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KillahBee
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Thats all hes allowed to do.. Its in the 'Cuddle Boy' rule books..
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Ulcasterdropout
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hahahaKillahBee said:
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alien amp pharm
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OMG I must have the worst luck in the world.
Here's a quick recap of what happened:
1. Alien sets up date for Saturday.
2. Alien calls girl 2 hours before date, girl doesn't answer, alien leaves message.
3. Alien calls girl 15 minutes before date, girl's friend answers phone says she left her phone at her (friends) place (yeah right)
4. Alien leaves IM for girl saying "That was pretty low. You could've just told me you didn't want to go, it would've been no big deal. You didn't have to stand me up. Bye"
5. Alien hasn't heard from girl.
6. Alien rents porno and spanks the monkey.
Here's a quick recap of what happened:
1. Alien sets up date for Saturday.
2. Alien calls girl 2 hours before date, girl doesn't answer, alien leaves message.
3. Alien calls girl 15 minutes before date, girl's friend answers phone says she left her phone at her (friends) place (yeah right)
4. Alien leaves IM for girl saying "That was pretty low. You could've just told me you didn't want to go, it would've been no big deal. You didn't have to stand me up. Bye"
5. Alien hasn't heard from girl.
6. Alien rents porno and spanks the monkey.
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alien amp pharm
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Yes I'm serious.
I seem to have went from repelling the girls after a few dates to repelling them before the 1st date.
I seem to have went from repelling the girls after a few dates to repelling them before the 1st date.
lmao!
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Ulcasterdropout
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I'm sorry to hear that, Alien...
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alien amp pharm
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jaded said:wow, that sucks, Alien
Sorry to hear about this... that was pretty cowardly and lame of her.
Yeah, perhaps I shouldn't have told her I loved her so soon.
haha, just kidding.
I was saving that for the first date.
So are you single?
Oh wait, you're Canadian. Nevermind.
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Ulcasterdropout
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who is it?jaded said:Nice avatar, Jersey.....
The Red Dragon
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That is fuckin harsh, sorry to hear that.
Where did you meet that thing?
Where did you meet that thing?
Where do you find these biatches.... ??
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alien amp pharm
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Well this certainly isn't over. Little does she know I'm an excellent stalker.
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alien amp pharm
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**UPDATE
Just spoke to her. So said she was soooooooo sorry and wasn't trying to stand me up.
She wants to do it again Thursday. We will see if Alien can get stood up 2 times in 2 weeks and by the same girl.
Sadly, that will not set a record for me.
Just spoke to her. So said she was soooooooo sorry and wasn't trying to stand me up.
She wants to do it again Thursday. We will see if Alien can get stood up 2 times in 2 weeks and by the same girl.
Sadly, that will not set a record for me.
alien amp pharm said:**UPDATE
Just spoke to her. So said she was soooooooo sorry and wasn't trying to stand me up.
She wants to do it again Thursday. We will see if Alien can get stood up 2 times in 2 weeks and by the same girl.
Sadly, that will not set a record for me.
What was her excuse for not returning your calls that day or calling to let you know she couldn't make it?
Good luck on the next date...
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UA_Iron
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jaded said:What was her excuse for not returning your calls that day or calling to let you know she couldn't make it?
Good luck on the next date...
yeah lets hear the excuse dude
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alien amp pharm
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jaded said:What was her excuse for not returning your calls that day or calling to let you know she couldn't make it?
Good luck on the next date...
Her phone fell out in her friends car.
She was the one that answered the phone the 2nd time I called.
That still doesn't explain why she hasn't bothered calling in 3 days, unless it was for the IM I left.
Still, I'll have to wait and see what happens Thurs.
Damn, the things I go thru simply for a hot piece of arse.
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Ulcasterdropout
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Stand her up this time...alien amp pharm said:
alien amp pharm said:
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alien amp pharm
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Ulcasterdropout said:
LMAO!
That would freakin rule.
If she wasn't a looker I'd do it.
Ah hell, it's not like I'm gonna get any off her, may as well do it.
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alien amp pharm
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Frisky said:
alien amp pharm said:
you want me don't you.. I can feel the vibe..
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Ulcasterdropout
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Do it. She's already got zero respect for you. Her story was an obvious lie. Your just free meal now. Stand this prissy bitch up.alien amp pharm said:
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alien amp pharm
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JerseyArt said:
You'd think so by the bad luck I seem to always have.
All my relationship stories are 100% true, unfortunately.
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alien amp pharm
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Frisky said:you want me don't you.. I can feel the vibe..
Yes, couldn't you tell, I had two fingers ready to give some action.
alien amp pharm said:
You plan on feeding me finger foods or something.. ?
Now your confusing me..
