hobbies are materbating, masterbating to videos of myself masterbating, and nude street luge.

I am addicted to paint thinner, and roliads, and am generrally considered a sex symbol.

Pee Wee Herman is on the boards, fucking A.

 

[HUGHJORGEN]

Nah, never jerked off in a porno house in Sarasota.

But only cause I never had the chance!

 

[HappyScrappy]

masterbating to videos of myself masterbating

...

and am generrally considered a sex symbol.

1) hot like fire.

2) you sound special.

 

[HUGHJORGEN]

1) hot like fire.

2) you sound special.

Yes, I'm rubbing my nipples with a cheese grater as we speak!!

 

[Steroid_Virgin]

Yes, I'm rubbing my nipples with a cheese grater as we speak!!

you sound brilliant

 

[HUGHJORGEN]

Yup I am. It's amazing how mind expanding snorting Drano really is!

 

[gymrat]

Don't ask either. Just get directions from the nearest gas station.