All I want to do post-workout

[KillahBee]

is masturbate. That's it. Then nap. I went through a period where jagging off as soon as I got home from the gym was part of the routine.

WHy is this?

 

[jerkbox]

gym hotties maybe?

i'm usually too tired.....and plus i work out late, so i've usually masturbated 3 or 4 times already

 

[jack sparrow]

I dunno, but I do it whenever the need arises...never had a particular schedule with the operation.

 

[rsnoble-im-back]

LOL. I know the feeling.

 

[KillahBee]

gym hotties maybe?

i'm usually too tired.....and plus i work out late, so i've usually masturbated 3 or 4 times already

not at all. empty gym usually. just always have the need right afterwards.

you think maybe it's cause I watch myself do bicep curls and just get hard over....myself?

 

[Lestat]

wtf? after workouts i want to show and head out, hang with friends, dinner, etc.

 

[pdaddyII]

Do you have a webcam?

 

[jh1]

*PICS* to prove that you workout.

 

[Lestat]

Do you have a webcam?

wtf dude!!!

you are a regular fishtales/pick3/wootoom/jon79 these days!

 

[KillahBee]

wtf? after workouts i want to show and head out, hang with friends, dinner, etc.

That's kind of odd. I also have always worked out at 5am, so that would be REALLY odd.

WTF does working out and hanging with friends have to do with each other?

 

[puddlemonkey]

is masturbate. That's it. Then nap. I went through a period where jagging off as soon as I got home from the gym was part of the routine.

WHy is this?

You have the energy for that after a workout? wtf, might be time to move beyond the colored dumbbells bro?

 

[pdaddyII]

wtf dude!!!

you are a regular fishtales/pick3/wootoom/jon79 these days!

lolol

 

[KillahBee]

You have the energy for that after a workout? wtf, might be time to move beyond the colored dumbbells bro?

a) fuck no, I don't want to overtrain

b) if you can't find the energy to masturbate at ANY point in time, you need to check your chesticles cause they is prob dry

 

[Lestat]

That's kind of odd. I also have always worked out at 5am, so that would be REALLY odd.

WTF does working out and hanging with friends have to do with each other?

when I work out it gives me a sort of high, my energy levels are high, i'm in a good mood, talkative, want to share the feeling with others, not hole up in my room and jerk.

I also work out in the evenings, except for Saturdays, its 9am.

 

[puddlemonkey]

a) fuck no, I don't want to overtrain

b) if you can't find the energy to masturbate at ANY point in time, you need to check your chesticles cause they is prob dry

I don't like multiple choice. Have any true/false?

 

[NJjuice22]

i to beat off after every workout. Whether it be morning or evening workouts, a good nut shall follow.

 

[KillahBee]

when I work out it gives me a sort of high, my energy levels are high, i'm in a good mood, talkative, want to share the feeling with others, not hole up in my room and jerk.

I also work out in the evenings, except for Saturdays, its 9am.

Wow you must have had such a traumatized social life growing up. I've never seen anyone else exert so much energy trying to prove to a chat board that they have a social life.

 

[calveless wonder]

wtf? after workouts i want to show and head out, hang with friends, dinner, etc.

i could never do that. sometimes i do, but that'll fuck up my post work out meals big time.

 

[NJjuice22]

how bout instead of me posting pics of absurdly average women i know..i post some of me cranking it post workout...

 

[string_bean00]

i have the same routine. get home, sit down with my shake and jerk off to thoughts of spandex clad asscheeks

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Sometimes I'll do it before to get it out of my system; otherwise it'd be tough focusing on a workout. Other times the urge arises post workout for a good, satisfying nut release. Kind of like a personal reward system for a job well done.

 

[i-Supplements]

is masturbate. That's it. Then nap. I went through a period where jagging off as soon as I got home from the gym was part of the routine.

WHy is this?

You fucking faggot! Can't you get any pussy? We all know you do not work out you masturbating monkey!!!!


How was that? Is that e-thuggery?

 

[KillahBee]

You fucking faggot! Can't you get any pussy? We all know you do not work out you masturbating monkey!!!!


How was that? Is that e-thuggery?

B-. The only thing that saved it from C was the use of "monkey". I liked that. Faggot was a little harsh. You need to throw in some conglomeration of curse words / body parts such as:

doucheknuckle
asstits
clittynips
assface
shitfart

 

[i-Supplements]

B-. The only thing that saved it from C was the use of "monkey". I liked that. Faggot was a little harsh. You need to throw in some conglomeration of curse words / body parts such as:

doucheknuckle
asstits
clittynips
assface
shitfart

I actually lol! Thanks for the advice. I really didn't feel that much cooler tough.

 

[Wulfgar]

its cool bro...we have all done it

 

[puddlemonkey]

The only thing that saved it from C was the use of "monkey". I liked that.

 

[Raptorex]

you got teh geigh jean.

 

[mrplunkey]

That's weird... right after I workout I get this "Just got hit by a car" feeling. I don't have any sex drive (or concentration skills, or interpersonal skills, etc. etc.) for a good 1-2 hours. After that its business as usual, but for that 1-2 hours after a workout I'm pretty much useless.

Overtraining maybe?

 

[jd_uk]

is masturbate. That's it. Then nap. I went through a period where jagging off as soon as I got home from the gym was part of the routine.

WHy is this?

It's the last thign on mind when i finish a workout/run/game etc...energy levels too low. I'm just horny the rest of the time.

 

[Sub-Zero]

is masturbate. That's it. Then nap. I went through a period where jagging off as soon as I got home from the gym was part of the routine.

WHy is this?

i agree, but only because im always horny and wait all day to not spank it before a workout so when i get home, my reason for waiting isnt there

 

[jackangel]

it's natural. pretty sure everyone knew what you were going to say in the post before opening the thread. it's partially because you probably wanted to take care of that before the gym, but most of don't like doing that because it might fuck with the workout.

also, there's the idea of improving ourselves. the idea of making my body look better, more attractive to a chick, etc...that turns me on a little.

this thread has a solid gay streak, right down the middle.

 

[puddlemonkey]

this thread has a solid gay streak, right down the middle.

That must be where you're seated.

 

[jackangel]

z1ng!