Alive and back from Colombia!

[ceo]

after a few of those mojitos they had i was good to go.

Mojitos FTMFW!!!!!

 

[Captain FT]

The machine guns make you feel safe. What didn't make me feel safe was at night in gentemani in dimly lit alleys.

the military presence is so no one even thinks about fucking around.

Did you go to cafe del mar? That was/is my spot.

a bunch of the chicks there thought I was a Spanish soap opera star so I went with it.

Next time you go back you can be Mark Sanchez, or Handy Manny. I heard Wilmer Valderrama on Howard Stern, he's the hookup king ngr.