AMATEUR PSYCHOLOGISTS....analyze this DATING story

[Sassy69]

Matt -

This is what you call "mental masturbation". Except since it has been posted for group discussion, I guess its sort of a "mental circle jerk" sort of thing. Come on Matt, don't waste your time. You know where the fun is and you know how to get it. So put down your hand and let's get jiggy!

 

[GoldenDelicious]

So you say that when she calls him "daddy", there's a hidden meaning?

yep. her healthy, girlish sexual desire for someone fun, outgoing, handsome, and carefree is struggling with her biological need to find a capable father for her spawn, in the form of our stuffy, new-money rich, trophy hunting, custom pinstripe pant inducing, random villa purchasing, abrasive-on-AIM, abrupt and standoffish self proclaimed master of the universe, matt

(70% of the above is bullshit, ill let you figure out which bits )

 

[superqt4u2nv]

LOL


......good point.


Are you this funny in real life?

Have to wait and see

 

[GoldenDelicious]

lol as if qt has conversations in real life

"hi, my name is....WOW your arms are huge! you wanna get naked?"

 

[GoldenDelicious]

omg im having a vision....i see my future....i see....i see....a fish!

 

[superqt4u2nv]

lol as if qt has conversations in real life

"hi, my name is....WOW your arms are huge! you wanna get naked?"

 

[GoldenDelicious]

and this weeks lotto numbers are...15, 26, 37...

 

[Testosterone boy]

Eh....she is not your type.

 

[WODIN]

This is the best relationship thread ever.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

and this weeks lotto numbers are...15, 26, 37...

Cheeky thing