Alaska to Virginia Lawnmower Guy

[LuluDeren]

Could someone provide a link to the thread regarding the guy traveling from Alaska to Virginia on a lawnmower? I remember posting in the thread, but I am not a plat member so I cannot search and I can only pull up my last 8 posts. Thank you very much.

I think I just talked to him just outside Keystone, South Dakota If it's the same guy, he's going to Virginia to be with his wife who is about to give birth. He told me they were going to name their girl Evelyn Mahkalia.

 

[H_T_]

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=530719&highlight=alaska+virginia

 

[fistfullofsteel]

show us your boobies

 

[LuluDeren]

Wow, that was FAST! Thank you very much, HT

 

[H_T_]

Wow, that was FAST! Thank you very much, HT

 

[puddlemonkey]

show us your boobies

+1

 

[LuluDeren]

Sounds like the guy and his dog...and his story about caring for his mom in Alaska. He even said his dog starred in a commercial for Mr. Clean. Weird though, the timeline doesn't add up. In some news links, 'Paul Woods" says he expects to arrive in Virginia in 2009...the man I talked to said he expects to be there for the birth of his daughter.

Lordy, could there be an imposter Lawnmower Man???

 

[puddlemonkey]

Is he mowing any lawns on the way? Cause mine could certainly use it.

 

[H_T_]

Sounds like the guy and his dog...and his story about caring for his mom in Alaska. He even said his dog starred in a commercial for Mr. Clean. Weird though, the timeline doesn't add up. In some news links, 'Paul Woods" says he expects to arrive in Virginia in 2009...the man I talked to said he expects to be there for the birth of his daughter.

Lordy, could there be an imposter Lawnmower Man???

is this him?: http://hjnews.townnews.com/articles/2007/01/31/news/news01.txt

 

[LuluDeren]

Is he mowing any lawns on the way? Cause mine could certainly use it.

Sadly, I think the blades fell off west of Albequerque.

 

[LuluDeren]

is this him?: http://hjnews.townnews.com/articles/2007/01/31/news/news01.txt

YES...that's him! I'll bring him some beer later and see if he'll let me take a pic scratch that, I'll bring him some toilet paper.

 

[LuluDeren]

PICS!
http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o301/bluedelaney/IMG_0919.jpg
With my pup, Delaney
http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o301/bluedelaney/IMG_0920.jpg
With his pup, Yoda
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Oh yeah, and he wanted me to make it clear he was traveling cross-continent on a TRACTOR and not a lawnmower

 

[H_T_]

lol, omg, you're such a goof. i didn't think you were serious....

 

[LuluDeren]

lol, omg, you're such a goof. i didn't think you were serious....

I'm dead serious ...I even brought beer and tp...but he gave up drinking and he's down to one sheet of tp a visit..

 

[H_T_]

I'm dead serious ...I even brought beer and tp...but he gave up drinking and he's down to one sheet of tp a visit..

are you serious about that too? what about dog food?

 

[LuluDeren]

are you serious about that too? what about dog food?

Yep, tp occupies my time just like money. I asked him if he wanted some dog food and chew bones for Yoda but Yoda only eats steak.

 

[H_T_]

Yep, tp occupies my time just like money. I asked him if he wanted some dog food and chew bones for Yoda but Yoda only eats steak.

lol wtf. steaks. apparently, he must not being doing that bad. just eccentric?

 

[puddlemonkey]

Damn dog eats better than I do

 

[LuluDeren]

lol wtf. steaks. apparently, he must not being doing that bad. just eccentric?

LOL, very eccentric...

I offered him fat back ribs with sauce but Yoda's got a very sensitive constitution.

 

[LuluDeren]

Damn dog eats better than I do

Yeah, better than my mom, too, I mean me.

 

[H_T_]

LOL, very eccentric...

I offered him fat back ribs with sauce but Yoda's got a very sensitive constitution.

ok. he's a robot. offer him old peoples medication, if he accepts it, you know he's a robot. because robots use old peoples medicine for fuel...

 

[LuluDeren]

ok. he's a robot. offer him old peoples medication, if he accepts it, you know he's a robot. because robots use old peoples medicine for fuel...

*sending out a probe with a plavix-laced T-bone and homing device as we speak. If that pup breaks the surly bounds of the atmosphere........

 

[H_T_]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3sLE-Jk0rw

 

[LuluDeren]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3sLE-Jk0rw

Dang, I'm on dialup and about 56mb of ram so I can't load much of anything....is there a comic book?

 

[H_T_]

Dang, I'm on dialup and about 56mb of ram so I can't load much of anything....is there a comic book?

i'm sorry. i won't try and be funny with youtubes no more.

 

[LuluDeren]

i'm sorry. i won't try and be funny with youtubes no more.

LOL, I can be entertained with funny limericks...especially ones including polysylabbic words...like underpants....a very funny word

 

[H_T_]

LOL, I can be entertained with funny limericks

There once was a man named McGill,
Whose acts grew exceedingly ill,
He insisted on habits,
involving white rabbits,
and a bird with a flexible bill.

 

[LuluDeren]

Tom was a cat with a quill
which he dipped in the pool of goodwill.
he sought to spread cheer
but an order barred him from beer
so he settled for tapping the hatfields' still

I taint no poet

 

[H_T_]

There once was a pirate (the story relates)
who liked to go dancing on roller skates.
He fell on his cutlass
which rendered him nutless
and virtually useless on dates.

 

[caligirl]

PICS!
http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o301/bluedelaney/IMG_0919.jpg
With my pup, Delaney
http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o301/bluedelaney/IMG_0920.jpg
With his pup, Yoda
http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o301/bluedelaney/IMG_0921.jpg
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http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o301/bluedelaney/IMG_0931.jpg

Oh yeah, and he wanted me to make it clear he was traveling cross-continent on a TRACTOR and not a lawnmower

DOOD!!!!

WHERE THE HELL DID YOU FIND HIM???? did he stink?

 

[H_T_]

DOOD!!!!

WHERE THE HELL DID YOU FIND HIM???? did he stink?

lol wtf. he's pretty famous. i don't think Lu x 2 smelled him. did ya?

 

[LuluDeren]

DOOD!!!!

WHERE THE HELL DID YOU FIND HIM????

Funny think is, I had no idea who he was. His tent and tractor were off the side of the road with a sign, 'need food'. So, I bought some food, came back and gave it to him. We talked a bit and he told me about caring for his (foster) mother in Alaska until she died, and that he was now on his way to Virginia to be wth his wife and for the impending birth of their little girl...to be named Evelyn (after his mother) and Mahkaila (after his foster mother-who was also his wife's biological mother). So it was purely circumstance.

...did he stink?

..i don't think Lu x 2 smelled him. did ya?

LOL, Mr. Woods is a very gracious, congenial man, but I'd have to answer a big fat, YESSSSSSSSSS, the sort of aroma which wafts around your taste buds.

 

[harmonica]

That dudes nuts......I like it.......Nice of you being cool to him...........I would have driven by and not given it a second thought. I'm an asshole.