ah yes, summa time in da sout..........

[rnch]

1. your electric bill makes you cringe more than your visa bill.

2. you cruise parking lots, looking not for a close spot, but for a spot in the shade.

3. after washing your car, you are wetter than the car is.

4. BOTH faucets in the kitchen give you hot water

5. your new shower curtain mildews before the wrinkles are gone.

6. yard work is done at 8 to 9 pm at night.

7. when looking at a car or truck, your first queston is "the a/c work?"

8. the strange silence in your house at 10 pm at night is because the a/c finally shut off, for a few minutes, anyway.

9. you take 3 to 4 showers a day because YOU think you need to.

10. yo look forward to cold, or at least cool weather, with great anticipation and fondness.



anyone else??????

 

[Stangfriik]

11. Laughing at all the tourists with their cadillacs and leather seats trying to sit down without getting 2nd degree burns.

 

[2Thick]

12. The beach water feels like bath water and the sand gives you 3rd degree burns.

 

[rnch]

never could understand why summer is considered "tourist season" here in new orleans.......may thru october is too foikin' hot and humid to enjoy the outdoors.

 

[strangebrew]

I pray for rain and cold every day

 

[p0ink]

13. noisy incestuous neighbors keeping you up at night.

 

[Y_lifter]

That's not ground fog
It's steam coming off the ground after that 4:30 PM rainstorm

 

[Y_lifter]

Don't leave anything slightly meltable in your vehicle during the day.

Chap Stick turns liquid at approx 130 F

 

[rnch]

i always laugh to myself at the yankee tourists riding the un-air conditioned street car down st. charles avenue this time of year.........they look like wilted, steamed broccoli.