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Hey I want no part in this. I'm over my ex now.
ok ok, you caught me. I'll be in the club.
ok ok, you caught me. I'll be in the club.
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alien amp pharm
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Actually with 3 of us working together this could be fun.
We'd pick an ex, then while Lestat is calling her, I'd be Instant Messaging her, while you are ringing her doorbell. We would devote the feelings for the girl, depending on whose ex is it at the time.
We could do this nonstop until they cave and give into us. Then we will live happily ever after.
We'd pick an ex, then while Lestat is calling her, I'd be Instant Messaging her, while you are ringing her doorbell. We would devote the feelings for the girl, depending on whose ex is it at the time.
We could do this nonstop until they cave and give into us. Then we will live happily ever after.
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Gambino
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National Orgainization of Pussy Owned Club or NOPOC
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Gambino
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The Ejaculator said:
The Hair Club for Men will still accept you
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Gambino
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The Ejaculator said:If you only knew....
You were a toupee??
I've got no room to talk, my hair is fast becoming a memory :sad:
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Gambino
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The Ejaculator said:
bor, don't get to confident...you never know what the future holds.
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Gambino said:
Hair today, gone tommorrow.
lol
(I feel your pain)
jh1
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TheOak01 said:
Wait a fucking minute!
I came up with the club...the club that I came up with is named 'The Sopping Wet Vagainas'
That's that, bitches...
Oh and Gambino, No Toupe for Mwa..... I don't hide it, and I don't care. Like I said, I got limp from an accident and girls tell me they like the way I walk, and girls also tell me they like my receeding hair... I am like WTF? but I just go with it.
hamstershaver
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yeah crippled bald guy was cosmos #1 best catch as voted on by a panel hot bitchesThe Ejaculator said:
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Ejaculator is like a real life George Constanza in that one episode where he does everything the complete opposite of how he normally would and everything's a success.
(he probably looks similar too)
(he probably looks similar too)
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Gambino
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i might get drafted into this club, we'll see...
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TheOak01 said:
no, I don't see them enough for it to be a constant annyoance...she did some shady shit about a year ago that I'm having a hard time getting over.
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Gambino said:
We are not talking about the balding/pot belly club anymore bro. This is the p-whooped club.
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Gambino said:
It's okay bro, I didn't give her the full 9 inches. I didn't spoil her for you so she's still content with you.
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The Ejaculator said:
Allright, I'll summarize the shit. Oct. 2003, gambino in love head over heels, just bought some $1,100 earrings for lady...lady leaves for Cali for a few days, over the phone starts acting shady,distant. Lady comes back, informs gambino that she doesn't feel right, needs time alone, etc. Gambino no dummy, puts 2 and 2 together, lady is back with ex (starting dating me a month after breakup). Gambino goes on a mad vicodin/vodka/weed bender with a few sluts thrown in the mix. I moved, started putting my life back together, and homegal starts calling me again. Before you know it, we are an item again.
Sept 04, Hennessy flowing, gal confesses to fucking ex while we were together (she always said nothing happened untill after breakup). I definetly cannot get over this, have remained with gal out of convience (we live together :sad
. I'm fairly immature and am plotting my revenge (one of her friends gives me the eyes 
), at this point I have little if no feelings.This pathetic tale should be a lesson to those who try to get back together. don't do it.
sorry for the bbf 3rd person, i really hate that shite
jh1
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Gambino said:Allright, I'll summarize the shit. Oct. 2003, gambino in love head over heels, just bought some $1,100 earrings for lady...lady leaves for Cali for a few days, over the phone starts acting shady,distant. Lady comes back, informs gambino that she doesn't feel right, needs time alone, etc. Gambino no dummy, puts 2 and 2 together, lady is back with ex (starting dating me a month after breakup). Gambino goes on a mad vicodin/vodka/weed bender with a few sluts thrown in the mix. I moved, started putting my life back together, and homegal starts calling me again. Before you know it, we are an item again.
Sept 04, Hennessy flowing, gal confesses to fucking ex while we were together (she always said nothing happened untill after breakup). I definetly cannot get over this, have remained with gal out of convience (we live together :sad
This pathetic tale should be a lesson to those who try to get back together. don't do it.
sorry for the bbf 3rd person, i really hate that shite
So how often has she been doing the deed with the ex, and when was the LAST time it happend?
(Did you post about this along time ago?)
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The Ejaculator said:
She hooked up with him one time while we were dating and then she dated him for a few months untill we resumed. To my knowledge, the last time she was with him was last november. once a cheater always a cheater.
If you dug through my thread history, you would see this bullshit unfold. I joined ef and then this happened. I'd prefer if you didn't bump those threads bor
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The Ejaculator said:
No need to be sorry bor, I brought this upon myself. Karma is a bitch and I got a stiff taste of my own medicine. fuk, I gotta work, see you biatch
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One thing I've learned
Once a cheat, always a cheat
Once a liar, always a liar
Ok, maybe that was two things.
Once a cheat, always a cheat
Once a liar, always a liar
Ok, maybe that was two things.
GoldenDelicious
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im sure thinking of one for NOPUSS couldnt ahve taken you that much longer!Gambino said:
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The Greatest
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Gambino explain her family if you could, I asked a while back if it is important that a girls family like you. Someone said you would have some good insite.
jh1
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Lestat said:
Okay...
Since you are all here...
Alien Amp Pharm / Lestat - Add 'Charter Member, Sopping Wet Vaginas' to your signature.
Oak - I am putting you in charge of day to day duties - Add 'Captain, Sopping Wet Vaginas' to your sig pronto. Ya I know you wanna be a General, but not yet.
If you get Bobber to join, which by the way is your first mission, he should add 'Violent Pussy, Sopping Wet Vaginas' to his signature.
This has got to be the geighst post ever, but still - DO IT!
Deterass
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I was kind of seeing this girl, she was a virgin. Then one night she said she wasnt ready for a relationship - this happened to be the same night I took her virginity from her. She then started fucking around with me, making herself unavailable etc. so just last night I dropped her like a bad habit. She was crying and stuff, said we couldnt even be friends anymore. I had to do it because it was eating me up inside.
Be strong brothas, dont let any girl take you down.
thats the same girl who's ass is pictured in my avatar.
Be strong brothas, dont let any girl take you down.
thats the same girl who's ass is pictured in my avatar.
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UA_Iron said:
I thought you were making fun of me at first. Until I read the part where you actually took her virginity.
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The Greatest
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Lestat your hormone levels are a mess.
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The Greatest said:
Personally I think it is very important that their is mutal like between gf parents and you. My "gf's" family likes me (I think) but they don't like each other, leading to some fucked up family get togethers. Because of this infighting, I have ruled out the possibillity of marriage and kids. I would not want my kids growing up around such dysfunction.
If the parents don't like you, watch out. It may work for a while, but eventually it will come crashing down. All their shit talking about you will eventually break the gf...they will always side with the folks, though proly not at first.
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Gambino
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i will eventually join this sorry ass club, though it's gonna take a while. no platty, so I'll put the name in my locale
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Gambino said:
I'm not plat either, but Digger thinks I'm a cool cat. Thus a sig.
You want to be like me, admit it.
