Adventures in Multitasking...

[WODIN]

So to save some time I thought I could take my morning bathroom tour of duty and brush my teeth at the same time. Initially everything seemed to be working out fine till I had one of those forehead vien popping poos developing.

I then had to stop brushing, strain for my poo and get that out, recover from the pain and somehow keep brushing. I knew I was in trouble though when I sort of reflex gagged in mid brush stroke.

So I bolted up and flushed and spit and thought ewww..thats sick. Sat down finished my business and cleaned everything up. I I stood I felt a lil bit of toothpaste spit on my nuts. I hope thats what it is....dear God I hope....

 

[beastboy]

Nothin like a good poops story in the morning.

 

[vixenbabe]

I knew I was in trouble though when I sort of reflex gagged in mid stroke.

I'm sure that Ffactor did not mind......

 

[WODIN]

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I'm sure that Ffactor did not mind......

She is pretty good about that.

 

[FreeballinDC]

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She is pretty good about that.

LOL, you should have heard her talk about the 350 deadlift she tried. Talk about passing out!

You could have tried that in my bathroom, since the toilet is about a foot and a half away from the sink. The next house I get will have a bathroom fit for the Taj Mahal.

 

[Ffactor]

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I'm sure that Ffactor did not mind......

As long as you know what youre in for Vixi!

 

[Ffactor]

I thought this thread was about "Adventures in Masturbating"!

 

[Lumberg]

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LOL, you should have heard her talk about the 350 deadlift she tried. Talk about passing out!

zing!

 

[Ffactor]

Ffactor owned by deadlift!

 

[Lumberg]

at least you kicked it on the way out!

 

[WODIN]

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The next house I get will have a bathroom fit for the Taj Mahal.

The Taj is a tomb....granted a rather ornate and large tomb but never the less a tomb.

 

[FreeballinDC]

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The Taj is a tomb....granted a rather ornate and large tomb but never the less a tomb.

Jeez, ok! Cut out the tomb part, and you have it. Large and ornate, with a jacuzzi!

I also want one like a Turkish bath, with a big heated slab of marble in the middle to lay out and sweat!

 

[WODIN]

Ffactor owned by deadlift!

How far up did you get it?

 

[Ffactor]

How far up did you get it?

Actually finished five reps and then dropped it and almost passed out. Barely made it to the mens locker room and slouched down on a wooden bench for about 30 minutes or so. That was the end of my training session that day. One set of 5 reps!

 

[WODIN]

Actually finished five reps and then dropped it and almost passed out. Barely made it to the mens locker room and slouched down on a wooden bench for about 30 minutes or so. That was the end of my training session that day. One set of 5 reps!

LMAO! I've had those kind of days.

 

[Ffactor]

LMAO! I've had those kind of days.

I'm a lil bitch Wodie!

 

[WODIN]

I'm a lil bitch Wodie!

No your not....your a big tought he-girlie-man! Now stop that whining. Pop ten dbol and you'll feel a lot better about things. LOL!!

 

[Ffactor]

No your not....your a big tought he-girlie-man! Now stop that whining. Pop ten dbol and you'll feel a lot better about things. LOL!!

And to make things worse it was 315 not 350!

 

[FreeballinDC]

And to make things worse it was 315 not 350!

Gawd, I try to help you out by "exagerating" and you have to go and tell the truth.

You are a snivelling bitch, aren't you?

 

[Lumberg]

LMAO! I've had those kind of days.

I've also had the kind of days where I try new combinations:

eating a chocolate bar while chewing gum (something in the chocolate emulsifies the gum)

drinking a glass of water while lying in bed

shaving on the john (this one works--try it next time WODIN but only with an electric)

peeing in the shower (not during the co-ed showers though there are some levels of comfort that aren't worth getting into)