Am I asking for to much...

[NJjuice22]

all i want is a tall brunette, who has a pretty face,nice booty, somewhat smart, isnt a slut and will laugh at my jokes...is that so much to ask for.

 

[wootoom]

your geigh

 

[velvett]

Sorry, I'm taken.

 

[PICK3]

all i want is a tall brunette, who has a pretty face,nice booty, somewhat smart, isnt a slut and will laugh at my jokes...is that so much to ask for.

Yeah ... you're asking for too much. You went overboard when you included, "isn't a slut".

 

[strangebrew]

Sorry, I'm taken.

I thought you were short?

 

[GoldenDelicious]

look in the mirror - does the guy you see have what it takes to pull and hold a girl like that?

theres lots out there, you just have to do, and be, what it takes

 

[showtime2004]

Sounds like my girl....except my girl is a slut.

 

[The Shadow]

Sounds like my girl....except my girl is a slut.

DAMN


LOL

 

[strangebrew]

Sounds like my girl....except my girl is a slut.

Yeah, she is.

 

[NJjuice22]

look in the mirror - does the guy you see have what it takes to pull and hold a girl like that?

of course. based on just looks i can get that type for sure....however my personality thats a different story.

 

[velvett]

I thought you were short?

I guess I'd be the short end of tall.

I'm 5'7"

 

[strangebrew]

I guess I'd be the short end of tall.

I'm 5'7"

Hmm, whenever I picture you naked, you're short.

Oh, well.

 

[NJjuice22]

I guess I'd be the short end of tall.

I'm 5'7"

thats the perfect height...tall to me is 5'6 -5'10 ...any taller is usually goofy.



p.s...Velvett, i would date you but I dont like cats..sorry.

 

[PICK3]

Sounds like my girl....except my girl is a slut.

I like that quality in a girl.

 

[velvett]

thats the perfect height...tall to me is 5'6 -5'10 ...any taller is usually goofy.



p.s...Velvett, i would date you but I dont like cats..sorry.

Teehee


I love dogs.
Big slobbery one and some little yappers.

My mom has my doggie (SOOOOOOOOOOOOOB) he's living a better life, he has doggie company and room to run but he's an old man, gonna be 15 this July.

 

[ohashi]

and will laugh at my jokes...i

There is "high expectations," and then there is "impossible," bro.

 

[DIVISION]

all i want is a tall brunette, who has a pretty face,nice booty, somewhat smart, isnt a slut and will laugh at my jokes...is that so much to ask for.

Does she have to be Italian or does it matter?




DIV

 

[NJjuice22]

Does she have to be Italian or does it matter?




DIV

i dont care about race, im only half italian..did u know that...im also cuban, if i could put both flags i would.I was raised by (and i look more italian than spanish) my italian side , the cuban side all lived in miami so I guess in a way i feel more italian.

 

[DIVISION]

i dont care about race, im only half italian..did u know that...im also cuban, if i could put both flags i would.

I've got a few Italian broads in my stable, I can spare one if you'd like.

I doubt she'd laugh at your jokes, though......



DIV

 

[NJjuice22]

I've got a few Italian broads in my stable, I can spare one if you'd like.

I doubt she'd laugh at your jokes, though......



DIV

i think you guys got it a little wrong..i am by no means desperate..i can go through my phone and call about 10 girls right now who would love to go out with me, but they arent my type to date for one reason or another...im picky bor..not desperate..thats why i been single for a year almost. these tricks i meet when i go dont interest me when it comes down to seriously dating.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

...im picky bor..not desperate..

Then STFU.

 

[ohashi]

i think you guys got it a little wrong..i am by no means desperate..

No, I think we have it pretty right.

 

[DIVISION]

i think you guys got it a little wrong..i am by no means desperate..i can go through my phone and call about 10 girls right now who would love to go out with me, but they arent my type to date for one reason or another...im picky bor..not desperate..thats why i been single for a year almost. these tricks i meet when i go dont interest me when it comes down to seriously dating.

I feel you, ItalianoCubano....

I am picky as well, but I also am not "searching" for a longterm relationship either. Trust me, holmes......stop looking and just relax and chill for a minute.

You won't find the type of girl you want at a club or any sleazy place like that, you'll most likely run in to her at the library, supermarket, or even the gym perhaps. People meet by coincidence when they aren't expecting it.

I think you're wanting a relationship too much, and that reeks of desperation and women can see that from a mile away. Stop giving a shit so much and you'll begin to meet the women who fit your ideal of style and substance.





DIV

 

[dirty~d~]

I don't have cats, but I'm taken.

 

[NJjuice22]

I think you're wanting a relationship too much, and that reeks of desperation and women can see that from a mile away. Stop giving a shit so much and you'll begin to meet the women who fit your ideal of style and substance.

DIV

i feel what your saying, but i only typed this shit on the internet..i know how to play the game, i dont let the ladies know what im thinking. my whole point is that i havent been happy with the type of ladies I been meeting..thats it.

 

[dirty~d~]

i feel what your saying, but i only typed this shit on the internet..i know how to play the game, i dont let the ladies know what im thinking. my whole point is that i havent been happy with the type of ladies I been meeting..thats it.

It sounds like you need to move.

 

[flowerz]

all i want is a tall brunette, who has a pretty face,nice booty, somewhat smart, isnt a slut and will laugh at my jokes...is that so much to ask for.

No. Now go find her.

 

[gonelifting]

I think it's the Jersey bro. Ever go somewhere else and find women to be a lot better, nicer, easier to talk to? I have. NJ sucks for men. I'm glad I'm not in the race anymore.

Also, since you're dating a lot of biddies, maybe you should change your plan. It might be in the approach that you're getting the deadbeats. Go into unchartered territiories. Places where you'd never thought you'd go. Older women, handicapped, Seashellish, stuff like that. You never know.

 

[NJjuice22]

I think it's the Jersey bro. Ever go somewhere else and find women to be a lot better, nicer, easier to talk to? I have. NJ sucks for men. I'm glad I'm not in the race anymore.

Also, since you're dating a lot of biddies, maybe you should change your plan. It might be in the approach that you're getting the deadbeats. Go into unchartered territiories. Places where you'd never thought you'd go. Older women, handicapped, Seashellish, stuff like that. You never know.

that is some good advice right there..me likey seashellish women.

 

[DIVISION]

i feel what your saying, but i only typed this shit on the internet..i know how to play the game, i dont let the ladies know what im thinking. my whole point is that i havent been happy with the type of ladies I been meeting..thats it.

So change the scenery, then.......

The answer is obvious, bro.




DIV

 

[GoldenDelicious]

of course. based on just looks i can get that type for sure....however my personality thats a different story.

speed dating borbor

how can you people think velv is short? she always came across to me as one of those tallish, really well made people

of course, i did see the photos

 

[showtime2004]

Yeah, she is.

Hey...shut up.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

speed dating borbor

how can you people think velv is short? she always came across to me as one of those tallish, really well made people

of course, i did see the photos

I kinda figured she'd be short. Middle-Easterners always seem to be short.

 

[Rex]

I think it's the Jersey bro. Ever go somewhere else and find women to be a lot better, nicer, easier to talk to? I have. NJ sucks for men. I'm glad I'm not in the race anymore.

I saw a t-shirt that read "Jersey girls aren't trash...trash gets picked up." :frlol: I'll mess around with them, but most of NJ broads fail the Bronx Tale test off the rip.

I never planned on marrying strictly an Italian girl. Besides, blue and green eyes captivate me. My buddy is pressured to though, but I'm a mix of Italian, Irish, and mama-dukes has some Polish in those veins also. I don't have those problems. Nor do I want them.

 

[rnch]

look in the mirror - does the guy you see have what it takes to pull and hold a girl like that?

theres lots out there, you just have to do, and be, what it takes

he didn't mention "girl" in his wish list........

 

[Sub-Zero]

all i want is someone who caresa bout me

 

[NJjuice22]

i h ate it when i make a thread and it just wont die.

 

[rnch]

jes foikin' wid ja, bra!

 

[NJjuice22]

jes foikin' wid ja, bra!

i know i know..its all good.. i just wish the threads i make when im home drunk and depressed would just die and go away.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

bump

 

[Sub-Zero]

i have no friends, that is all

 

[wutangnomo]

all i want is a tall brunette, who has a pretty face,nice booty, somewhat smart, isnt a slut and will laugh at my jokes...is that so much to ask for.

And isn't pale ass ghostly looking. Nice olive skin complexion = yummy.

 

[NJjuice22]

And isn't pale ass ghostly looking. Nice olive skin complexion = yummy.

true dat..dont have to be necessarily tan but not like that pale goth look..thats just nasty.

 

[wutangnomo]

true dat..dont have to be necessarily tan but not like that pale goth look..thats just nasty.

Yeah I prefer 'em to have colour lol.

Division don't even start! ha ha

 

[DIVISION]

And isn't pale ass ghostly looking. Nice olive skin complexion = yummy.

I have olive complected women all around me all the time.......it's just not something I find attractive or exotic.

I like Italian women for a completely different reason, but even in them I prefer pale skin.

This is where we split like two pins at the end of lane, Wu-Wu.......




DIV

 

[wutangnomo]

Yeah I prefer 'em to have colour lol.

Division don't even start! ha ha

Pale..... shudders...

 

[NJjuice22]

I have olive complected women all around me all the time.......it's just not something I find attractive or exotic.



DIV

are you dyslexic

 

[DIVISION]

Pale..... shudders...

Imagine this:

A beautiful pale chick...jet black hair, dark brown eyes......same skin tone all over her body.....doesn't need makeup.

When she spreads her legs you see the raw contrast between her thick bush and milky white thighs....which mirrors the same contrasts all over her body....dark to light, light to dark.......no inbetween. You'd think her skin would be ice cold, devoid of heat, but it's burning white hot.....that shit sets me off. I get lost in her skin....I lose myself.....

....between my mouth devouring her dark thick divide and her hands behind my head pulling me hard up against her bucking hips, all I can think of is dominating the moment and making it mine.



You feel me on this, Wu-Wu?

"Keep it gangsta......for the kids, nugga......for the kids...."






DIV

 

[NJjuice22]

Imagine this:



When she spreads her legs you see the raw contrast between her thick bush


DIV

i think i'll pass on that

 

[DIVISION]

i think i'll pass on that

That's what makes me unique, nugga.....

I like a thick raw jungle ......dark, thick, off the chain~!~!~!!




DIV

 

[wutangnomo]

Imagine this:

A beautiful pale chick...jet black hair, dark brown eyes......same skin tone all over her body.....doesn't need makeup.

When she spreads her legs you see the raw contrast between her thick bush and milky white thighs....which mirrors the same contrasts all over her body....dark to light, light to dark.......no inbetween. You'd think her skin would be ice cold, devoid of heat, but it's burning white hot.....that shit sets me off. I get lost in her skin....I lose myself.....

....between my mouth devouring her dark thick divide and her hands behind my head pulling me hard up against her bucking hips, all I can think of is dominating the moment and making it mine.

You feel me on this, Wu-Wu?

"Keep it gangsta......for the kids, nugga......for the kids...."

DIV

I'm gonna hurl!

Div I have imagined it and experienced it and that is the nastiest shit to the point of being the anti-viagra. Pale chick with jet black hair is the worst combination you can ask for, as that'll only emphasize her ghostly attributes.

You can stop right there at the thick bush and milky white thighs (*cringes*), unless you are trying to get me to throw up my bbq dinner all over my keyboard.

A chick that is pale is a chick without colour, which makes her seem lifeless. I'd feel like I'm sleeping with a corpse.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Imagine this:

A beautiful pale chick...jet black hair, dark brown eyes......same skin tone all over her body.....doesn't need makeup.

When she spreads her legs you see the raw contrast between her thick bush and milky white thighs....which mirrors the same contrasts all over her body....dark to light, light to dark.......no inbetween. You'd think her skin would be ice cold, devoid of heat, but it's burning white hot.....that shit sets me off. I get lost in her skin....I lose myself.....

....between my mouth devouring her dark thick divide and her hands behind my head pulling me hard up against her bucking hips, all I can think of is dominating the moment and making it mine.



You feel me on this, Wu-Wu?

"Keep it gangsta......for the kids, nugga......for the kids...."






DIV

Wow, that woke me up like an expressio...

 

[tiger88]

i got a few avaliable

 

[NJjuice22]

i got a few avaliable

i'd hit it.

 

[DIVISION]

I'm gonna hurl!

Div I have imagined it and experienced it and that is the nastiest shit to the point of being the anti-viagra. Pale chick with jet black hair is the worst combination you can ask for, as that'll only emphasize her ghostly attributes.

You can stop right there at the thick bush and milky white thighs (*cringes*), unless you are trying to get me to throw up my bbq dinner all over my keyboard.

A chick that is pale is a chick without colour, which makes her seem lifeless. I'd feel like I'm sleeping with a corpse.

Evidently you missed the part about her skin feeling white hot!

That's what makes it all the more exciting for me, she looks like she'd be ice cold to the touch, yet she's burning up.....that shit gets me rocked and swolled.

Feel me, Wu-Wu?

Wow, that woke me up like an expressio...

Pale women are a drug....





DIV

 

[Agathe]

I found one like that, I'm not sure about the slut part though. To most peoples standards she's far from a slut but for me it's way too many obviously.

 

[DIVISION]

I found one like that, I'm not sure about the slut part though. To most peoples standards she's far from a slut but for me it's way too many obviously.

How many has she had?

How many guys?

How many times?




DIV

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Pale women are a drug....

I love Irish looking women. Pale skin, red hair, green/blue eyes.

 

[DIVISION]

I love Irish looking women. Pale skin, red hair, green/blue eyes.

I met an Irish girl awhile back who was not that typical look.....she was pale with black hair and black eyes.....not the Nicole Kidman look at all.

I went straight up to her and complemented her on her gorgeous complexion, she went absolute ga-ga!

Kidman has a graceful beauty about her, but she's just not my flavor.





DIV

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

I met an Irish girl awhile back who was not that typical look.....she was pale with black hair and black eyes.....not the Nicole Kidman look at all.

I went straight up to her and complemented her on her gorgeous complexion, she went absolute ga-ga!

Kidman has a graceful beauty about her, but she's just not my flavor.





DIV

I love Kidman's look. Curly red hair

 

[DIVISION]

I love Kidman's look. Curly red hair

Could you please her sexually?



DIV

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Could you please her sexually?



DIV

I have no clue...

 

[DIVISION]

I have no clue...

DIV

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

DIV

Why the ?
Am I supposed to give an emphatic, overzealous, uber-mucho "YES!!" ?
I know nothing of women, sex, pleasing nothing and no one besides myself.
Not even enough insite to extrapolate a quess.

 

[DIVISION]

Why the ?
Am I supposed to give an emphatic, overzealous, uber-mucho "YES!!?
I know nothing of women, sex, pleasing nothing and no one besides myself.
Not even enough insite to extrapolate a quess.

Sometimes I just feel sorry for you, Cripsetter........

that's all.....




DIV

 

[Agathe]

How many has she had?

How many guys?

How many times?




DIV

Check the other thread I made

She was with about 4-5 guys Including me. As for how many times has she did it , well damn if I got a penny for everytime I banged my girl I'd be a rich man. So I cant really blame her for it. 2 out of those 5 dudes was a one time thing.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Sometimes I just feel sorry for you, Cripsetter........

that's all.....




DIV

Oh, thought you ment something else....

 

[Scotsman]

One time I told my friends that all I wanted was a tall blonde who's smart and has tattoos. A week later a 6'4" blonde with tats and a great mind asked me out. So now you aren't asking for too much.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Agathe]

dude, 6'4?

 

[Scotsman]

dude, 6'4?

Yep it was awesome, She was 2" taller than me barefoot and then she put on high heels and was about 8" taller than me.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Agathe]

holly shit, Im 6'5 and I wouldnt wanna date anyone over 5"10

5'10 is prolly the perfect height for a girl. At least for me it is. I have seen some hot 6'1 -6'3 girls.

 

[Scotsman]

holly shit, Im 6'5 and I wouldnt wanna date anyone over 5"10

5'10 is prolly the perfect height for a girl. At least for me it is. I have seen some hot 6'1 -6'3 girls.

I like really tall chicks. Besides she was a volleyball player and I love that bodystyle. I pretty much enforce the 5'8" minimum on girls.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[redguru]

One time I told my friends that all I wanted was a tall blonde who's smart and has tattoos. A week later a 6'4" blonde with tats and a great mind asked me out. So now you aren't asking for too much.

Cheers,
Scotsman

H'mm, no Adam's Apple and husky voice?

 

[flowerz]

Imagine this:

A beautiful pale chick...jet black hair, dark brown eyes......same skin tone all over her body.....doesn't need makeup.

When she spreads her legs you see the raw contrast between her thick bush and milky white thighs....which mirrors the same contrasts all over her body....dark to light, light to dark.......no inbetween. You'd think her skin would be ice cold, devoid of heat, but it's burning white hot.....that shit sets me off. I get lost in her skin....I lose myself.....

....between my mouth devouring her dark thick divide and her hands behind my head pulling me hard up against her bucking hips, all I can think of is dominating the moment and making it mine.



You feel me on this, Wu-Wu?

"Keep it gangsta......for the kids, nugga......for the kids...."






DIV

''When she spreads her legs you see the raw contrast between her thick bush and milky white thighs''....''I lose myself between my mouth devouring her dark thick divide and her hands behind my head pulling me hard up against her bucking hips...''

You would eat out a girl with a thick bush?

 

[DIVISION]

You would eat out a girl with a thick bush?

I pretty much demand it grown out thick......gotta have it like that.

A woman's bush adds to my excitement, makes the experience all that much more animalistic to me. I like the feel of it against my face when I'm devouring her. Obviously there's some negotiation in a relationship, but I won't settle for a patch or landing strip......I need at least a triangle.....the thicker, the better.

It's one of the few things that I'm pretty set on.




DIV

 

[Dunk]

I pretty much demand it grown out thick......gotta have it like that.

A woman's bush adds to my excitement, makes the experience all that much more animalistic to me. I like the feel of it against my face when I'm devouring her. Obviously there's some negotiation in a relationship, but I won't settle for a patch or landing strip......I need at least a triangle.....the thicker, the better.

It's one of the few things that I'm pretty set on.




DIV

 

[Scotsman]

H'mm, no Adam's Apple and husky voice?

No she looked almost like a model just a little more muscular as she was an athlete.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

dude, 6'4?

.

 

[DIVISION]

Don't hate! Appreciate.........

Evidently you've never had the luxury of seeing an Italian girl's thick bush when she let's grow off the chain....eh?

Italian women get THICK!!!!!!




DIV

 

[Dunk]

Don't hate! Appreciate.........

Evidently you've never had the luxury of seeing an Italian girl's thick bush when she let's grow off the chain....eh?

Italian women get THICK!!!!!!




DIV

i like it neat. if i showed you pics of my ex's fully waxed cooch with a little landing strip youde change your ways.

 

[Gambino]

you are asking for too much here...http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showpost.php?p=4842256&postcount=34

 

[NJjuice22]

you are asking for too much here...http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showpost.php?p=4842256&postcount=34

if you seen the tang i pull my man..you would hate me.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

if you seen the tang i pull my man..you would hate me.

I hate you

 

[NJjuice22]

I hate you

are you really this miserable or is this just your shtick .

 

[Gambino]

if you seen the tang i pull my man..you would hate me.

I hate no bor for the pussy he gets, i hope you prosper
At the same time you need to recongize other bors vaginal acheviments, such as my own. My game has always been solid

 

[Gambino]

if you seen the tang i pull my man..you would hate me.

furthermore, you have yet to secure a biatch to cock, clean, etc for you

 

[NJjuice22]

I hate no bor for the pussy he gets, i hope you prosper
At the same time you need to recongize other bors vaginal acheviments, such as my own. My game has always been solid

true true, i am the same..i always wish my fellow man well when it comes to pulling beatches.

 

[DIVISION]

i like it neat. if i showed you pics of my ex's fully waxed cooch with a little landing strip youde change your ways.

No, I wouldn't.......

I've always wanted it thick and messy.......it's supposed to be that way.

Only in recent years have women gone to extremes by shaving it off.

I can't stand shaved pussy......it's a turn-off....





DIV

 

[NJjuice22]

No, I wouldn't.......

I've always wanted it thick and messy.......it's supposed to be that way.

Only in recent years have women gone to extremes by shaving it off.

I can't stand shaved pussy......it's a turn-off....





DIV

nah dude, going down on a freakin brillo pad and coming up with hairs in your mouth is a turn off.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

if you seen the tang i pull my man..you would hate me.

I remember your pix of some chick you were 'pulling' so....

I hate you

are you really this miserable or is this just your shtick .

Not shtick - logic

 

[DIVISION]

nah dude, going down on a freakin brillo pad and coming up with hairs in your mouth is a turn off.

eh, nugga.........considering the amount of time I spend going down, if I DON'T have hair in my mouth and between my teeth, it's considered a travesty....

I got to have that thick, messy bush........off the chain, off the leash, str8 off the meatrack.........WILD!

I got to have it my way, no exceptions.




DIV

 

[NJjuice22]

I remember your pix of some chick you were 'pulling' so....



Not shtick - logic

the one with the dark hair, dark eyes...i think she had like little boy shorts or some shit in the pic?...dude dont hate me for that, she turned out to be a complete wackjob...she was talking about moving down here and all kinds of crazy shit after like 1 week...i did bang her though..but it wasnt worth the drama that came out of it. it took 2 months of me having to complete ignore her phone calls for her to stop, thank god she didnt know my address.

 

[Gambino]

pretty sick div

 

[DIVISION]

pretty sick div

Bro.......my tastes were refined by dating Rivet/Goth chicks....

Lead to alot of bush and alot of sex.....

That's just the way it is, G.




DIV

 

[NJjuice22]

Bro.......my tastes were refined by dating Rivet/Goth chicks....

Lead to alot of bush and alot of sex.....

That's just the way it is, G.




DIV

those bitches dont take showers..... ..i have walked by a few that reeked like pits.

 

[DIVISION]

those bitches dont take showers..... ..i have walked by a few that reeked like pits.

The ones I dated did.....can't speak for every goth bitch.....esp ones from Dirty Jerz.

Eventually you'll bury your face in a thick bush and you'll become enamored with it.....trust me, holmes.

It will take you over......



DIV

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

the one with the dark hair, dark eyes...i think she had like little boy shorts or some shit in the pic?...dude dont hate me for that, she turned out to be a complete wackjob...she was talking about moving down here and all kinds of crazy shit after like 1 week...i did bang her though..but it wasnt worth the drama that came out of it. it took 2 months of me having to complete ignore her phone calls for her to stop, thank god she didnt know my address.

see pix = P
hate = q
--> = then

|p|q|p-->q|
|T|T|T| *
|T|F|F|
|F|T|T| *
|F|F|T| *

 

[NJjuice22]

The ones I dated did.....can't speak for every goth bitch.....esp ones from Dirty Jerz.

Eventually you'll bury your face in a thick bush and you'll become enamored with it.....trust me, holmes.

It will take you over......



DIV

monica belluci is the only chick i seen with a huge bush that still turned me on.

 

[DIVISION]

monica belluci is the only chick i seen with a huge bush that still turned me on.

Belluci is a fine lil' Italian broad.

Italian women's hair is naturally thick.......to see that shit grown out in full force is a dream....




DIV

 

[NJjuice22]

see pix = P
hate = q
--> = then

|p|q|p-->q|
|T|T|T| *
|T|F|F|
|F|T|T| *
|F|F|T| *

you lost me halfway through.