Adventures in multitasking part II

[Lumberg]

SO ever since WODIN's thread I have actually been doing some multitasking myself. I have shaved while shitting twice, brushed teeth while shitting once, and brushed teeth while sitting down peeing once.

overall the hardest thing is wiping your ass when you're done. With the electric razor your best bet is to set it down next to you. With the toothbrush that's tough.

Other minor difficulties include when you have to stop to have that sublime moment of forcing out a really thick, solid log, and not beign able to see yourself in the mirror (you'd be surprised though, I did a good job-no touch-ups needed).

Overall I would recommend tooth brushing only while peeing and shaving whenever.

 

[Chester_Copperpot]

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[WODIN]

Shave in the shower while washing your hair. Thats what I do.

 

[chiba102]

I brush my teeth shower and pee all at the same time....cuts a few minutes out of my morning dash

 

[Lumberg]

I'm talking about and electric razor. The one that dispenses cream, you know. It doesn't work in the shower.

Also I shower at night but shave in the morning.

Besides, let's try to stay on topic. Multitasking while in the john. Thank you.

 

[flexygrl]

You're gross! And you're a bird killer.

 

[Lumberg]

You're gross! And you're a bird killer.

Do you love me?

 

[Y_lifter]

Read THIS

 

[flexygrl]

Do you love me?

No....oh and by the way, did you really kill that bird, or was it a joke. You never responded.

 

[Lumberg]

No....oh and by the way, did you really kill that bird, or was it a joke. You never responded.

it was a joke!

geez, try to have some fun around here and you end up permanently branded as "the birdurer" shit

 

[flexygrl]

okay then...ya, I love ya.

 

[Lumberg]

 

[jerkbox]

try these, they are real time savers!


eating breakfast while taking a shit.

eating lunch while taking a shit.

eating dinner while taking a shit.

eating *any meal* while shaving your ass and body hair

picking your nose while taking a shit

biting your toenails while taking a shit