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A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and
the cab driver won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't
want to offend you".
She answers, " My son, you cannot offend me. When
you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get
a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that
there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about
that:
#1, you have to be single and
#2, you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm
single and Catholic!"
"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would
make a hooker blush. But when t hey get back on the road, the cab
driver
starts crying.
"My dear child," said the nun, why are you crying?"
"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied. I must confess,
I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm
going to a Halloween party."
the cab driver won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't
want to offend you".
She answers, " My son, you cannot offend me. When
you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get
a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that
there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about
that:
#1, you have to be single and
#2, you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm
single and Catholic!"
"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would
make a hooker blush. But when t hey get back on the road, the cab
driver
starts crying.
"My dear child," said the nun, why are you crying?"
"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied. I must confess,
I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm
going to a Halloween party."
