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[jack sparrow]

Wassup.

I expect a full update.

 

[Smurfy]

omg wait till he finds out!!!!

 

[jack sparrow]

omg wait till he finds out!!!!

Is this a good thing?

 

[binö]

his new gf threatened to leave him if he continued to post here
so he's been gone

 

[jack sparrow]

his new gf threatened to leave him if he continued to post here
so he's been gone

That doesn't sound like the ATW that I remember. She must be drugging him.

 

[Bikini Mod]

How you beeeeeeeeeen u silly motherFUCKER?!?!

 

[javaguru]

his new gf threatened to leave him if he continued to post here
so he's been gone

I heard he ran off to Vegas and got married...

 

[jack sparrow]

How you beeeeeeeeeen u silly motherFUCKER?!?!

Raping, pillaging, and plundering my otherwise weasely black guts out.

(Lots of home improvement and long hours at work actually).

Yourself?

 

[nefertiti]

his new gf threatened to leave him if he continued to post here
so he's been gone

Did he actually tell you this?

 

[GUARDIAN]

That doesn't sound like the ATW that I remember. She must be drugging him.

she put something in his milk.

 

[jack sparrow]

she put something in his milk.

Anti-freeze laced roofies. Works every time.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Raping, pillaging, and plundering my otherwise weasely black guts out.

(Lots of home improvement and long hours at work actually).

Yourself?

Lotta wierd shit... nuthing bad, just wierd. Learning A LOT along the way though...

You ever see your sorry ass comin over ta Texass?

 

[jack sparrow]

Lotta wierd shit... nuthing bad, just wierd. Learning A LOT along the way though...

You ever see your sorry ass comin over ta Texass?

Not any time soon from what I can see, but if you and the old fart are up my way this summer on the trikes, let me know. I'll tell you where I'm staying and you can bring the whole gang along and do some donuts on the front lawn.

 

[Bikini Mod]

You sure you wanna make that offer?... God-willing there will be a WHOLELOTTA us by then.

 

[jack sparrow]

You sure you wanna make that offer?... God-willing there will be a WHOLELOTTA us by then.

Oh HELL yeah. I stay on the east end when I'm there. Them snobs could use a good round of noise and flying chunks of sod.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Increase the size of your avi turdmuffin, you're plat now.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Oh HELL yeah. I stay on the east end when I'm there. Them snobs could use a good round of noise and flying chunks of sod.

LOL we'll see then sir... we shall see!

 

[jack sparrow]

Increase the size of your avi turdmuffin, you're plat now.

Better?

BM:
Bring it.

 

[nefertiti]

ATW posted in HH's happy birthday thread an hour and a half ago. I hope it means he's back....

 

[needtogetaas]

Where the fuck is he? Any one head from him?

 

[binö]

Where the fuck is he? Any one head from him?

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/8105415-post4.html

 

[javaguru]

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/8105415-post4.html

The first rule of EF is that you do not talk about EF.

The second rule of EF is that you do not talk about Ef.

 

[jack sparrow]

Where the fuck is he? Any one head from him?

I saw him out by the curb licking his paws and batting at mosquitoes. Poor little fella.

 

[blueta2]

He's alive and well

 

[all the whey]

Did he actually tell you this?

yes

But, she is special and different than the rest.

She lets me come here 1 day a month!!!!! She is the greatest!@!!

 

[jack sparrow]

yes

But, she is special and different than the rest.

She lets me come here 1 day a month!!!!! She is the greatest!@!!

I still want details mister.

 

[needtogetaas]

yes

But, she is special and different than the rest.

She lets me come here 1 day a month!!!!! She is the greatest!@!!

Welcome back bro.

 

[all the whey]

I still want details mister.

What details?

And, where were you?

 

[jack sparrow]

What details?

And, where were you?

Stripper details.

I'm at the kitchen table.