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feisty11975
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went to his doctor for his annual check-up.
>The doctor asks him how he's feeling.
>
>The 80-year-old says, "I've never felt better, I now have a 20
>year-old bride who is pregnant with my child.
>
>What do you think about that?"
>
>The doctor considers his question for a minute and then begins.
>"I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid trophy hunter
>and never misses a season.
>
>One day, when he was going out hunting, he was in a bit of a hurry and
>accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun.
>When he got to the creek, he saw a prime beaver sitting beside the
>stream of water. He raised his cane and went 'bang, bang'.
>Suddenly, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead.
>What do you think of that?"
>
>The 80-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else pumped a couple of rounds
>into that beaver."
>
>The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
>The doctor asks him how he's feeling.
>
>The 80-year-old says, "I've never felt better, I now have a 20
>year-old bride who is pregnant with my child.
>
>What do you think about that?"
>
>The doctor considers his question for a minute and then begins.
>"I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid trophy hunter
>and never misses a season.
>
>One day, when he was going out hunting, he was in a bit of a hurry and
>accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun.
>When he got to the creek, he saw a prime beaver sitting beside the
>stream of water. He raised his cane and went 'bang, bang'.
>Suddenly, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead.
>What do you think of that?"
>
>The 80-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else pumped a couple of rounds
>into that beaver."
>
>The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
