Alcohol 'protects mens hearts'

[Alpha-Male]

Read this before any of you pretentious self-righteous assholes decide to criticise those who like a good drinking session:

BBC News - Alcohol 'protects men's hearts'

"Drinking alcohol every day cuts the risk of heart disease in men by more than a third, a major study suggests."
"And for those who drank anything from three shots to more than 11 shots each day, the risk worked out an average of 50% less[!]........The type of alcohol drunk did not seem to make a difference, but protection was greater for those drinking moderate to high amounts of varied drinks."

LMAO sorry ladies:
"Female drinkers did not benefit to the same extent, the study in Heart found.....The same benefits were not seen in women"

But don't worry, that doesn't mean you have to leave the party - someone needs to give the guys a lap dance and get them refills.

 

[nimbus]

do you have to drink manly scotch on the rocks or do girly drinks work too?

 

[Alpha-Male]

I suppose you could get yourself a mojito if you prefer to bat for the other team.

 

[nimbus]

 

[chris302001]

Lol @ up to 11 shots......

 

[-SD-]

Lol @ up to 11 shots......

no fuckin shit rob. yea i think i will try that theory out for about 2 days in a row before i have total liver shutdown.

 

[BBR100]

Read this before any of you pretentious self-righteous assholes decide to criticise those who like a good drinking session:

Lol at you calling yourself Alpha-Male

 

[chris302001]

no fuckin shit rob. yea i think i will try that theory out for about 2 days in a row before i have total liver shutdown.

Lol your liver will shut down, blood won't clot right and will back up into your esophagus stretching out the veins making them weak and the you'll puke and tear said veins,

ammonia won't get processed and you'll get some ba d shakes then get lethargic and then go into a coma and if your unlucky enough some one will find you and get u to the hospital and we'll have to try to save you cuz you'll be a full code and you go on a vent for a while and then wake up an be depressed and begging for a liver transplant and be told that nobody is going to give you one bc you're a douche

so we will give you things like lactulose and octreotide but they really don't work ad a long term solution.

Once your liver is shot garbage not being taken care of it will muck up your kidneys and your belly will swell an need to be drained constant with a reAlly big ass needle and then you will have to sit in a dialysis chair for several hours 3 times a week when your kidneys completely fail...

You'll need plasma transfusions for clotting factors several times allthe while this entire time you've been hopelessly dying because you drank yourself to death....

 

[chris302001]

My advice for A-M therefore is bottoms up.

Lol your liver will shut down, blood won't clot right and will back up into your esophagus stretching out the veins making them weak and the you'll puke and tear said veins,

ammonia won't get processed and you'll get some ba d shakes then get lethargic and then go into a coma and if your unlucky enough some one will find you and get u to the hospital and we'll have to try to save you cuz you'll be a full code and you go on a vent for a while and then wake up an be depressed and begging for a liver transplant and be told that nobody is going to give you one bc you're a douche

so we will give you things like lactulose and octreotide but they really don't work ad a long term solution.

Once your liver is shot garbage not being taken care of it will muck up your kidneys and your belly will swell an need to be drained constant with a reAlly big ass needle and then you will have to sit in a dialysis chair for several hours 3 times a week when your kidneys completely fail...

You'll need plasma transfusions for clotting factors several times allthe while this entire time you've been hopelessly dying because you drank yourself to death....

 

[chris302001]

Did I mention how sexy caput medusa is? I know how you steroid bros like to see veins thru ur skin...

 

[chris302001]

Oh and the lactulose gives you horrible horrible diarrhea.... Fun way to live out your last days

Lol your liver will shut down, blood won't clot right and will back up into your esophagus stretching out the veins making them weak and the you'll puke and tear said veins,

ammonia won't get processed and you'll get some ba d shakes then get lethargic and then go into a coma and if your unlucky enough some one will find you and get u to the hospital and we'll have to try to save you cuz you'll be a full code and you go on a vent for a while and then wake up an be depressed and begging for a liver transplant and be told that nobody is going to give you one bc you're a douche

so we will give you things like lactulose and octreotide but they really don't work ad a long term solution.

Once your liver is shot garbage not being taken care of it will muck up your kidneys and your belly will swell an need to be drained constant with a reAlly big ass needle and then you will have to sit in a dialysis chair for several hours 3 times a week when your kidneys completely fail...

You'll need plasma transfusions for clotting factors several times allthe while this entire time you've been hopelessly dying because you drank yourself to death....

 

[-SD-]

Did I mention how sexy caput medusa is? I know how you steroid bros like to see veins thru ur skin...

sweet. so i have time to get ripped for spring break with this method?

 

[chris302001]

sweet. so i have time to get ripped for spring break with this method?

No need to even get ripped the veins will pop right out

 

[miplank]

chris, you have surpassed the allowed number of posts for a thread.

 

[chris302001]

chris, you have surpassed the allowed number of posts for a thread.

Fuck I was on a roll

 

[jnevin]

Lol your liver will shut down, blood won't clot right and will back up into your esophagus stretching out the veins making them weak and the you'll puke and tear said veins,

ammonia won't get processed and you'll get some ba d shakes then get lethargic and then go into a coma and if your unlucky enough some one will find you and get u to the hospital and we'll have to try to save you cuz you'll be a full code and you go on a vent for a while and then wake up an be depressed and begging for a liver transplant and be told that nobody is going to give you one bc you're a douche

so we will give you things like lactulose and octreotide but they really don't work ad a long term solution.

Once your liver is shot garbage not being taken care of it will muck up your kidneys and your belly will swell an need to be drained constant with a reAlly big ass needle and then you will have to sit in a dialysis chair for several hours 3 times a week when your kidneys completely fail...

You'll need plasma transfusions for clotting factors several times allthe while this entire time you've been hopelessly dying because you drank yourself to death....

More motivation to stay clean. I should print this out and stick it on the fridge under a picture of my daughter.

 

[-SD-]

More motivation to stay clean. I should print this out and stick it on the fridge under a picture of my daughter.

no way that will make a difference to the unstoppable force that is a teenage american female.

 

[chris302001]

More motivation to stay clean. I should print this out and stick it on the fridge under a picture of my daughter.

Yeah it's a pretty sad and unpleasant was to go...

 

[jnevin]

Yeah it's a pretty sad and unpleasant was to go...

And completely avoidable.

 

[-SD-]

I will make up for the alcohol avoidance with DBOLs.

 

[iggy]

chris : 1 AM : 0

 

[chewyxrage]

Booze is fun.