Andy Dick arrested (mug shot)

[perkele]

lol, a serial killer of the week-look.

Here's the story:

Andy Dick lives up to his surname after getting arrested early Tuesday outside the Buffalo Wild Wings Grill & Bar in Murrieta, Calif., after allegedly lifting a 17-year-old girl’s top in the parking lot.

The 42-year-old comedian was held on felony charges of sexual battery, possession of a controlled substance, possession of marijuana and public intoxication. He was released on $5,000 bail.

“Dick walked up to the 17-year-old female victim, grabbed her tank top and bra and pulled them down and exposed her breasts,” the policed statement said. “Marijuana and Xanax were found in Andy Dick’s pants pockets.”

Last year, he was cited in Columbus, Ohio, for urinating in public.

 

[BlueBird]

He's not really a blonde, is he?

 

[timtim]

why is this guy famous again?

 

[BNG]

Real first name is Justanother

 

[eddymerckx]

Real first name is Justanother

lol

i thought he was anyway

 

[swole]

lol i kinda like him

 

[eddymerckx]

lol i kinda like him

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

 

[Lestat]

I've partied with him before, helped him score coke.

 

[HAYEZ]

funny shit....what would posses him to rip a girls shirt off is beyond me but im sure she will be ahppy with the settlement...even though the whore probally already on girls gone wild....lmao

 

[PICK3]

I've partied with him before, helped him score coke.

I bet you have

 

[eddymerckx]

lucky he did not do it in colorado--b/c she was younger than 18 + the age difference = child molestor---

 

[chewyxrage]

lol, that's hilarious he had weed on him, musta been drunk and xanied out of his mind...

He prolly thought she was older, lmao!

 

[chewyxrage]

regardless I want to hang out with this guy....

 

[Lestat]

True story.

I'm in college, 1995-1996 school year but I don't remember the exact month.

Andy Dick is booked to do a comedy gig at my college, its free to see, paid for by student body funds.

I'm not involved at all in the production, but I showed up to watch because a friend of mine said he was funny, I had no clue who this dude was.

He gets on stage and looks drunk/high or both, he's not very funny, he's saying all kinds of bad things about the colllege how its too preppy, lots of asians, etc. He's dropping F-bombs every other word.

he gets pulled off stage and told his services are done! (he got paid of course).

So my buddy rolls to the side of the stage and catches him before he leaves, he was just standing around with one other guy who he seemed to know and didn't look like a college student.

my friend says what's up, and andy dick says something like 'hey bro do you know where we can get any yayo?' my friend is clueless! history major, doesn't drink much, no weed, no blow, nothing... I said "Pacific Beach!" I had no clue really but I knew that was a party part of town.

So we roll out in my friend's car, a small old school corolla. Andy and his buddy in the back seat and the break out a huge sack of weed! I wasn't into weed at all then and was nervous but we weren't about to tell them no. They are back there blazing like no tomorrow. We roll to Pacific Beach which is where there are tons of bars, smoke shops, etc. But once there we don't know what to do, Andy is clueless and sorta irritable, he thought we were going to a house to make a connect. We get out for a bit, its weird because NO ONE recognized him. Also, I thought he was gay for sure the way he spoke and his mannerisms.

We get back in the car and drive somewhere else with no real goal. Andy is trying to show off and says he can call howard stern, that he has his personal number. I said I was a huge fan so he calls but it goes to his machine/voicemail which he let me hear but I couldn't see the number and I didn't speak on the message, Andy left a near incoherant message about how San diego sucks.

Interesting night for sure but I wasn't impressed at all by Andy, he seems to not really give a fuck and was just using us for the ride.

 

[PICK3]

True story.

I'm in college, 1995-1996 school year but I don't remember the exact month.

Andy Dick is booked to do a comedy gig at my college, its free to see, paid for by student body funds.

I'm not involved at all in the production, but I showed up to watch because a friend of mine said he was funny, I had no clue who this dude was.

He gets on stage and looks drunk/high or both, he's not very funny, he's saying all kinds of bad things about the colllege how its too preppy, lots of asians, etc. He's dropping F-bombs every other word.

he gets pulled off stage and told his services are done! (he got paid of course).

So my buddy rolls to the side of the stage and catches him before he leaves, he was just standing around with one other guy who he seemed to know and didn't look like a college student.

my friend says what's up, and andy dick says something like 'hey bro do you know where we can get any yayo?' my friend is clueless! history major, doesn't drink much, no weed, no blow, nothing... I said "Pacific Beach!" I had no clue really but I knew that was a party part of town.

So we roll out in my friend's car, a small old school corolla. Andy and his buddy in the back seat and the break out a huge sack of weed! I wasn't into weed at all then and was nervous but we weren't about to tell them no. They are back there blazing like no tomorrow. We roll to Pacific Beach which is where there are tons of bars, smoke shops, etc. But once there we don't know what to do, Andy is clueless and sorta irritable, he thought we were going to a house to make a connect. We get out for a bit, its weird because NO ONE recognized him. Also, I thought he was gay for sure the way he spoke and his mannerisms.

We get back in the car and drive somewhere else with no real goal. Andy is trying to show off and says he can call howard stern, that he has his personal number. I said I was a huge fan so he calls but it goes to his machine/voicemail which he let me hear but I couldn't see the number and I didn't speak on the message, Andy left a near incoherant message about how San diego sucks.

Interesting night for sure but I wasn't impressed at all by Andy, he seems to not really give a fuck and was just using us for the ride.

I figured you knew A. Dick

 

[Razorguns]

I havne't met a single person who's liked him. His lack of a career nowadays kinda reflects that. He gets his ass kicked so much it's not funny (haters: go to tmz.com)

r

 

[chewyxrage]

True story.

I'm in college, 1995-1996 school year but I don't remember the exact month.

Andy Dick is booked to do a comedy gig at my college, its free to see, paid for by student body funds.

I'm not involved at all in the production, but I showed up to watch because a friend of mine said he was funny, I had no clue who this dude was.

He gets on stage and looks drunk/high or both, he's not very funny, he's saying all kinds of bad things about the colllege how its too preppy, lots of asians, etc. He's dropping F-bombs every other word.

he gets pulled off stage and told his services are done! (he got paid of course).

So my buddy rolls to the side of the stage and catches him before he leaves, he was just standing around with one other guy who he seemed to know and didn't look like a college student.

my friend says what's up, and andy dick says something like 'hey bro do you know where we can get any yayo?' my friend is clueless! history major, doesn't drink much, no weed, no blow, nothing... I said "Pacific Beach!" I had no clue really but I knew that was a party part of town.

So we roll out in my friend's car, a small old school corolla. Andy and his buddy in the back seat and the break out a huge sack of weed! I wasn't into weed at all then and was nervous but we weren't about to tell them no. They are back there blazing like no tomorrow. We roll to Pacific Beach which is where there are tons of bars, smoke shops, etc. But once there we don't know what to do, Andy is clueless and sorta irritable, he thought we were going to a house to make a connect. We get out for a bit, its weird because NO ONE recognized him. Also, I thought he was gay for sure the way he spoke and his mannerisms.

We get back in the car and drive somewhere else with no real goal. Andy is trying to show off and says he can call howard stern, that he has his personal number. I said I was a huge fan so he calls but it goes to his machine/voicemail which he let me hear but I couldn't see the number and I didn't speak on the message, Andy left a near incoherant message about how San diego sucks.

Interesting night for sure but I wasn't impressed at all by Andy, he seems to not really give a fuck and was just using us for the ride.

lol, star struck? shoulda took advantage of his ass...assume anyone knew him back then....fuck. Weird story... I'd be pissed too if I got lead on...