An E-mail I Got . . .

[bigguns7]

TWO TOUGH QUESTIONS:

Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis; would you recommend that she have an abortion?
Read the next question before scrolling down for the answer to
question 1.

Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and your vote counts. Here
are the facts about the three leading candidates:

Candidate A: Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with Astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B: He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon,
used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C: He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and hasn't had any extramarital affairs.

Which of these candidates would be your choice?
*Candidate A was Franklin D. Roosevelt
*Candidate B was Winston Churchill
* Candidate C was Adolph Hitler

And by the way, the answer to the abortion question:
If you said yes, you just killed Beethoven.

 

[the nature boy]

I guess in that case I'd be saying Zeig Heil and listening to N'Sync.

 

[p0ink]

i remember watching some special on hitler, and he supposedly had an affair with his cousin (i think). but when she fell in love with someone else, he had her killed and the guy.

 

[GinNJuice]

I also heard that Hitler was gay......... not that there is anything wrong with that

 

[gettinlarger]

I read he liked women pissing and shitting on him.

Honest to God. I did read this.

 

[JohnyJuice]

i remember watching some special on hitler, and he supposedly had an affair with his cousin (i think). but when she fell in love with someone else, he had her killed and the guy.

Who says Hitler wasnt a reasonable guy.