All Things Crotch

[WODIN]

Ever have your zipper tab get stuck in that little spot of cloth folded at the bottom of the zipper? It's a bitch to get tabs out of.

Ever zip up and clip the edge of your foreskin, nuts or pubs just enough to make your cry.

I don't have pubs anymore so I have that going for me.

Why is when I pee I always fart but when I fart I don't always pee?

 

[GinNJuice]

Prostate trouble again, Wodin?

 

[WODIN]

Not that I'm aware of GNJ. I had mine checked recently and its CLEAN AS A WHISTLE!

 

[beastboy]

Catching the sack sucks!

 

[Y_lifter]

Had a friend that was getting jigidy in the car with his wife.
Cop shows up and he zips quick
Zipped the entire length of the underside skin of his unit up in the zipper

Had to go to the ER and they took the zipper apart to get him out.

True

 

[Baby Gorilla]

....Ever zip up and clip the edge of your foreskin, nuts or pubs just enough to make your cry....

Someone explain to me how much you need to make you cry. Any harm to my fella makes tears come right away.

 

[HumorMe]

Had a friend that was getting jigidy in the car with his wife.
Cop shows up and he zips quick
Zipped the entire length of the underside skin of his unit up in the zipper

Had to go to the ER and they took the zipper apart to get him out.

True

That reminds of that scene in the movie "Something About Mary"

 

[slickdadd]

Had a friend that was getting jigidy in the car with his wife.

I think i like the phrase "getting jigidy" better than "getting jiggy." Jigidy. nice ring.

 

[Y_lifter]

Jigidy isnt just a phrase....

It's a lifestyle

 

[notoriousQQ]

The thought of even getting the snake or eggs "pinched" by resting too snuggly in the crevice you speak of is enough to make me nauseated and quiver in fear. If one were to zip up some skin, I don't even want to think of the pain and emotional duress.

 

[Testosterone boy]

I went without underwear once because my Johnson is much bigger when I do that. Caught the snake and scarred it a little bit for life. Never again. Johnsons get minor damage very easily, trust me.

Shoot...no more mail from some of the guys.