fistfullofsteel said:
Havoc, you studly sexy mother fucker you. You are getting the chicks all wet all over the place. So it's your fault really. You only have yourself to blame. j/k. Seriously, you already know it's probably going to happen again so next time you might want to do what I do, think to yourself, "wow this chicks wants me and she is married. This is great for my ego, and that's it." Just try to imagine yourself as the hubby of the skank ho dirty whore.
You know it's amazing how many married ho's there are... I remember this one time where a friend of mine (in college) met this bitch in the courthouse (where you find the ho's) - I was contesting a reckless driving charge.. Anyway, I talked her into coming to my apartment and helped convince her to take turns blowing us - damn she was talented!
Anyway that was all for me but she still wanted more and talked my friend Chris into seeing her on the side - I told him to stay the hell away, she's trouble. Well, after fucking her for a few weeks - in front of her kids while her husband was working - he eventually got a visit from her "old man".. He was a seedy sort and threatened Chris with a huge knife - Fortunately Chris decided that was enough - found out later he broke both of her arms as well - apparently the kids ratted on her. I can only imagine:
"Daddy! Daddy! Some stranger has been coming over and hurting mommy!"
"Huring Mommy? What do you mean dear?"
"Well, he keeps on poking her with his wee wee and she moans in pain....."
Oh, I forgot the biggest one - some married bitch (married to a counselor of mine in college) came to me to a Frat party (stupid) - She got drunk and the train formed.. She must have been banged 20 times that night - Jesus, glad I never touched her!