Anna Kournikova back on the market

[rudeboyja]

She split with hubby. Just a matter of time until I tag it.............

 

[puddlemonkey]

She was married?

 

[gttnbig82]

She split with hubby. Just a matter of time until I tag it.............

No way bro, Im next...lol. Shes fuck gorgeous

 

[SoKlueles]

wasnt she with enrique iglaseus or whatever?

 

[rudeboyja]

She was married?

Yeah man. and you know when people become single again it is usually on..

 

[jackangel]

she was with federov or what

 

[rudeboyja]

wasnt she with enrique iglaseus or whatever?

Yep and apparently he had extra curricular booty lined up. Oh well. Ill be there to help her get thru it...

 

[SoKlueles]

well he had that huge mole on his face anyway
i bet he had to pluck long black hair out of it every morning
and when she kissed him i bet she got hair all in her teeth and stuff



ok that was gross

 

[KillahBee]

a) I told her she was beautiful once when I was like 16. She just looked at me and walked away

b) I've seen her a few times with the "just woke up" morning face and, trust me on this one, it's actually quite bad. still, I'd eat the corn outta her shit and I don't even like corn

 

[jackangel]

well he had that huge mole on his face anyway
i bet he had to pluck long black hair out of it every morning
and when she kissed him i bet she got hair all in her teeth and stuff



ok that was gross

you're gross, fatneck.

 

[SoKlueles]

you're gross, fatneck.

my neck is not fat jack ass

 

[fistfullofsteel]

he had the mole removed long time ago. facial plastic surgeons can get rid of most moles on your face pretty easily, no reason to have any blemishes on your face. not that expensive either.

 

[rudeboyja]

a) I told her she was beautiful once when I was like 16. She just looked at me and walked away

Well then just for you i'm gonna plow that better than you snooty attitude right out of her. Good to see you had some heart as a 16 year old. You probably live in the same world as me where I believe I could get her if I ever saw her.

 

[perkele]

Is Jennifer Capriati still free?

Just askin'