ah shit...totally busted...got caught cheating...so

[Buddy_Christ]

so my gf said she was going to go to bed. i tucked her in and went back down to the basement where the computer is. about 20 minutes later i hear a knock on the outside door to the basement. i look over and who do i see? a hot chick that wanted to have a fling with me. so i'm like, ok, schweeeeet!!!

so we started walking around from the back of the house to get to her car and we got up to the front of the house my gf was standing there waiting. the girls didn't take too kindly to each other and had a cat fight right in the street!

so while i'm standing there in dispair my momma comes up and tells she's scared and i'm going to live with my auntie and uncle in Bel Air.

 

[Ganryu]

Ummm...OK

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

WTF!?!

 

[kcpmeo22]

And?!?!!? Is that it???

 

[jerkbox]

change your fucking avatar, douchebag

 

[Buddy_Christ]

change your fucking avatar, douchebag

no? i meant to once the last bomb disappared, then forgot, and was going to today until i noticed Sh$dowF$lcon hit me. now i gotta wait for that bomb to disappear before i can remove the assvatar.

at least my ass is safe in Bel Air now.

 

[Gymgurl]

Why? his ass looks better than mine! Keep that avi

 

[Carmen]

chinfur, you didn't get caught doing anything 'cept going for a ride with someone you know from school, right?

 

[rnch]

ignore the envious haters, dude!!

if i had your glutes; i'd put 'em on display also.

 

[jenscats5]

so my gf said she was going to go to bed. i tucked her in and went back down to the basement where the computer is. about 20 minutes later i hear a knock on the outside door to the basement. i look over and who do i see? a hot chick that wanted to have a fling with me. so i'm like, ok, schweeeeet!!!

so we started walking around from the back of the house to get to her car and we got up to the front of the house my gf was standing there waiting. the girls didn't take too kindly to each other and had a cat fight right in the street!

so while i'm standing there in dispair my momma comes up and tells she's scared and i'm going to live with my auntie and uncle in Bel Air.

Whaaaaattt?? No way!

 

[Raptorex]

so my gf said she was going to go to bed. i tucked her in and went back down to the basement where the computer is. about 20 minutes later i hear a knock on the outside door to the basement. i look over and who do i see? a hot chick that wanted to have a fling with me. so i'm like, ok, schweeeeet!!!

so we started walking around from the back of the house to get to her car and we got up to the front of the house my gf was standing there waiting. the girls didn't take too kindly to each other and had a cat fight right in the street!

so while i'm standing there in dispair my momma comes up and tells she's scared and i'm going to live with my auntie and uncle in Bel Air.

Then you woke up from this dream...

 

[hamstershaver]

you should of tried and talked them into a threesome

 

[gonelifting]

Are you Will Smith, Fresh Prince?

 

[rnch]

"dear penthouse letters,

i am a student at a small american univeristy and i just had to write and tell you what happened to me last night..................."

 

[AAP]

I am going to bomb crak just so his avatar stays up.

 

[marshallmadman]

If that story is true. I'm sorry to hear that you're so fucking scandalous. You remind me of my ex-girlfriend. Just wait til some bitch does that shit to you dude. You'll be on here cryin' about it without a Fresh Prince tag line at the end. Believe Dat Nugga!

 

[slickdadd]

This wasn't nearly as exciting a thread as I had hoped.

 

[Razorguns]

this all could've been solved with a nice threesome.