anabolicmd

[IhateOsama]

I think your full of shit!

I took your advice and injected into my anus 1OOO cc's of Deca Var using a 1 gauge needle. Because you said it would hit my bloodstream faster from my butthole. Well all I ended up with was a bloody injection mess that stunk like pig shit. I even aspirated when I first stuck my colon like you said! God dam that hurt like fuck. I still can't sit down jerkoff. I even shoved some dry ice up my ass to bring down the swelling. Water and blood just keep leaking out my manhole and my anus is cold as fuck. Im having to wear Depends so I dont leak all over the place right now. My girlfriend is laughing at me and calling me a pussy. What gives Man? I thought you were legit MD.

Your dead to me asshole!

PS the rest of you guess can fuck off if you try to flame me. I just got some bad advice that's all I'm not an idiot. This is between him and me.

Well its been about 10 minutes now.

Whats wrong anabolicmd are you scared? Just you wait when I heal and I don't have to wear my Depends anymore. I just got off the phone from my regular Doc and he said to me you probably are not a medical doctor.

He wanted me to come to his office and take some photos for some medical books or something (He was hard to understand becuase people in the background where laughing for some reason) but I said fuck that I have to give that anabolicmd jerkoff a piece of my mind.

15 minutes now.

This shit wont stop bleeding I'm going to the ER just in case! My girlfriend wont take me, that bitch! I'm just going to walk to the ER it only about 6 blocks. I can't wear any clothes over the Depends but I don't give a fuck it's not like people have never seen a buff guy in diapers before. When I get back I will deal with you later asswipe.

 

[argent]

I am going to refrain from saying anything but

bump

 

[IhateOsama]

I am going to refrain from saying anything but

bump

That's smart of you after the hell I have experienced. I'm in no mood for punk posts. It's not looking good for me. My only option may be a colon transplant now. To get you all up to speed this is what happened to me yesterday.

Ok so I walking down the sidewalk in my bloody, wet man diapers slowly but I was making good progress. After two blocks a came apon alley that was full of bum's drinking Night-train and Thunderbird. I then started to black out from the blood loss. Last thing I heard was, "Pull that Cold thing out of his ass I get him firt." Next thing I know I wake up with my bloody man diapers pulled up over my head and the police and medics standing over me! I kept hearing " Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ, there must have been 50 bums that DP'd his bloody ass or was it a couple of bull elephants giving him a bukkake shower ha ha." Next thing I know I'm into a ambulance and I black out again.

I wake up again and some doc has his hands up my ass saying, "He has massive tearing in the Colon walls I'm not sure if we can save it or not. I jump up startled WTF why do you have your fist up my ass. Keep in mind I'm squirming around and dragging him with his hand still in my ass (like a male dog screwing a female dog and the dogs penis swells up and gets stuck and drags her around). Then the doc start screaming, "sedate, him sedate him so I can get my hand out of his ass." Then all the docs held me down and right when the nurse was going to jab me I moved and I got it up the butt again.

4 hours later I get the bad news that my Colon has been pushed to the limit and without a Colon transplant Im not going to have a poopshoot ever again. The good news is that the docs told me that my colon intestines are the cleanest they have ever seen and I dont have any corn in my shit. Anyways my girlfriend still has not showed up to the hospital. I don't know why? I called and she said OMG I will be right over. At least they have given me internet access with my vertical hospital bed with an ass cut out. So anabolicmd jerkoff I still hold you responsible. Colon or not I'm still going to sue and kick your ass for your so called advice.

 

[Kaksback]

this cant be a real thread

 

[IhateOsama]

this cant be a real thread

You think this is funny. Why don't you go put some more Yohimburn on your man boobs. Better yet why don't you go back Kak.

 

[jackangel]

Too far to go for a laugh. I didn't read it, but I'll take the time to disparage your efforts.

 

[IhateOsama]

Too far to go for a laugh. I didn't read it, but I'll take the time to disparage your efforts.

I dont want you to read it and its not funny. I want anabolicmd to respond. He wont answer his PM's. So you can shove your down thumb where the sun don't shine Ebert style.

Well I will have to wait again for anabolicmd. I have to get my ass bandages changed.

 

[Huge Brother]

This is so funny,you are GAY aren't you.

You like mens bums dont you?

i bet you touch your pet cat up and then rub yourself dont you.

all i can say is LOL HA HA HA

 

[HULKSTER]

HugeBrother, hulksterrr, SofaRon, IhateOsama, RussianPower and anabolicmd are all the same people. I was able to check the ISP on all the usernames. This moron wasn't even smart enough to use a proxy server. Now the hard part is comparing that ISP to the ISP of other usernames I think are behind this, but the problem is to first get the ISPs of the people who I suspect are behind this crap....this will take a while, but I am already half-way there.

 

[Huge Brother]

you go champ.

your gay community must be proud!

u don't have my isp's as they are cloaked, im not at stupid.

although i did set my nostril hair on fire when i tried to smell the flames on my bonfire.