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alcohol enema - no joke

needtogetarmy

needtogetarmy

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So something interesting happened recently, not to me of course, but to one of the people I know.

One guy who is friends with the crazy female nurse who used to send me nudes is into alcohol enemas. I've met his a few times and he is a really nice guy, seemed normal anyway lol I didn't know people actually did this but after reading up on this they take alcohol, stick it in an enema bag, and then do you know what. You get drunk but without the side effects, no puking etc.

The problem is he and his boyfriend decided to do some shots in addition to the normal wine/beer or whatever they do mixture.

He is in the hospital with alcohol poisoning now. Almost died.

I thought I would share. Enjoy.
 
I've heard of that. Some guy here died from doing them with sherry. Died from alcohol poisoning. How bored and in need of a new buzz was the first motherfucker to give that a shot?
 
they probably injected rubbing alcohol.. that's a no no...

Changes the whole meaning of "Having a little Captain in ya"

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Army Vet said:
So something interesting happened recently, not to me of course, but to one of the people I know.

One guy who is friends with the crazy female nurse who used to send me nudes is into alcohol enemas. I've met his a few times and he is a really nice guy, seemed normal anyway lol I didn't know people actually did this but after reading up on this they take alcohol, stick it in an enema bag, and then do you know what. You get drunk but without the side effects, no puking etc.

The problem is he and his boyfriend decided to do some shots in addition to the normal wine/beer or whatever they do mixture.

He is in the hospital with alcohol poisoning now. Almost died.

I thought I would share. Enjoy.
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so much for passing a drink to a friend
 
Army Vet said:
So something interesting happened recently, not to me of course, but to one of the people I know.

One guy who is friends with the crazy female nurse who used to send me nudes is into alcohol enemas. I've met his a few times and he is a really nice guy, seemed normal anyway lol I didn't know people actually did this but after reading up on this they take alcohol, stick it in an enema bag, and then do you know what. You get drunk but without the side effects, no puking etc.

The problem is he and his boyfriend decided to do some shots in addition to the normal wine/beer or whatever they do mixture.

He is in the hospital with alcohol poisoning now. Almost died.

I thought I would share. Enjoy.
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he and his boyfriend.. it's wierd your female nurse became a dude.. after two sentances into your speil..

are they geigh? O_o
 
is THAT why captain morgan always has one leg raised up high? so he can insert the enema nozzle easier? :laugh2:
 
most things are absorbed in your intestines.colon. if you bong a beer into your ass i believe its equivalent to 8 beers if you were to drink them
 
p.s. people are fucking retarded. and bro ,the dude who originally made this thread. i wouldnt hang out with those dudes anymore if i were u lol
 
FriendlyCanadian said:
he and his boyfriend.. it's wierd your female nurse became a dude.. after two sentances into your speil..

are they geigh? O_o
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She is bi and very promiscuous and she is into kinky sex - very kinky sex. She gets off telling me about her adventures and experiences.

And yes her friend is gay and he has a boyfriend.
 
Angel said:
who sent the nudes, the nurse or the friend?
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She (the nurse) used to send me nudes of her sexual escapades, sometimes with signs written that would say "You know you want to be here." She is like that.

We just chit chat over E-mail now. We have been good friends for a long time. Which reminds me I need to ask her if she has ever done an alcohol enema. My bet is she has more than once.

I don't really roll with her gang of associates but I occasionally meet her friends etc. I'll make sure not to ask her friend if he wants a drink next time I see him! He may whip out the enema bag lol
 
so how much captain morgan would one need to...inject..via this method to get a good buzz goin' on?
 
rnch said:
so how much captain morgan would one need to...inject..via this method to get a good buzz goin' on?
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From what I read, hard alcohol is not recommended but many do use it and from what I read one shot is ok. You need to mix it with another beverage though I think. You can die if you do too much, the intestines absorb it quickly. It is like the crack version of cocaine (pun intended). Believe it or not there are sites about it, on how to do it safely etc. Most people use warm beer (peeps claim the fizzles feel good) or wine.

My nurse friend has finally totally corrupted me. I am now giving out advice on alcohol enemas on the web. Woe is me. :worried:
 
have to say, i’m far from sold on this one, it sounds pretty flaming to me choosing your ass as the chosen orifice to experience the joys of alcohol

you'll have to excuse me while i finish my evening off with an irish coffee colonic
 
I do have to wonder if you can bypass the calories, hense, weight gain, this way ...

That being said, ain't no way I'm sticking booze up my butt.
 
musclemom said:
I do have to wonder if you can bypass the calories, hense, weight gain, this way ...
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Don't give justifications for doing this lol Half of the site is going to be hospitalized for alcohol poisoning if they find out they can consume their booze without the calories!

I can see the G.S. banner now "Anabolic Enemas: Radical new way to get drunk without the side effects and weight gain! Get Ripped Now!"

I can see some people having banners in their sigs linked to custom made "Anabolic Enemas" too. :worried:
 
If you use everclear and piss it back out of your ass and light it you'd be a hit on gaye pride day.
 
Army Vet said:
Don't give justifications for doing this lol Half of the site is going to be hospitalized for alcohol poisoning if they find out they can consume their booze without the calories!

I can see the G.S. banner now "Anabolic Enemas: Radical new way to get drunk without the side effects and weight gain! Get Ripped Now!"

I can see some people having banners in their sigs linked to custom made "Anabolic Enemas" too. :worried:
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I did google it, read a couple of sites. Let's thank the freakier sects of the fetish community for this one. People who are into enemas for pleasure apparently came up with this. They don't just run the alcohol in and run to the bathroom. They draw the process out, the alcohol mixture is introduced slowly, and it's retained so it's uh, what I would definitely consider an uh, acquired taste (and skill ...)

Anyway, the dangers are emphasized and enumerated. Using straight hard liquor, even one shot, actually has the potential of shocking the system severely enough to the point of potentially being fatal (what a frigging way to go, right up there on the death dignity scale with autoerotic asphyxiation). Regularly doing it can cause all sorts of damage to the intestines.
 
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